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[Revo]

Coronavirus is another government false flag started by Trump's Chosen People. Honestly fellow kiwis, we need to start a riot and flip the bird to the authoritarian boomers in charge.

Fuck the government. Fuck the police. Fuck the CDC. Fuck the WHO. Fuck China. Fuck Doomers. And Fuck Authority.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They might get violent if they're finding it hard to get Thunderbird and heroin though.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The combination of left-wing economics with right-wing social policies is a pathway to many events that some consider to be unnatural.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

There's too many good quotes in this to pick just one

That misses like the best one though on the page before that

" If Larry the Cable guy was here, he'd shake my hand and use that hand to slap your face to knock some goddamn sense into you. "

 

[Big Nasty]

He doesn't need a toilet because he is the toilet

 

[Army Burger]

Nothing is wrong with taking medical advise from an old stoner tranny

Tom, when are the SpaceJews coming down to install your cunt? Wasn't it supposed to be this year?

You might wanna reevaluate your cozy relationship with feces.

 

[HumanHive]

frightened with phony crawlers and also serpents

 

[la mort]

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"So you'd think that with thousands of people dying around the world, and large parts of this country under strict lockdown, KF would have the empathy and compassion to shut down for a bit. Nope."
Stephanie Cianfriglia, 2020.

 

[Brain Power]

So, the first and only thing that I know about this person is what her asshole looks like. Everybody has to make their mark on the world, I guess.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Everyone has the potential to be everything. You can be a surgeon, an attorney, a CEO, or someone who films themselves masturbating with their own shit so they can send the video to the police. It's all about the choices you make in life.

 

[Army Burger]

Nice attempt at virtual boxing, but you struck out again

yes, I’ve spent 10k on her sapphire infused horse cum. You got me

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Update it when he cock vores her, and then it will fit in the thread.

Modeseven lures you in with thick chicks,they hits you hard with futa and femboys with inflamed cock and balls

BRB Gonna roll around in pennies. Bahahaha fuck you Corona Chan!

 

[Brain Power]

I showed the pics to my black friend. He immediately recoiled, recognizing the atrocity before his eyes. His dark skin began to lighten in complexion, giving way to a pinkish, tan hue, while at the same time, his skeleton itself began to reform. He screamed in pain, as the yellows of his eyes transformed into Whites, and as his credit score rose dramatically.
Still reeling from the transformation, he passed my phone back, and in perfect English, said
"Only a nigga could find that attractive. God damn."

 

[TV's Adam West]

Yeah, sometimes, when I have had really bad diarrhea, the kind that just flushes out your entire system, I use the toilet the next day but all that comes out is this kind of snot-like stuff. What's up with that?

idek but you must be autistic

>just fucking grow a bigger dick you dumb nerd
I don't think this person understands how basic biology works...

I would fuck this woman. But also I am widely regarded as a horrible man.

He can be watching diapered men in fursuits masturbate while a dog anally rapes a baby, and no one will ever know

 

[mr.moon1488]

God I hate this shitty virus apocalypse.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

"So you'd think that with thousands of people dying around the world, and large parts of this country under strict lockdown, KF would have the empathy and compassion to shut down for a bit. Nope."
Stephanie Cianfriglia, 2020.

In fact, KF as a venue is helping more people being open than shut down by allowing us autists and NEETs a reason to stay inside our homes: to laugh at you dumbases and your antics. Good luck with Corona-chan!

 

[Slav Power]

 

[HumanHive]

Is this my dedicated thread?

 

[Army Burger]

It's ok, it wasn't rat shit just mouse shit!

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Fuck the SNAP people; 75% of this country is fat and they could stand to miss a few meals, plus the hoarders have plenty of food already. Fuck the uninsured; Obamacare was supposed to take care of that. Fuck the student loan people; they had enough money to go to the beach and spread kung flu. Fuck the language; you can't mandate that companies keep people employed forever, it's just unreasonable. Fuck OSHA; I don't even know what the fuck that has to do anything. And fuck the state and local governments, because fuck everyone else.