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[KiwiFuzz2]

The war on boobs won’t end well for those who wage war on the boobs.

Pretty sure there’s a book on depicting accurate horse anus in various mediums, yes. Probably called Never say Neigh to Horsey Holes

How does Ebonics justify the use of deadly force in a situation where it wasn't appropriate?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a drunk, incompetent affirmative action hire Pajeeta, cackling at a human face forever
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Spoiler: I'd say be not afraid, but you probably should be.

Imagine having to tell any new neighbors you raped a fridge.

Bath salts, fent, and chromosomes.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This bitch has a limbless girl fetish!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DEWD!!!!

 

[Brain Power]

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"Economics" is an inherently landphobic pseudoscience. I'm literally shaking right now

 

[GunCar Gary]

the plight of American hero Big Balls has set off a firestorm in the Republican Party

 

[Gentlebastard]

Please learn to write like a human being, not... whatever the fuck this is.

He is what every woman wants, a bisexual retard who will drool all over them.

I struggle to think of something more demonic and evil than this shit.

I do have to say, it's really freaking funny that despite all the censoring, DECADES of it, even, someone says one word and everybody knows exactly who it's alluding to.

Racism, just like love, transcends all boundaries.

You disingenuous canned ham.
You feckless ornamental shrub.
You performative soup cracker.
You melodramatic lint sculpture.
You discount-brand thought balloon.
You bootlicking fondue fountain.
You ethically sourced hypocrite-scented candle.
You low-resolution historical reenactor.
You passive-aggressive breadstick.
You artisanal jar of nothing.
You gluten-free Marxist sock puppet.
You taxpayer-funded charisma void.
You gerrymandered figment of a spine.
You semi-sentient PR email.
You petulant bowl of beige.
You clout-chasing mood board of bad decisions.
You haunted karaoke machine of civic decay.

There's such a rich world of insults out there when you entirely unmoor yourself from wanting to make sense and instead laser-focus on sounding like a faggot.

They get his shitty little DMCA filings thrown out regularly, to the tune of "America, FUCK YEAH".

The really important point is that you wouldn't want to drink distilled water after a few Portland troons had wrestled in it.

Diogenes would have just shit himself then and there. We've been pussified beyond belief.

Holy shit is this guy a special piece of shit. I'm almost as impressed as I am disgusted at how massive a piece of shit he stands out as among a sea of degenerates

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

You can have BPD and be cool

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Bang, stalker

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Tattling on a website to corpo daddies to get it shut down appears to be insufficient to force its users to love trans people."

Wasting medical resources, lying to your doctor, being spoiled by boomer parents, and having Down's syndrome aren't illegal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish page 40-44

You can teach a fish to swim, but you can’t teach an of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.

where's the bloods fish? can't have no crip creeping in bloods tank.

We must secure the existence of our shoal and a future for kiwi marine life.

I support the 2 tank solution.

 

[Golden Apple]

Imagine being so disgusting that adopting Western gay culture is a fucking upgrade.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

What kind of woman would want to associate with Nick Fuentes and his merry band of homosexual federal agents.

If you're wondering why she looks a little different from her parents it's because she's fat and adopted.

OOGA BOOGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

I will tolerate amputee but I draw the line when it’s all four limbs. You only get two limbs max. All four limbs crosses a line I have drawn in the sand. Nuggetfags get the rope.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's supposed to be non-toxic, but I wouldn't call it edible.

 

[obsdj]

I swear to God this troon's psuedopussy does legitimately look like a weird, fucked up angel. You know, the kind of angel you'd make in the snow surrounding Chernobyl.

 

[Dr. Butt]

EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING NOW, A FOURTH DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA COURT. I REPEAT, A FOURTH DILDO HAS HIT THE WNBA COURT.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Kiwi Farms

"le based heckin' trad gossip forum"

 

[Freezard]

Is the sun a faggot? Is the sun sucking the moon's dick?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lurkers are an important part of the internet ecosystem, like plankton in the ocean.

edit: where is my forum award for reading good and being able to search shit properly?

Lipstick Alley users have been invading our spaces to post sissy porn to make us look bad! Those nappy-headed hoes!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

All the shit they threw at our Dear Sneeder only served to fuel his dark autistic powers.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I always thought the "Fight" part was to fight another hostage or whatever. In the hopes that the shooter might get confused and think you're on his side or something.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

bro stop being a fag

And why do they always go for the non-homos, why can't they just go be gay together, why must they covet my butthole?

Nobody cares about your fag country and its fag laws.