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[The Great Citracett]

Do it, you spoiled geunia brat!

Man that guy is fucking nuts, also what the hell is a geunia?

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Man that guy is fucking nuts, also what the hell is a geunia?

He probably meant guinea pig.

So I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think this is fucking hilarious.

I'm a little bit off put that I'm a family member of an incestuous cult.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/solid...lukesolo-many-more.4454/page-175#post-2077576

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Be a proud gay furry heathen, don't let anybody to let you down! Be yourself and fight for it, even if it might take your life to achieve your goal! Then you get to fuckin' Valhalla

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It's like looking at myself if I were more of a gay trainwreck than I am now: it's magical, really homosexual, slightly sad, full of pedophilia, and a cup of disgusting

 

[CatParty]

Literally all the cow's responses in this

This guy is more gullible than strikerwolf

Spoiler

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[Gym Leader Elesa]

I'm with @Satan on this.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You know, the second I typed it, I thought, "one of you fags is gonna dump this in random text".

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

You know, the second I typed it, I thought, "one of you fags is gonna dump this in random text".

Only because I stand firm in my conviction that it belongs there, good doctor.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"gibbering spastics"

 

[bacterium]

"Nope, I didn't spend valentines day with anyone, not even fun sized Felicia."

"The first thing I did when I got up this morning was put my sex doll back in the box.. I kind of felt like it would be a cliche. Oh the lonely ass autistic guy fucking his sex doll on valentines day.. It just screamed cliche, it just screamed cliche"

From the Josh Saunder's thread. The second one is probably way too long

 

[lolwut]

Your dad dies, and the first thing you do is go to Kiwi Farms to whore for attention?

 

[BlueChan]

Is a pedophile perversion a common side effect of autism?

(from the Yahoo Answers question in the Roketsune thread's OP)

 

[John Furrman]

"I am receiving individual psychotherapy for a variety of psychiatric symptoms and dysfunctions which are mostly autistic in nature: excessive fear and anxiety responses, inefficiency and poor motivation, terrible self-discipline, susceptibility to exhaustion, and dread and terror about my mortality"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/roketsune-darosne-cj-crawford.28161/page-2#post-2080906

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

North Korea is like that Crazy Uncle that everybody only here's rumours about and shows up at family gatherings muttering crazy things, then one day goes nut's in a bank and ends up killing all the hostages with a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

 

[repentance]

Related to this, from Fire's FB comments regarding his dad's death.

"I'm inedibly depressed"

 

[AnOminous]

"my ex got me banned from an otherkin group on facebook"
"also this girl conspired w/ her gf who's trying to ruin my life by taking photos of how messy my apartment was to get me evicted"

 

[Ntwadumela]

"Please remember that people with nonhuman identities do exist"
Alex C. Leal
Suggestion by @smallmilk

 

[BlueChan]

"It makes you feel like you are in a personal Holocaust fearing that your autism will be converted into ashes"

Source: this shit

Think I'm bad? Look at these reviews for your precious trolling site. Mwahahahaha!!

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[FisterSister]

Your metrosexual organization has caused me nothing but pain (yes, psychical pain) and severe mental anguish

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He now has grounds to sue, actually.

Spoiler: Context

In the TV Tropes thread, someone found the "tear jerker" page for our old friend Mr. Enter (discussion starts here). One entry on that page mentions that watching some shitty cartoon caused him to develop nearsightedness and need glasses (note: nearsightedness doesn't fucking work that way). According to one obvious law student, this now gives Enter the right to file suit over the "disability" that the show caused him. I know that we don't talk about Enter anymore, but I just found this really really funny.