random_text.txt

[Bessie]

We need Daylight Savings Time- it is humanity's most powerful incantation against that great fucker, that evil rock, our sworn Enemy, the Moon

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

So freaking many from her this week, I like this one the best.

I like the part where she sent 3 demons to kidnap Michael Jackson's ghost and force him to be her boyfriend but he escaped.

 

[Pina Colada]

You Kiwifarms niggers are getting lazier and lazier with your disinfo raids.

And that’s coming from a nigger, too.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

tfw one of my best friends's friends 41%'d themself and i actually have to restrain myself from making a meme about it

 

[Wendy Carter]

I am not Welsh.
I am a Yorkshireman.
I have never been to Wales.
I have 5 llamas and 3 alpacas, no fucking sheep!
And its fucking late.

STFU you seaweed eating Welsh cunt. You people are an inbred troglodyte race with beetle shaped brows, take your dead language and your shithole country and row it out into the Atlantic you fucking scrounging parasites.

Edit:

So long shot, can I get unbanned from A&H when Brexit happens?

 

[Unog]

he cupped my breast and then he whispered in my ear that he wanted to ass-hyuck me

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I am against you," declares the LORD Almighty. "I will lift your skirts over your face. I will show the nations your nakedness and the kingdoms your shame."
Nahum 3:5

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I've just discovered it has internal hairs

Oh Jesus Christ no

 

[Revo]

no honey, i'm pretty sure it is.

 

[Floop]

If you don’t know what rating to give just choose feels.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

using your boner as a dousing rod for an identity is a very poor decision. Your dick can lead you astray way too easily

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Coomer is a reference to a meme of an unkempt, skeezy-looking bearded man in a white tank top with vaguely Semitic features

 

[MediocreMilt]

The term "boomer" is being used by Millenials and stupid little kids as an ageist slur against older, mature people. Considering this is an equivalent of the n-word, should it be banned on Facebook?

 

[No Exit]

Considering this is an equivalent of the n-word

What's the source on this insane dribble?

 

[AprilRains]

The term "boomer" is being used by Millenials and stupid little kids as an ageist slur

That's a lot of hypocrisy to pack into sixteen words.

 

[MediocreMilt]

What's the source on this insane dribble?

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure it was satirical. The replies are full of people that don't agree with me though:

Friends of Journalism on Twitter

“The term "boomer" is being used by Millenials and stupid little kids as an ageist slur against older, mature people. Considering this is an equivalent of the n-word, should it be banned on Facebook? If no, explain:”

twitter.com

 

[No Exit]

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure it was satirical. The replies are full of people that don't agree with me though:

Friends of Journalism on Twitter

“The term "boomer" is being used by Millenials and stupid little kids as an ageist slur against older, mature people. Considering this is an equivalent of the n-word, should it be banned on Facebook? If no, explain:”

twitter.com

I like one of the responses:

Ever been beaten, raped, hung from a tree by domestic terrorists, harassed on the street, denied a job or a seat in a public place, been shot by a cop, been spat at, been ignored, or been deliberately disenfranchised for being a “boomer”? Ok, so it’s not the same as the n word.

This person was trying to make a statement but aside from being hung from a tree I hear about this shit happening to old people all the time. It's actually terrible.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the source on this insane dribble?

These fucking crybabies want to claim anything remotely derogatory is as bad as calling someone a nigger.

 

[MediocreMilt]

These fucking crybabies want to claim anything remotely derogatory is as bad as calling someone a nigger.

Spread the word to end the word, fam.

EDIT: On a related note, one more actually for the random_text.txt file:

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[CIA Nigger]

It's always good to expose the "no nut" faggots for what they are - faggots. The connection with right wing idiots is also obvious. They are continuing the christian extremist dream that the likes of John Harvey Kellogg had, of mass castration as a utopian idea. Trying to design specific diet to maximally lower libido, promoting circumcision without anesthesia to ruin all the pleasure from sex etc. It's a common motif that the right wing incel types are measly weaklings who can't get their peepee very hard so they try to make the soft peepee a common ideal.

No, porn or jerking off will not ruin your peepee, if you have that anxiety it's because you're a low testosterone, low dopamine, high cortisol, estrogen dominant endocrinal failure. Get in shape instead of ideologizing 4chan memes into your actual behaviour.

I eat lots of meat, I work out a lot, my cock is hard all the time and I can drown the world in cum. I will not be stopped.