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[Free Dick Pills]

Don't worry. They can't put you in jail just for breaking a few laws.

 

[Tablet County]

I do NOT represent Balenciaga Gucci Gang, I do NOT wear Balenciaga Nigger Heil Hitler merch

You probably heard the term "culture shock". This is similar, but with worthless retarded faggots.

the real reason governments sign off on this AI shit is that they’re dead scared of chuds recreating hyperborea through neo-renaissance kino.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've seen Hiroshima and I've seen Detroit. Niggers are more dangerous than Nukes.

If I managed to keep a straight face for that one I need to start playing poker or become a spy.

He's always been ugly on the inside (and outside, but that's beyond the scope of this post).

Memes are inherently humorous or entertaining content
This is just honest-to-god true and honest propaganda

I’m loving this new arc of when an unstoppable retard meets an immovable retard.

The whole thing vaguely stinks, but the good kind of stink you go back and get a second whiff of.

We really should donate to LGBT charities after all. Maybe we'll contribute to them one day finding a cure for people like you.

 

[DickMain]

Our lord and savior Synth, only have sex with real anime girls with huge cocks.

 

[Randomrando]

@Spunt say ‘toasterfucking’ one more time.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I swear to FUCK the longer I spend on this site the more I realize you retards literally think shouting NIGGER is doing all the work you need to do.

 

[CaddestSlown]

You want to send me a bill for $30 because I parked my car facing North instead of South? Fuck you, kill yourself.

Someone planted a tree 50 years ago and now it's too tall for you so I need to spend $7000 to get it removed? Jump into a woodchipper.

You want to give me a list of approved paint colors that I am allowed to paint my fence? Why don't you chug a gallon of the stuff yourself?

My grass is too long? Is it your fucking grass? No? Then shut the fuck up.

Don't like my lawn ornaments? Swallow broken glass.

Try to tell me what I can do with my property that I own and I'll fucking shoot you, nigger. Total HOA death.

 

[Metamorpho]

Instead of ending with a dance it end with Phillip wearing Aurora's scalp as a wig while he jerks off in front of a mirror.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Talking about the nigger problem is a waste of time when you could be talking about the nigger solution instead

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

it's on the TOP OF THE WEBSITE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

 

[Hamstirer]

"He sits down, that's the opposite of jumping " Josh from the last MatI.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I bet if his mom dressed him up like a girl and tore his shirt off in front of her "friends" he would have the ejaculation of a life time

 

[Aunt Carol]

AI doesn't have enough soul to put a horse baby in her womb

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Bro doesn’t know the value of teamwork outside synchronized circlejerking.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You say 'sheep fucking faggot' like it's a bad thing

Anyway, I'm sure that your disruptive and asinine behaviour will be closely monitored by @Null and the admins.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Bottles.wav

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

“Yummy yum!” if only she said that about her manwife’s parsnip penis.

“No!” Says the fur***. “The public must see my scat diaper fursuit goon sesh!”.

And they have the audacity to ask “Why do they fursecute me so?”

"its like my animes haha you're just a legendary freedom fighter who dindu nuffin, have you watched one piece? you're literally loofy"

He committed crimes of the penis. Now, his penis will do him in. Divine plan.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Nigga that was the Onceler. You went to the fucking dr. seuss onceler's gamba ring.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Nigga, you're a diddyblud.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

you people aren't my therapists and have really no ground to stand on with diagnosing me with anything