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[Army Burger]

Just slap some titty skittle gel on their thighs, and PRESTO! Problem solved!

 

[Spooky Bones]

I agree there should be mandatory heterosexuality for transwomen, transitioning and then refusing to get railed by 6' chads is just a lack of dedication to the craft. Let the lesbos scissor in peace.

via https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-4599828

 

[Army Burger]

Pretty easy to test anyway. If he is a hybrid he will be sterile. So jerk him off into a cup and see if his boys can swim.

 

[Revo]

 

[Army Burger]

OH LOOK I PASSED INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA OH LOOK I USE EXPONENTIAL FUNCTIONS TO MODEL EVERYTHING OH LOOK FUCK ADJUSTING FOR REALITY WHEN I DO MATH

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Antifa is the world’s biggest tsundere.

 

[Army Burger]

Chicago deep dish tampons.

If heterosexuality is a prison, chain me to the wall.

Does jerking off to his masturbation stories count asgay ops.

Asking for a friend.

imagine being triggered by naruto

you just gave a boner to 1000 trannies, you degenerate

 

[Brain Power]

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"Kiwifarms
they think they've seen the last of me but they are oh so wrong...
I will bring them WAR"

 

[Army Burger]

I mean, at least she isn't a niggerino.

And then, one day, for no reason at all Hitler was elected

This isn't a normal level of fetish this is advanced fetish.

PIZZA PIZZA CHEESY MUKBANG WITH JALAPENO POPPERS STORYTIME!!! THE BEST MAN HIT ON ME AND SHAT HIS PANTS!!

"How have I ever abused people?" says the man who shaved his girlfriend's head as she wept, and locked her child in a dark basement as punishment for some imagined insolence.

Something about this sped suggests this is not his first autistic rodeo in these parts.

Ignore the tard shitting up the thread and let's get back to bullying this rando pedophile on the internet until he an hero's!

He now looks like a methed out Annie Lennox with end stage pancreatic cancer.

Don’t you guys remember the good old days, being a kid, playing with legos, summer seemed to go on forever, running around outside, shitting into a plastic bag in a car toilet?

I'll rim your shithole like a caribou.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

To celebrate this glorious occasion please suspend random text and for one day replace it with the universal message of NUKE BRITAIN.

 

[FuckedUp]

"Where did my money go!" she might ask, but because she's a sperg the money is measured in Sonic merchandise.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

DoNull Drumpf is the owner of the elite nefarious russian alt-right group known as kiwifarms

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-cool-post-from-the-onion-thread.65762/

IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFES? WELL YOU NEED TO GET ONE! TAKE DOWN THIS FILTHY WEBSITE AND ROT IN PRISON BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO!

I will not reply to any of you because you're all trash who want nothing more than for an innocent human being to die. Bye bye you fucking monsters.

 

[Army Burger]

roll for anal circumference

Every 100 cups of our shitwater you buy allow us to send one boy to be castrated.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

When's the last time you saw a hyena chop off its dick?

Is comparing yourself to fungus supposed to be a good thing?

Tapeworms stab each other to dictate which of the pair acts as the female. Stab your wife.

Sophie Labelle has been trying to make mushrooms some sort of trans icon or meme from the looks of it. I wouldn't claim it.

 

[Army Burger]

Wtf i love being a cretin on the internet now.

I thought medieval Europe was teeming with niggers and other assorted brown people?

 

[JoshPlz]

Boingo came back immediately and posted a picture of his spread ass and anus with "hi null" written on the inner cheeks.

 

[Army Burger]

Imagine someone handed you their CV and it said they were 6' 8" 250lbs, had an 8 inch long dick, wrote "yes" under sex, and it was all scribbled in crayon

DSP Tries It: Cock Meat Sandwich.

 

[Spedestrian]

My smooth woman brain is bad at computer.

Smooth woman brain bad at computer, good at joke ❤

 

[Army Burger]

What a world. You can virtue signal by admitting you jerk your handicap son off.

Epstein had a weird penis too. Interesting trend.

Won't lie, I legit thought those fish were going to fuck, not kneel.

"“Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?"

the one piece of leverage they thought would be useful was making him go on a mission to get tuition money. Unfortunately this is where he learned about titty bars and cat houses.

Never stick your dick in crazy, but def let it do hand stuff.

Don't forget he's probably hiding a couple grand a month in pixelated, semi-naked oiled WWE dudes. No way that's business expenses.

If taking a nap after getting weird in A camp is astral rape, then I guess I've done it a couple times.

I love how any and all discussions of the US legal system leads to fantasies of imprisonment and gay anal rape.

People who are too into their peta do it all the time.

I'm just a fan of gay anal rape in general.

What, you don't have a misgendering folder?

Not being a morbidly obese piece of shit with diabetes is the same as being Hitler.

 

[FuckedUp]

Philosopher "If Larry claims to have gotten raped by a pack of Nazi Japanese men, do we automatically believe Larry?"