I showed the pics to my black friend. He immediately recoiled, recognizing the atrocity before his eyes. His dark skin began to lighten in complexion, giving way to a pinkish, tan hue, while at the same time, his skeleton itself began to reform. He screamed in pain, as the yellows of his eyes transformed into Whites, and as his credit score rose dramatically.
Still reeling from the transformation, he passed my phone back, and in perfect English, said
"Only a nigga could find that attractive. God damn."