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[mr. testicular torsion]

I DO NOT FUCK HORSES

 

[Gentlebastard]

Did anyone ever come up with a protocol for handling and disposing of the Sonichu medallions?

For me personally, the question of "which side annoys me the most, and thus whose suffering will give me the most satisfaction" is resolved entirely through simple mathematics.

If the opposite occurs it will be mildly disappointing at worst as I lack any tangible or emotional investment beyond casual spite.

These retards always flock together somehow, I love it.

What do you even say to comfort him? “Sorry kiddo, your mom’s a fucking retard in some weird-ass cult, you’ll understand when you’re older.”

Someone in this family is making good choices and it's not the person with blue hair and a mask pfp.

We need a phrase or word for when these people start crafting their own reality in front of you.

That's just being delusional.

I always forget about his bisexuality until someone brings it up again. The gay scene is a giant degenerate fuckfest, there's so many apps dedicated to hooking up. Having to pay for gay sex is so embarrassing.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

God has a special providence for children, drunks, America, and Chantal, apparently

 

[Dr. Butt]

Good. Rape is awesome now, since it's just words. Let's just rape everyone all the time! RAPE RULES! Because it's just words anyway! Thanks KNEEL GAY MAN!

 

[Mound Dweller]

I experienced a pluto over my ascendant transit and I was struck by how real it all is and really how powerless we are against destiny, which I do believe exists now.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My autism is so profound that I created an account just to reply here.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Google “sonic rule 34” to learn more.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Republicans are separating families with FNAF money

 

[Cnidarian]

Or maybe Allah is the final boss of Undertale, I haven't played it myself

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I would like to state for the record, under penalty of perjury, that any of these images could be used as a long-term erection suppressant.

 

[Brain Power]

they didn't just circumcise my boy
they fucking chopped his head off.

if this were a literal vagina monster they wouldn't do this kind of shit to it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She IS a smug fat baby. How is this woman an adult? She can't wipe her own ass or tie her own shoes.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Francesco DeIIamorte

niggers tongue my system resources

 

[Slideshow Bill]

the twink on ozempic is here to stay

Because most Hispanics DO NOT reach six feet in height.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

When I was maybe 13, I bought a 4-pound mineral salt block at the feed store and kept it on my bookshelf, where I licked it once or twice a day to see if I could erode a groove in it. (Yes.) This was before we had the Internet, although there were some local BBSes.

 

[Doxmatix]

Please keep Nick Fuentes away from my penis!

 

[Meat Target]

You are the blackest gorilla nigger I've ran across this month.

 

[Aunt Carol]

By default I'm going to assume his mother and some of his loved ones are normalfags.

 

[Cnidarian]

This should be where the Fear & Hunger live-action adaptation is filmed.

 

[CaddestSlown]

i promised not to be retarded so im not responding to that