random_text.txt

[CallmeCicada]

Looking back at how she used to attack local birds and run around the playground on her hands and knees, it made sense she would become a political cartoonist

 

[Markass the Worst]

I've got GOD and I also have the TRUTH and justice will prevail in time.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

With that said, nothing this website says has come to the truth. I am the truth

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Why are you at McDonald's? Are you fat as fuck?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

By Jove old chap we never suspected that you were a homosexual....

 

[Tablet County]

Bob filming while his sanpaku eyed bog witch seduces a boomer in their geriatric polycule

 

[Doxmatix]

Jokes on the organ thieves then, all hers are fucked.

Well I suppose when "bare minimum" is "none whatsoever", imagination's the limit.

You know there's a Linux thread, right? With 7% less Bicha bitching.

His engagement farming is working. I want to hear this sizzling new album from this hot Vegas band.

I'm glad this was this next immediate post because I thought I was having a stroke, thank you pregnant sailor moon hitler

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Now, because of the people who are "completely allergic to being proactive", it is known without a shadow of a doubt that you are a tranny chaser, tranny fucker, and possibly worst of all a tripfag.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If Musk wasn’t a coward, we’d have a futanari chatbot with a massive veiny cock.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You refused to risk the cost of a steak and a potato on LoveQuest 2025.

Bro who tf goes to Disney and buys fucking corn on the cob

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I am a fan of big boobs.

 

[Dr. Butt]

many of his older accounts dictate that he unironically lives in Christchurch

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's okay, Elmo is just entering his Kanye arc. Give it some time, in a couple of months he'll make a remix of "Elmo's World" where he admits to blowing his cousin when they were kids or whatever.

Elmo heard a few too many hatefacts about how long it actually takes to use an oven from his friend the Cookie Monster.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side and I am happy for him, and frankly I'd rather not think too much about my sons genitals, it's weird.

 

[Gregis]

arms state for uskine been shift over isreal a thing..let just say some party pandicing over thing going be slamed soon in two ways..party what those file like wood chipers as well for usequietly rich runing hard to hide right now...... given fed my have some bonk happin soon eprione end all reday happin. with bassil 3 chages on gold vs parper gold kinda feel bad for those sods.losing 85% there cash flow paper gold contracks vs gold bar..bibi looking down berral new elaction. to replace him figer he bit paniced give party call for few things... . given grok deal with week as well they real play cover up for lot thing hahah.

 

[Aunt Carol]

irish indentured servants and jiggaboos have always had a beautiful american love story

Is this the first time his dick has leaked?

 

[Crex Crex]

blah blah the rapy but also: bathtub horse piss purveyors don't ask for letters.

"git gud" - Barack Obama, 2025

Redditor: I am going to end my life.

Least degen Redditor: Oh man, that's wild, anyway wanna hear about how I used AI to simulate fucking my loving little daughter?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Anything Nick says is more or less an advertisement as to his stupidity

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If you want to work out of someone is black, ask them if they play Yugioh.

 

[Pedophobe]

When I eat broccoli I pretend I'm a brontosaurus eating leaves from trees :^)

Bullying hasn't made people 'normal' since the internet has existed because now you can find 1000 supportive people online for every one irl bully.

The more citations I have after my statement, the more right I am.