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[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

KARMA IS A BUDDHIST BELIEF, I AM NOT BUDDHIST I AM SATANIC.​

 

[Tablet County]

If you see an account named Null but with an Ü watch out. That is a Fake ass Nigga.

Fake ass niggas are invading us watch out they

WOOOOOOOO

YEAH BITCH DIZ IS DA FAKE AZZ NIGGA INVASION WE WUZ HORROR MOSTA YEAAS

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's one thing to burn American flags or stone your wife to death, it's entirely something else to miss lunch.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Moving the goal posts means +5 faggot points for you.

how hard is it to understand 'its better having them inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in'?

Sniper nests all along the road, jaywalkers will be shot on sight.

If I were related to him I'd try to deny it, too

You can't blame everything on British being heathens.

I'd try it. Now the question is what other animals could potentially be loafanized?

I can't be the only one to assume that Jack's skull has the texture of room temperature butter; and one could easily push their fingers through it.

Every time I see her photo it eliminates my chance of popping a boner for at least an hour

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

back in the day that meant ass babies, at least as far as I know.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now the question is what other animals could potentially be loafanized?

 

[Justice Tony]

This is going to make me sound like an insane person, but how do I convince my girlfriend to be more racist

 

[Sperg Spectating]

[This user was raped by isolated tribal niggers on an island for making fun of "God" on the magical glowing demon box.]

 

[Cemetery Support]

This contry is a fucking joke.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

[This user was raped by isolated tribal niggers on an island for making fun of "God" on the magical glowing demon box.]

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is going to make me sound like an insane person, but how do I convince my girlfriend to be more racist like this?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I will never forget the 64 quadrillion trans bipoc babies that were annihilated in the blast from the atomic bomb that gryungfl xcrohmk and his magajackboots detonated on j6.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Stop loss is for pussies. Drink 3 cups of black coffee and have your ticker open while watching Star Trek before work.

May the lord forgive me for saying this, the Hebrew is in the right here.

 

[ButWhyTho]

I just think the judge should be embarrassed by how fundamentally wrong his analysis was in every respect.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

I bet you're naked under all those clothes... Slut!

 

[Meat Target]

That is a fucking dick move, I can only imagine how much spit and other fluids you eat.

 

[Law]

Appealing. Natural even. Islamic? Certainly!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

puppy likes the computer buttons.

i wish i had a girlfriend who was into tech and would indulge the interest instead of treating it like an unhealthy addiction to be stopped so we can all shush and read books or fancy dinners with all the rules

 

[GunCar Gary]

I don't see how having the word "loli" in my username makes me a pedophile.

 

[Aunt Carol]

holy shit we found her vagina