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[Jaimas]

Reading the opinions of unemployed troons about communism is like reading the opinions of incels about dating, except far less entertaining.

 

[Positron]

From everyone's favorite Secret Garden Gnome:

 

[WW 635]

From KiwisAreNeoNazis on CLP:

MOST OF THE KIWI FARMERS ARE QUEERS WHO SHOVE GERBILS UP THEIR ASSES OR VAGINAS. THEY'RE SICK BASTARDS AND FUCKING FREAKS WHO GET SEXUAL STIMULATION OUT OF THAT. WHEN WE STOP KIWI FARMERS, WE'RE PROTECTING GERBILS. WE ARE THE GERBIL PROTECTION SOCIETY. THAT'S OUR NAME FROM NOW ON.

From NotDonnyLong on CLP:

FOR THE SAKE OF GERBILS EVERYWHERE I WILL STRIKE DOWN THE KIWIFAGS!

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

LOOK YOU CANT CALL IT FRIGID UNLESS YOU CAN SAFELY KEEP M.ILK OUTSIDE

AND FUCK YOU, YES I CAN.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Did you know that tard cum has long been a symbol used by white supremacists?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/peta-tard-cum-is-a-symbol-of-white-supremacy.29671/

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'd get responses like "LINDSAY IS NOT THERE FOR YOU TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF!" (yuck! as if!)

 

[Cato]

Have you ever masturbated so much or humped a bed so much that your penis gets raw wounds and semi bleeding cuts? I have.

 

[CatParty]

Someone on lolcow has been talking to her about her downstairs mixup. Pt is an alien futa.

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[Philosophy Zombie]

Null: anyways @CasualSeppuku I wanted to share this w/ u because i wanted you to hear how this completely dead silent dance video contains only noise of her eerily humming and her boobies slapping against her stomach

 

[The Great Citracett]

"oh shit my giRLFRIEND GOT ME MOTHERFUCKIN SUN CHIPS!!!!!"

From the Eden Belmont thread.

Also, the girlfriend is a hulking 6 foot 6 man.

 

[Army Burger]

If a man say he won the war by eating the most of his own shit more power to him.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I get that you hate us for our Freedom, but that's between you and white Jesus

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

"Fluttershy autistic hostage situation."

 

[Army Burger]

Say what you want but we have an Italian OP telling us about an all Asian film crew interviewing an autistic tranny. Say what you want about this part of the internet but its damn diverse.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So now that @SolidMario's given us his "sweet embrace" (more like rage, but whatever), I figure I'd share some choice quotes of his from his recent chimping:

Spoiler: There is a lot

Don't be fucking disagreeing with this shit, people. You know damn well, it's true. Since when did the internet become a place for telling lies without care?

There is no pedophilia. I will never stop until people understand the truth!

HE...IS...A...CARTOON! He's not some real boy that you should be freaking out about because I did some shitty artworks of him in the past, he's....oh, he's just a damn drawing on a tv screen. He's is a cartoonist's fictional creation!

Worry about your own problems, dude. "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

There should be a Captain in there Somewhere.

Yes, he is. I never liked South Park, and yet thanks to Null's idiocy, I'm stuck with this shitty excuse of an avatar over a shitty excuse of a cartoon character from a shitty excuse of a show I never liked

Meep meep.

Yo'd have seen a lot more gratefulness if you kept your keg hole shut

Not the way I see it. The way I see it. You accuse one fan of something of being something awful, you accuse them all.

Yeesh. God damn trolls are violent. Especially this time of the year.

Damn. Me and my big mouth. No wonder you're supposed to think before you speak. I never liked my methods of just letting it out. Always going wrong.

Hmmph. These debates I get into are always causing me trouble.

No, you idiot. It's janitorial work.

You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly. Just like you your mum.

I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.

I mean it. I will end you. And I just cut off my tail. And that's interesting because.....Son of a BI.......

Well, what else do you expect to resort to when I lose energy?

Give me a real answer, in detail. Describe what Bart Simpson looks like.

Do I look like a bitch? Why you trying to fuck me like a bitch? That's what you should be asking, Calooby.

And I don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Maybe, but that's some good cold blooded shit to say before I strike him down for making everybody believe it.

 

[Cato]

So now that @SolidMario's given us his "sweet embrace" (more like rage, but whatever), I figure I'd share some choice quotes of his from his recent chimping:

Nothing @SolidMario posts is random text worthy. I'm so glad Null finally locked that spergfest.

 

[Calooby]

I dunno I mean some of it was funny. But there's so many it's hard to pick out. I mean obviously avoid the ones that mention names, that's for certain.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

glutenfreebooty: It's making a cultural statement.
Hypodermic Johnny: ...and that statement is?
glutenfreebooty: A U T I S M

EDIT:

 

[RG 448]

The meanies came to school one day. The meanies came to school one day. The meanies came to school one day.

 

[Army Burger]