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[FisterSister]

that is THE worst, most intellectually placed anti-ISRAEL racial slur I have EVER had spoken *AT* me.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

There is something wrong with the world if a single person of any age or made up gender doesn't at least fantasize about a tryst with Betty White at least once per day.

 

[Antipathy]

So would I, getting assfucked to death with a bayonet is cringe and bluepilled.

asking the real questions here

"It was a POP-UP I SWEAR, I was PRANKED into copypasting that porn OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY SPACE TARDS! its actually their fault i had that link on hand not mine for copying it!!!!"

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO POST POKÉMON PICTURES ON THIS POST.

guys do NOT put your dick in that

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I know people have a different traditions everywhere and I respect all RELIGIOS and CUSTOMS.

I'm not crying or I'm giving up on defeating KiwiFarms.
I'm never giving up.

You are always pretending to be a girl online by using this girl avatar...
What If I wish I was a Pokémon? Or that I like to write about Pokémon, dream about Pokémon...
I think Pokémon is good about telling us really life lessons, I once used Pokémon for a presentation where I WORK as a STUDENT and people enjoyed it a lot.

Look, I don't want to talk about my age here but I'm reponsible and very mature.
Age is just a number okay,

Dude's an autistic goldmine.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Tell me more my son.

Where did Lucario touch you?

 

[Antipathy]

Don't worry, the smell wafting from Kevkev's amhole will overpower even the strongest odors of cat piss and dog shit.

Before internet:
>want to cut dick off for ultimate coom
>wtf man that's dumb
>don't cut dick off
>grow up

After internet:
>want to cut dick off for ultimate coom
>find twitter
>twitter says go ahead
>cut dick off
>am hole
>cope

That just conjures an image of Kevin sitting in a cramped crib in a onsie and a rancid diaper trying to jam a triangle block into a toy with a square shaped (am) hole and making babbling noises and tweeting on his phone with the other hand as Bonnie stands in the corner of the room holding a rifle and trembling.

What a stinky troon pile that must be! Is anyone ever washing those sheets?

Ugh imagine having to share a bed with 2 smelly, crazy men & one of them has to dilate his amhole & smears his vile amhole gunk on everything.

So is this fat fucking retard spooning dolls?

Sorry I'm not online enough to wrap my head around this.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

NIGGERIZATION BEAM

How many women and children have you guys killed today?

Female Human Big Chungus is something i’ve both wanted and never wanted to see.

I really hate Calliou. He looks like a shaved testicle and has an incredibly grating voice.

dude do you want me to overdose on water?

What? You don't turn into an alligator when you have sex?
This is basic science, people!

ALPHA MALE baby pp

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Part of me wants to watch all these political grifters, left or right alike, being thrown off the Empire State Building, but then I would feel sorry for the workers that must clean the streets.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

this is not a video game, youngsters. in real life you have to buy your guns and ammo, if you get killed, you stay dead and if the playing field gets nuked or everybody wiped out by a deadly pathogen, there's no reset button.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This may come as a shock to you, but sometimes sexual activity involves other people too.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I wouldn't mind them as much if they stayed out of main chat. I know chat is a sewer but it would be nice not having A&N retards debating the abortions, pedophilia and the Jewish Question on Christmas Eve.

 

[Fannyscum]

YOU LOST JOSHUA MOON
YOU FAILED JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE DUMB JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE A FAILURE JOSHUA MOON

It's internet poetry, fuck off

 

[Haramburger]

Tommie goes on a rant:

@Null is a totally unemployable , chickenshit privileged , cum guzzling , chubby cheeked, white boy and total fucking fetishistic faggot fucktard hiding from me right now and dispatching his idiots to harass me..

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tommie goes on a rant:

That's fantastic. A subforum cow tard rages so badly in an unrelated necro-thread that the mods have to lock it.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Big words coming from an incestuous shithole of a country

Nigga looks like Timmy Turner with her buck teeth.

Only rapists and pedophiles look for dates in parks, bro. Dafuq u doin'?

What the fuck is a Belle Delphine and why should I care?

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg So, are you going to kill yourself when the Space Lizard Jews don't come and cut off your dick?

Btw, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg you’re a dirty hippie and I will never have you near any of my dogs!

"Hey kids. If a stranger says they have free candy in their van don't believe him. He wants to fuck your ass."
G.I. JOE

This is for our fallen brothers from the battles of Isonzo you Mario fuckers.

The dog breed is pretty based, best border guards you can get. I think we should sterilize Italians instead.

Santa is dropping bombs now.

Guess he died doing the only thing he loved more than sodomy: Heroin.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS MOTHERFUCKER" *bang bang*

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Tommie goes on a rant:

Don’t forget this:

The fact of the matter is that what happened that night was legal in 3/4 of the world and where it wasn't, it was so common and harmless that hardly anybody gives a crap.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Belle Delphine poorly sucks a fat guy’s cock and she makes bank, I poorly suck a cock and I have to give a refund.
Gender equality my ass.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There is a light side and a dark side to harnessing internet autism.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I'm not slutty enough for 5guys

Null's paedophilia has been well documented by Encyclopaedia Dramatica

True internet vigilante justice is showing everyone your targets dick and then telling them how small it is.

Why the fuck is there a Bionicle fandom in the first place?

Ha. Dead kid sex.

Mom, you're an idiot.

Shovel your tendies down your gullet accordingly.

Shitting on a man with a trade. Kill yourself

Journalism in current year:
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!

wait, i thought you were suppose to stay home for christmas to NOT KILL GRANDMA YOU BIGOT