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[SaidNoOneEver]

Reminder that Muhammad raped a 9 year old and the endless turmoil of the middle east is literally God's divine punishment for their pedophilia, blasphemy, and idolatry.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m gonna disagree with the posters above and say if anyone comes to your door? Sexually assault them. It’s a prison world nigga and if you don’t make yourself top dog, then they are just going to keep coming back and like, poison your flowers or kill your dog (unless you got a pitbull).

This is from 2017, this is insanely retarded even by modern standards but 20 fucking 17 is another level of mental derangement

a circular firing squad of transgender rape accusations

I will be reading this thread to my children in 15 years as a bedtime story, it's got everything- comedy, tragedy, flawed/complex characters, men driven mad by their lust and rage, deceit, treachery, cute animals, ect.

Anyone with a plaster cast of a cunt hanging on their wall would rightly be considered a bit odd.

I don't know, busts and portraits of Marx have long been very popular in the East.

The only thing we can pretty much all agree on as humans is that tits are great.

So that's how we got to the headline? Sounds more like 1 in 5 men surveyed justifiably responded "nigger what the fuck" when asked those last questions.

Who wouldn’t pay attention to genital-origami that telepathically speaks of strange aeons where even death may die?

I, sir, am no faggot. Faggots are our niggers. I'm merely gay.

How the fuck can an image file have a stench?

ah yes, i am using the bong with the picture of a stoned psychedelic spongebob on it to smoke some tobbaco while i use this grinder with an image of a cannabis leaf on it to... grind some.... oregano leaves for my ravioli.... officer...

You don't have to be completely retarded while you do retarded things, retard.

No stalker children, we clean our plates here. This is why your mealtime is already over. Enjoy early bed prison.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

No, suffer retards.

 

[Crex Crex]

"Most recently, I've been motivated to produce pornography to directly address the appalling phenomenon of the HIV "'closet".

Zio-Anglo-American Axis hegemonic scheme explodes worldwide

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

you faggots can't even goblin hex someone anymore without needing to be high to do it

 

[Potato Burrito]

She's not just fat; she's tits-in-her-soup fat

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

a half-inch strip of hairy ballsack skin stretched down the middle like nightmare panties

Some interdimensional child molester shows up later for like ten seconds

is that a profile picture of BUTT HOLE?

Oh no, not the Monday cumdump party

DID YOU EVEN CONCENTRATE? MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BELONGS IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP?

My friends threw me a big sperm party

Telling you I got pregnant that night would be the Hollywood ending to this story, but I didn’t. Nor did I on the next trip to Burger King or the few we took after that.

 

[Hitman One]

You really are a spiteful little homo, aren't you?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Americans are so retarded that they think Britoids sound smart

My autism requires me to inform you that those are Gundams and a Zaku.

 

[Burgerasssand]

The difference between your 800 updoots on reddit and the CEO of the most denial-happy healthcare insurance provider in the US is pretty fucking huge.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hate women.

Good thing they don't want to come near you then.

Thank God.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The horse abuse just makes me sad and I don't really wanna think about the incest woman too hard.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Congratulations on having the most retarded take so far, it couldn't have been easy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It is always that old saying.
Every one likes to laugh, until they are the clown.

 

[Asian tech support]

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Ya know for a second I thought about researching some things that might explain why they did this but then I realized I do not really want any of those search terms associated even with my vpn searches.

We're in for an absolute blizzard of skeeting about this.

Jesus cannot return soon enough.

Eww. This gives me the ick to the nth degree. Especially knowing after all this grandstanding it ends up with the "tall and brilliant" man masturbating in a public fast food bathroom.

If you eat food that makes you poop that isn't solid and relatively small, then it's almost certainly not good for you

I seen't video of this woman eating a cat. I seen't pitchers of niggers carrying geese by the neck walking down the sidewalk. I seen't videos of a black man saying to city council, "enough is enough, they're eating animals we thought were off limits and crashing into buildings. Im black and even I disavow."

Is this Stochastic Terrorism?

I may mutilate children, but at least I'm not WEIRD.

Fingers crossed that one of the kids who got shot was CFO of Blue Cross Blue Shield

Gas the bikes, vehicle war now.

It is an interesting life choice to wake up on a Saturday morning and farm for Islamic content ratings on the Kiwi Farms

brb grabbing some tights, a cape, and a mask to go patrol the streets tonight.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Was this when Chantal got explosive diarrhoea and was trying to wipe it up with her g-string?

 

[Jang Joo]

Was this when Chantal got explosive diarrhoea and was trying to wipe it up with her g-string?

How the hell did I get ninja'd by a minute

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

turns out when you give women access to the internet they'll show their true colors.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Telling you I got pregnant that night would be the Hollywood ending to this story, but I didn’t. Nor did I on the next trip to Burger King or the few we took after that.

@Kaktus Kompot this one. It's this one that is the winner.