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Jesus fucking christ she has the jowls of a fat hentai rapist and the body of a menopausal vegan

Anyone perusing my search history is going to equal parts baffled, horrified and amused

That's a level of adorableness I am unequipped to handle. My dark and frostworn heart just experienced warmth for the first time in ages.

She thinks she's being clever, but she just sounds like donald duck having an aneurysm.

"With this gape I can easily fit several dicks in my mouth at one time! Wanna see?"

The most charitable interpretations:
>God’s a sadistic dick who wants to prolong Jack’s suffering via poor health/the spell of the wendigo
>God’s a sadistic, yet humorous dick who’s keeping Jack alive to serve as a source of ridicule for us

>hack a website
>embed toohooo music
this is so 2000s it soothes my old gay retarded soul
 
Shut the fuck up Clifford.

I am a genetic freak. I am a retarded genius.

Null will or won't ban you for whatever reason real or perceived based solely on feels. It's not Tom Anderson's MySpace here. Expecting consistency is optimistic. Just say or do whatever until we're all gone lol

You're awful judgy for a guy who wants to genetically engineer women to have sex with you

THE FARMS IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
4 CHAN NIGGERS ROLLING UP IN FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS

This gopnik ass mother is probably called some shit like Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.
 
You lost
KF lost
T&Hsissies lost
Lidl lost (money lol)
BP lost
MHT lost
Women lost (forever)
Welper lost
GAG lost
Mormonism lost
New Jersey lost
DMfags lost
Telegram gooners lost
Shippers lost
You will never find a partner online
You are fat and ugly
You have no filter and no shame
Your internet hygeine is yucky
You wasted $20 on a meme
You paid $20 to troll someone
You lost $20 for a nothingburger
Love is NOT in the air
Cupid is burning in hell with all his hellenic pagan demon brothers
Mormonism and Judaism are dying out
Military men all have AIDS + vaxxed
Ghost is not real
Joshua Graham is not real
Joseph Smith is burning in hell
New Jersey and Utah are the worst states in the union
@mitsuba :3 is laughing at you
@mitsuba :3 will always be more successful than you
Watermelons will ALWAYS be tasty as fuck
Gossip is gay
And so is your mom

:)

Peter: N
Lois: I
Meg: G
Chris: G
Stewie: E
Brian: R

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