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[Stilgar of Troon]

Post nut clarity hit OP like a black boyfriend.

 

[Dr. Dude]

what if we made a chrome addon that changed some common word to "nigger" and then made everyone paranoid about people using various common words because they might be secretly replacing it with "nigger"

 

[Local Fed]

Her expression is as if someone told her "you're someone's daughter" right before he turned on the camera, that's the best way I can describe it lel. Cope, shame, resentful, soulless but too degenerate to stop.

The fat absorbed the ballistic impact and allowed him to retaliate with the full force of his sticky, baking sugar covered fist. A thin man surely would have died in the same scenario.
I salute this obese motherfucker for both his strategic thinking and impressive triple chin aesthetic.
Shine on you greasy KFC bucket.

In a General MacArthur-like fashion, Nick has declared he will return above the requisite weight of 350 lbs so as to eat for free.

This thread is a comedic tour de france

Asian/Hapa until proven Jewish.

This thread should be a testament to the 11th commandment that Moses dropped.
Anime Avatars: Not Even Once.

What a time to be alive when a pedophile can pretend to be a tranny some days while constantly blasting off to self-made interracial-tattoo-cuckold-gay-tranny-rape-domination-race fetish art.

Autism is towing a fine line between genius savant and cuckoldry obsessed transperson.

I think people are starting to realize that the future is not going to be very pleasant and are beginning to take that seriously.

So it's the interracial sex clout equivalent of a fucking pyramid scheme, most fascinating

She looks like a drugged mannequin.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I once saw our mayor jerk off an entire (bath)room of men.

The first time i kissed a man was on a peer in tampa florida. He was fat and i was underage.

Hey at least mannequins shut the fuck up and don't cry rape when you start fucking them in a walmart.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Roughly translated, Ma's new moniker means "Explosive Good-looking Salmon".

 

[Tour of Italy]

Ron Toye comparing a tour of duty in Iraq to having a photo of his house posted in this thread.

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https://archive.vn/HJudN

Have you ever had to deal with people mailing handwritten death threats to your house? You defended our country in Iraq but has anyone driven by your house to post photos and share them on sites like Kiwifarms?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I too would wear huge amounts of makeup and dye my hair to avoid people noticing my misshapen hands, horrible shade of hair, and leprosy.

"You don't need to hide your imperfections behind makeup, but brown hair is boring and ugly so dye it you queer."

 

[SITHRAK!]

The "1st Amendment" is a piece of garbage and should be repealed anyway.

 

[Meat Target]

You can be right and still be a retard about it, y'know?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

There are so many beautiful quotable quotes on this site.

>needing a loicense for tea
Britain has committed self-die.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

There are so many beautiful quotable quotes on this site.

> Britain has committed self-die

We've been doing that ever since multiculti became government policy.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

> Britain has committed self-die

We've been doing that ever since multiculti became government policy.

I thought you were finnish

 

[Meat Target]

I thought you were finnish

How many devout Catholics do you know of from Finland? (Or Britain, for that matter).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I thought you were finnish

I'm British, but I have Finnish family.

My first language is English but I can speak decent Finnish.
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poor hooter girls having to pretend to smile to the fat retard inbred hick that orders one beer and 21342353467y6 chicken wings and stay the whole day and then he pretends that he is drunk to oogle on them

 

[The Great Citracett]

"I'll bet he can build you a flow chart of how dicks taste and how to tell who that dick had been in prior to his mouth."

 

[CobraPlissken]

institutional-sized serving platter areolas

Batman is back with some words of wisdom straight from Pinterest

Apropos of nothing, here's a photo of gross extruded meat goo

If you're old enough to have pubes you're too old for Tiktok

CLITORAID
FUCKING
CLITORAID

Imagine needing a finger extension because the Vagina is buried under the giant fupa

spoiler: fuck you, Curves

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I spent way too long thinking BIPOC meant bisexual person of color and was like "fuck there's a lot of them"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I wasn't taking blasts of infected jizz up my ass, that's for sure.

 

[Null]

 

[TFT-A9]

...HOW?