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[Slideshow Bill]

I dont know if this indicates that Black people are biologically half gay.

A REAL AMERICAN MOVIE BEATS THESE FRENCH FRAUDS

FROM PENIS TO VAGINA, MORE LIKE FROM PENIS TO GO TO HELL!

Dystopic? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. Really, really funny? Also yes.

God is an Eagles fan.

You get what you deserve for betting on a mutt QB to run it in. Only black QBs are guaranteed to do that, unless they are Josh Allen or Steve Young

 

[neverendingmidi]

Bolivian Mennonite gas-rapists
That's some IRL random_text.txt shit

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The niggers in Africa could simply not resist jumping him for cheesesteaks (albeit this is also partially self defense).

 

[Gentlebastard]

Even Deus Ex couldn't predict this faggotry.

I still think she's probably just more retarded than the story presents (which is already pretty retarded)

See, that's supposed to be an article telling about something horrible that makes you sad, but it has the exact opposite effect on me. It makes me super happy. My smile got bigger and bigger as the examples of sadness piled up!

If you need to make a controversial artistic statement, can't you just nail a bologna sandwich to a wall or something else that's conventionally retarded?

Art museums should be defunded until they put actual art on display again.

I say we do a new art exhibit where we put this dude in the pig trough, and see where a bunch of pigs stand morally on the issue.

Have I been lied to? Are people allowed to just lie on the Internet like that?

I wish my German was better as you truly haven’t experienced fedposting until you read it in the original Klingon.

Big shoutout to my nervous system for barely managing to stop me from angrily fedposting until the police arrives

The part in that video where he fires the pork fat out of shot has lived in my head rent-free for well over a decade at this point.

Are you saying all my ailments aren't caused by wandering womb, and I don't need body destroying psych drugs or a lobotomy just because I'm upset that my husband cheated on me with his secretary?

What's dysfunctional about wanting to be fucked in the ass while wearing a cow costume?

Learning about this psychotic bitch has been the highlight of my night.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Chloroform expert here.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Look, the deleted video of him talking about bringing a parachute to work when working in a high rise after 9/11 was peak YouTube and I wish someone had it still.

Yep he released 10 hour long schizo rant where he claims he was raped by his schizophrenic mother. He is in contact with both Christian God and Odin and that he is their Chosen One who will lead rightwingers to glory.

"Debbie Does Everyone At Wendy's"

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lol-look-at-this-spiderman-faggot.12800/post-20745155

It starts with posting your child, and ends up you sharing pictures of yourself molestin a rubber duck for attention.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Is that a bbc or a cock made out of shit?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Himmler remained a virgin until his late 20s, but better late than never.

I'd rather charge a machine gun nest in a golf cart then make a hoi4 mod discord.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

You owe my boner an apology.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Elon will never be half the man Zelensky is."

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ukrainian-defensive-war-against-the-russian-invasion.150025/post-20746528

 

[Tablet County]

Nothing made me as suicidal as being called a "silver fox" before reaching 20.

 

[CallmeCicada]

get this freak away from young children and owls

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

One of the biggest psyops the Jews ever pulled was equating homosexual activity with being gay.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

When the British, in their hubris, turned away from the true light of the Church, I could forgive them, for I had hope that they might one day find their way back to Christ's embrace.

When the British came to Africa, they found a continent created by God to amuse Himself. He had filled it with many strange creatures - lions, giraffes, elephants - that He loved, and apes that appeared almost human. He surrounded this land with oceans, sank its interior below sea level while raising hills along its coastline, and carved vast deserts. To make sure it remained set apart, He placed yet another sea to mark this great Zoo and its animals off from the people.
But the British, ignorant of God's plans and without the guidance of the Church, built a railway across this land and exported these strange creatures across the world. What should have remained in Africa now roams the streets; every major city has become a Zoo.
And yet, I could forgive them. After all, everyone makes mistakes, and these creatures are still God's creation.

When the British came to India, they found a subcontinent that God had quarantined with the tallest mountains, deserts, seas, rivers, jungles, and oceans, ensuring that nothing could escape. For Hell had opened in India, and its spawns poured out like locusts, consuming everything good that God had created there.
But the British, ignorant of God's harsh measures, built a railway across this land and exported those foul creatures across the world. What should have remained in India now roams the streets; every major city has become a Hell.
This, I can never forgive, for they have brought Hell upon us all.

 

[Dr. Butt]

an overrated over moderated dunning-kruger fountain of cognitive dissonance bugchasing faggot hugbox glownigger consensus cracking operation

"Kiwi Farms"

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you can't call a user who posts content you don't like a retarded faggot nigger and post a picture of goatse to wash it down on a forum without being punished, its just not a very good forum.

sorry for double poops but this guy's post needs to stand alone

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Diversity is ONLY provided by niggers. You could have a country with whites, asians, even pajeets, and it wouldn't be diverse if there were zero niggers.

 

[Pedophobe]

Everything you have read on the Internet regarding is 100% true and honest.

It's like a reality tv version of "Psycho"

Isn't it truly maddening that "stop ruining yaoi" is something that even has to be said at all?

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Women dont even exist, just a psyop to prevent you and only you from getting to the real truth about the world.