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[Zero Day Defense]

She's like the u2 of thots.

 

[naught]

The LGBTQ community leaders insist that this site not even be mentioned publicly.

 

[gh0stzero]

you need to learn how to translate Kiwifarms into English. "Fuck you faggot" means: "Sir I respectfully disagree", and "Kill yourself nigger" translates to: "Our discussion is over, good day sir".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Cowards used to be ashamed of being cowards. Imagine how coddled you have to be to unironically publicly demand that life stop being so scary.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why is Xi Jinping (the pooh) such a faggot that he actually paid Jizzney to make a Mulan parody that was just a shitty CCP propaganda piece- One which was literally filmed right outside of a Chinese towelhead gulag?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

However, today's Europe is gradually declining due to progressive thinking。

Context: @andabeeryy is from mainland China and has an "Ask me anything" thread in the general discussion subforum.

 

[Antipathy]

First thing I see on that page is a link to a youtube video in which 50+ year old woman in a bikini gives me a tour of her organic garden.

Madness.

If you complain about Wonder Woman being overly sexualized and then have pics of her ramming guys up the butt it makes you a hypocrite

>tfw Linkara's tits are bigger than yours

I feel bad for the kid. This chick’s on some pedo shit and the kid is prolly scarred for life

Cry more bitch, I drink your tears for nourishment.

How ironic. A man who is sleeping in a room full of plastic garbage & is constantly tweeting about his crotch disaster & fetishes is reeeing about lack of space & privacy.

That is just the most blasphemous thing I think I have ever seen. I'm not even remotely religious and it is offensive.

I instinctively tried to read that to the tune of smashmouth and I think it’s time for Christmas alcohol

Imagine him shrieking this while flapping his arms, surrounded by toys and terrified animals in his upstairs nest. A slimy vibrator buzzing uselessly on the floor. The smell of bacon coalescing with the smells of animal filth and the eternal AmHole. Outside, another alpaca keels over on barren soil, asking God what it did to deserve such suffering. Merry fucking Christmas.

That whole concept of his dick skin becoming pussy juice makes me ill. I don't think I can eat today.

I can't think of a more dainty feminine Christmas meal than steak with bacon and bacon wrapped asparagus.

Totally something a ditzy sizequeen tweenage pretty, pretty princess would make for her bicurious sleepover party to eat while they talk about the monstercocks they've been taking in their fuckholes.

I'm convinced the only real women they know in their lives are the few relatives they've not been able to cut out of their lives yet.

The festering sausage-fest of a troon Twitter they all live in, their boiling hatred for their mothers, the daily condemnations of cis women as inferior, seeing womanhood as nothing more than being mindless breedingstock ...

Everything about them screams incel. If Elliot Rodger hadn't killed himself, he would've trooned out and joined them.

I'm not surprised. If I shoved coke up my arse before I got arrested for a living I'd be charging high prices too.

I think the line is drawn with romanticizing them. You can draw them, write about them, be interested in them, but the moment you are "BUNDY IS SO SEXY UWU" you've done fucked up.

>know you can never make it as a woman and you'll never pass
>pretend you were really some other made up gender the whole time so you have to put even less effort into it as a cope

Trains, a true staple of autism.

Yikes, those are some yellow teeth.
Seeing this image brought back childhood memories of fighting The Great Mighty Poo on Conker's Bad Fur Day.

If youre referring to primary mortgage insurance that actually is for the lender's benefit not the homeowner.

It covers them if you default. Some programs like the VA home loan offers no PMI as a benefit. As the borrower you save money by not having it.

I will caveat by adding I am not a heeb.

 

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

I am a dangerous lunatic who should be monitored at all times for the safety of everyone around me.

 

[Clown Baby]

I for certain have more intelligence in one of my sperm cells than all the poeple on this site have in their entire bodies combined.

Bring back random text for this quote, please.

 

[Lime Rogue]

- fuck yeah punch babies

I miss random text so fucking much

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Because your movies about legos fucking are more important than cracking down on pedophilia.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

 

[Antipathy]

I nodded my head in agreement reading the Unabomber Manifesto, but I never understood why he thought the best course of action is to fucking kill people who did him nothing wrong personally.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

This is the Wall Street Journal for people who think a nice warm Sunday should be spent calling people autistic on the internet.

 

[verygayFrogs]

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[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

PlasticOwls
1 minute ago
I mean, if we want dead people who didn't believe in covid, Herman cain is the posterboy

 

[Pee Cola]

I miss random text so fucking much

 

[Imposteroak]

US government spends millions of dollars to have shrimp run on treadmills and to give money to transexuals in pakistan

 

[Zero Day Defense]

She defiled this gift of God & MamaNature, though, by letting a Brazilian Booty Butcher turn her buttcheeks into a pair of Reebok Pumps.

 

[MediocreMilt]

i'm Fucking legend From beFore the internet went public. your hate is empowering to me.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Guys I can NOT wait to check in to a Soup Hotel !!

holy shit my peen is so hard right now holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Why do you suck cocks?

I'm going to HAVE SEX with Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc as my first objective.

then, I'm going to fuck every single FNAF character. I want Chica to bounce her fat ass on my face.

The merge is on and it's taco Tuesday.

Somebody's fucking fursona just materialized in my home and broke my fine China and I demand reimbursement.

girl help Wario and Waluigi are outside my door trying to take my shekels

The merge will (not) improve his chances of getting some booty.

so that's why i've had an erection the entire day

does that mean we're forced to live side by side with giant diaper furries?

More like Troontown.

Mr. Null....I don't feel so good...

My dick is hard but I still don't know what the merge is.

IT'S TIME (UNZIPS PANTS)