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[AllieKat]

Behold utter lolbert retardation.

As if Trump actually gives a flying fuck. Dude had four years and did fucking nothing about the problem other than bitch. If the druglords disappear, the need for Trump will also disappear.

Dude could've just created a "red light zone" where drugs are legal, and have the Federales tax that shit. That would've strangled the druglords' empires in a single stroke, just as how re-legalizing booze killed the mob's hold on it during the Prohibition era.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Being a dirty bum is Geno's super-power.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

the dainty hands rubbing on the flopdog are such a turn on

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can only pray that part of Trump’s plan to save America is to genocide all Redditors.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Molestiny

 

[Disc]

I'm not stuck in here with you, I'm stuck in here with me.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Not as retarded OP as I thought.

 

[Polyarmory]

I'm looking for a new lizard to adopt. I accidentally sat on my last lizard, who was like a son to me.

 

[Law]

I have questions for the ones who rated "optimistic." I guess you arguably meant rainbow == gay

 

[Randomrando]

"Osama Bin Laden's Kosher Food Review"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/osama-bin-ladens-kosher-food-review.212654/

 

[6thRanger]

After they have slept for 22 hours they spend the next hour and a half raping and attacking each other

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's a jettisoned frozen chunk of blue airliner toilet sewage.

Remember when people thought 4 Chan was bad.

I did not realize I was a turd detective who can look at a picture of shit and divine whose ass it dropped from.

See, this is the issue with all the intentionally vague and obfuscatory language that gets used regarding sex/biology - it confuses retards like myself.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Josh calls Velveeta decadent for entirely different reasons than Josh would. Josh calls it decadent because his view of decadence is melted cheese running down the burger clutched like a golden apple in his arms as if he's living in the promised land flowing with Cobra's Mist and Velveeta. Josh, on the other hand, would call Velveeta decadent because it's the epitome of the American processed food industrial complex. It represents the Bacchic rape of the landrace European delicasy that is cheese by New World big-C Capital. The two Joshes would reach the same mountaintop of englightenment by different paths.

 

[Crex Crex]

We really need the "Drooling NiggerRetard from Zaire" sticker for posts like one above me.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

It's all Indians. These Indians replaced Chinatown.

 

[obsdj]

These threatening emails just don't hit the same without pictures of the Fuhrer.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Destiny was brutally molested at the age of 10 and shows his sandworm cock to random women. Now he will have to show his cock to the courts.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

They sound exactly as I imagined they would. You can just hear the fat in their voices.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Why the fuck would mutts be allowed to have children? Honestly, it’s like some of you aren’t racist at all.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Amber has enough of that stuff in her to embalm an entire dynasty.