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[POWER IN MISERY]

why on earth would you fuck a dog?

Justin is committed and loyal forever.

THERE IS NO ANNE FRANK

Based and gay.

Low, high iq. I'm the guy with the white skin.

>Weird European men finally achieve their ultimate business goal, reaching into obese black peoples asses and rummaging around.

No. I built my own Chrome extension that allows me to store notes on people because I'm the fucking man.

Nothing wrong with putting a little bit of coffee in your milk.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

It's like The Truman Show except Truman isn't actually being corralled into a false reality by corporate executives. He just does it to himself.

 

[Space Police]

ive masturbated to the thought of having a kf thread before

 

[Gentlebastard]

They're like a bad omen, wherever they go. Like gays appearing during an empire's collapse.

I wonder how proportional the rate of the increase in lolcows is to the increase in forever chemicals in the food and water supply.

Medicine is germophobic, society needs break down the barriers that cause frustrations for the diseased, not try to cure them of it.

Just be glad I posted a slightly racist meme instead of hours of horrific accident footage

Can't have drool stains when the shirt is already soaked in skin grease.

Who makes saunas with windows?

I love that you're bothered by the windows and not the soft sofa or the kitchen table

May his pottery oven explode upon first firing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Piss? if you drink enough water piss would be fine, no?

 

[CaddestSlown]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT???

 

[monstrous bubo]

We believe he may have been traveling to the orillia ontario area to meet someone named James but goes by the user name Yeuri or Noodle-Kun

 

[a hapless toad]

I at least use words that make sense -.- the fuck is a mongoloid? lol a deformed Vocoloid?

 

[Aunt Carol]

And not even Nissan Drivers are safe from trooning out.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Beating your family so you can leech off of them to buy fart porn is not work.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

If wanting you executed was a fetish, it would be my favorite.

I'm sure the demons in Hell will be delighted to know this opinion of you as you are tortured for eternity.

I would personally place you inside one of those bathtubs that enclose you in pitch black darkness, are isolated from the sound of outside and you just stare at the blackness of the lid—and abandon you there for 24 hours.

 

[CaddestSlown]

THAT PUSSY IS HAUNTED, LITTLE JUAN IS FUCKING GRUDGE MOANING AND KICKING HER OVERIES GOING “booo bitch Suffa horse woman Suffa booo.” *rings bell* THAT PUSSY IS A TOMB FOR THE UNBORN SOLDIER.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

source

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I divorced my Mother

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How did you moon cricket?

 

[Hamstirer]

Imagine being the 583rd guy to bust in her ass or whatever. It must be like fucking a box of Twinkies that someone stepped on.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Catcher in the Rye didn’t convince me to shoot John Lennon nearly as much as Imagine did.

This might be the worst thing I've seen on the internet this week.

Experts say that if a crackhead wielding a knife is moving in your direction, you should run away. "Ummmm what about folks who can't run? Not only is it an ableist thing to say, but some people are actually suicidal and your statements are actually harmful to the suicidal community??"

That entire fucking country deserves nothing but to become one big Fallout LARP community.

just log off. It's not real. None of this is real.

If Gates was doing like conspiracionists say and mass sterilizing the third world, I would buy all Microsoft products I can.

Strong "taking a dick out selfie in a nursery's toilet is my human right" vibe going on.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I could beat the tar out of him on his best day while I'm pants shittingly sick from a month on a strict taco bell diet.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Wanna know who makes fun of things someone else never had control over?

Evil people. Demons in the flesh.

You are a repulsive, walking cockroach that reeks of demonic influence, you deserve to be eviscerated while under the effects of adrenaline shots

Murderous ideations have been a thing in my head since I was fucking 13 and I was relentlessly harassed by retarded people like you in primary. Even drew a drawing of myself shooting Gustavo down out of sheer fucking desperation.