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[CatParty]

but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.

 

[Vorkken]

i'd be proud to call myself a whore tbh.

Also, believe it or not I do get propositioned(partly because people sometimes assume I am a SW).

 

[DuskEngine]

 

[KingofManga420]

@Null I give you $8.50 a month, do me this one solid already

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

@Null I give you $8.50 a month, do me this one solid already

come back wiz we miss you

 

[Son of Big Boss]

We desperately need some DSP quotes in here as well.
Any suggestions?

"How do you use Rations?!?"
"I'm a former pro fightning game player."
"I'm joining the Kojima World Order as of right now!"
"QUALITY KAHNTENT!"

And still loosely related to DSP:

"NOW LOOK AT MY SKELETONS BITCH!"

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I'd like to suggest "I wash my nutsack every single day" from Kent.

 

[AnOminous]

I vomited all last night I was so triggered.

From here.

 

[JU 199]

"Check the panties of your sisters, mothers, girlfriends, etc. Yuck."

Sluthate user JustTheWayYouAre
http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=96049

 

[Darwin Watterson]

What is the "you aren't supposed to get a boner about 9/11" quote from? Did Jace say that? Also, who said that they had a picture of a bee vagina? I looked both of those up and couldn't fine either.

 

[chimpburgers]

"I doubt that. Regardless, is pointless, since so many people already enjoy me. (Unlike most of you, who spend your time enjoying yourselves & the Twitter feeds of people you simultaneously claim to dislike.)

Also, I repeat that I have yet to see any evidence of any members here having intelligence that at the very least is equal to my own."

- Cowlick

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leigh...sticewitch-wetflame.10020/page-66#post-772353

 

[Darwin Watterson]

In addition to Kent's "I wash my nutsack every single day" I'd also like to suggest the following. There don't seem to be enough ADF quotes:

"4CHAN TROLLS ARE NOTHING BUT CYBER-FASCISTS! Have the Ku Klux Klan print goddamn T-shirts for you! You people who sit on your fat asses who prey on people who are not white, Christian, heterosexual, and has a different opinion from your twisted fucked up right-wing ideology! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NEO-NAZI THUGS!!!!" [ADF sperging at 4Chan obviously]

"I’m a misandrist. I’m a feminazi. I’m a communist. I have an Oedipus Complex. I must be really, really, REALLY fucking evil! – Yeah, fear Chairwoman Harel! You don’t want this monster knocking on your door!" [ADF trying to be edgy and intimidating]

"Denying that I am Female is on par in my eyes of denying the Holocaust." [self explanatory]

"Heads up people, I am going to have to make a fake status here saying somebody opened fire on me in the Temescal section of North Oakland.
I want to scare Kiwi Farms." [In reference to his claim that GamerGate people tried to kill him]

"I threw the first punch." [Admission of hitting his mother]

Also, since there seem to be a few famous quotes, I'd like to add another one which I think sums up lolcows in general very nicely. It's from The Amazing World of Gumball, and it's said by Darwin, my namesake:

"You're just a drop of embarrassment, in an ocean of shame."

 

[Big Nasty]

"Mods, please change my name to "10 Inches of Black Manpower"".

 

[JU 199]

I do realize that i am slightly mentally ill.

 

[chimpburgers]

Now my only escape is my internet persona.

 

[Ariel]

I'm a 21 yr old, 195 pound, armchair activist & a knight who fights ignorance. * I'm proud to be a Brony (because I wanna hug the ponies).

 

[CatParty]

I didn't have sex with the duck.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

"i almost committed suicide because of mr enter"

From CartoonFan666's review of Animated Attrocities from IMDB.

 

[CatParty]

You are all monsters that it's hard to understand that I don't rape animals.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

"I'm saying fuck you to try and offend you."

-CartoonFreak666

"If anyone says that I want to have sex with ducks again, i'll pound them."

-CartoonFreak666

"I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DUCK FETISH. ANYONE WHO SAYS I RAPE ANIMALS CAN JUST ALL GO TO HELL."

-CartoonFreak666

"I will someday kick all of your asses."

-CartoonFreak666