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[Super Mario Brothers]

Fun game: see if these pooners have any social media accounts. See what fan communities they follow. See what art they reblog. Guaranteed you'll see male genitalia and a lot of it, and they fucking know what it means.

Well would a faggot even notice a difference between a pussy and an asshole slathered in lube? Since all they do is fuck shitholes they wouldn't even know what a pussy feels like in the first place.

Basically, gay autistic men fap to furry porn featuring sentient automobiles with multiple horse cocks. Heterosexual autistic women fap to anime boys cutting their wrists open and half bleeding to death while one rapes the other.

“See bros?! I can be a big, bad rapist too!”

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The accused changes his plea from "not guilty" to "innocent", knowingly and voluntarily.

 

[Meat Target]

Buy a Chevy like a fucking Patriot and make sure it's cherry red to dab on the hoes. Anime stickers optional.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Jesus didn't die for our sins so you could jack off to lolicon

To continue our Lucky Star discussion away from the US politics megathread, despite its obvious relevance

Never in my life, did I expect to see fucking Bureković of all people in a vtuber thread.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i feel like I'm seeing through to an alternative universe with its own hitler and hookers.

 

[DickMain]

Old Elite Forum posts from Karl Jobst have been dug up, where he roleplays as his penis

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

All he knows is smugposting and fat faggotry. To him being that is like what breathing air is to normal humans.

He just can’t ever be wrong, the fatness of this faggot is truly obscene.

 

[>IMPLYING]

A European insulting you on Discord is not a valid reason for crashing the stock market.

Why don't we just like kill chinks?

 

[gagabobo1997]

[trying to explain k*w*farms]

okay so you know the truman show? so it's like that except it's about trying to get jim carey to commit suicide

 

[Dr. Butt]

Context matters.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

AY CARAMBA.
THEYRE TACOCAUSTING US!!!!

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I wonder if she has a puke version of the poop ritual song?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

If only Yakub had forseen this.

Why can't this dude just lol calm down?

All his problems derive from his utter inability to lol calm down.

That's assuming anyone on here has a social life to kill

Bitches love cows, so Miyamoto gave them cows.

Hey I love razzing you guys. Shitposting is awesome and I can do it from anywhere now.

Shouldn't have given me a cell phone, faggots!!

"COWS CANNOT DRIVE GO KARTS!" is this guy's personal "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!" moment.

 

[DickMain]

You do again, realize Age play is not illegal and I am not admitting to doing so?

I'm not losing, y'all lost the second I produced those videos.

give up.

end this drama.

and stop repeating my stuff.

 

[CEO of Gay]

i am not a fucking child you cocksucker for hire

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

i miss when milk got filtered to tard cum

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Ngl that mushy finna make me act up

 

[neger psykolog]

@Marc profile comment about "Which 5 members of King Crimson do you think would create the worst blunt rotation? (All iterations allowed)": https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/603980/

If I was to select individual representatives from five different era lineups of King Crimson, and delegate them to pass a blunt to one another in a counterclockwise direction, the personalities in question would be selected from the Peter Sinfield era, the John Wetton era, the 1980s lineup, the ConstruKction of Light lineup, and the nine person lineup from the brief period wherein Jeremy Stacey and Bill Rieflin were both in the touring band at the same time, and the door open for Belew to perform with them when permitted. And the five members selected from those various eras of King Crimson, who I feel would simply be the worst at passing a blunt (including nigger-lipping it) would have to be Robert Fripp.

(this is I think the most ultra specific post I've ever seen on KF)

 

[Rotollo 2]

If the hole doesn't fit, the balldo won't stick!

 

[Dr. Butt]

crazy how you can have plenty of ideas and potential when your brain isn't fried on gay porn and yaoi.