random_text.txt

[AprilRains]

I am prepared to make dispensations for known good furries like @yawning sneasel , but by default, they get the fucking hose.

 

[chadmuska]

"whats the matter didn't rape enough Japanese school girls?"
"I don't understand this bit, what are you referencing"
"my own mind."

 

[Power Armor]

Only two minutes in prison and you're already eating my ass.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Update:

http://archive.is/O1MqI

It's a doc, here's a copy/paste
https://pastebin.com/3nwtXBe2
http://archive.is/AHtSg

I had sexual fantasies involving dogs, a long time ago. For the longest time I failed to realize how abusive that fetish was. I would talk about it to people at the drop of a hat if I thought they had even the slightest bit of interest in or curiosity about the subject. I wanted to be seen as cool and experienced, so I would make up stories in which I'd turned my fantasies into realities. It was all an effort to get people to like me, or think I was interesting. I know how dumb that is, but it's what I genuinely believed at the time. I lied to get people to like me.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I always though Hawking was just an exceptional individual cripple and the Chair was a hyper intelligent AI

 

[Kirito]

I've always wondered why the vet had a drinking glass full of mutt nutt just sitting right there on the desk.

 

[Army Burger]

What do you find more interesting, musical theatre or penis?

 

[Lurkette]

your dick isnt big enough to quency my thirst daddy im a fox dont you know were like that zaush comic otter space, you shove your hand in and its infinate realm watchout for the asteroids.

 

[Power Armor]

 

[CatParty]

 

[trannyfucker]

'Have you ever seen a tampon string hanging out of another girl's thing?'

 

[CatParty]

"hello. how are you doing? god is in my bread"

 

[misterduckford]

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"hello. how are you doing? god is in my bread"

Stop doxxxing me. I already apologized.

 

[damian]

 

[AnOminous]

I HATE Lebron James, & don't have any feelings (emotional nor physical) for other dicks.

 

[Army Burger]

It's a dark day in Animal Control when scat-loving diaper furs aren't the worst creatures being documented in this forum.

 

[Cilleystring]

@Changeofheart posted an article in the social justice thread that contained these gems

 

[Army Burger]

Congratulations, you’ve made dog penises even more disgusting.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

kiwifarms has actually commited actual murder.

 

[XE 600]

"Chris, I am another individual on the autistic spectrum who has my own life and my own ideas."