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It's all fun and games on SS13 until you get cum in your mailbox.

I vehemently disagree. Those schooled in the anthropological specialty known as wypipology are keenly aware of the hallmarks of the Caucasian culture, including guitar-based dancing, the affinity for wraparound sunglasses and an addiction to calling the police (known to the ancient Romans as “Pontius Pilate-ing”).

I am shooketh. Its not the first time the dark sides of the Web have shown me eye bleachingly naked fatties but I think this I the first time I've seen someone where I couldn't actually identify their genitals.
 
wow man! did you open google and use copy paste words into it? WOW! i'm so proud of you! do you want a cookie for being SUCH A GOOD BOY? for fuck off you faggot, i know you just wanna start start some fucking bullshit or whatever.. . . pick some one else next time.
 
Derek Chauvin and George Floyd were in a secret gay BDSM-themed relationship and they loved eahcother. Daddy Derek knew how Baby Monkey would get, and that he liked the pressure. Baby Monkey liked RPing daddy punishing him while he cried for momma, but there's no momma, only his big dicked white police daddy to punish him.

Wait for the Defense to cite the large amounts of cumm on the front of Baby George's trousers, he cummd.

Derek Chauvin was not a murder, just a reckless dom.
 
Who let the exceptional toddler onto the farms

you are a dense retarded faggot pedo

Show us on the toy where your girlfriend touched you young Darial.
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So being bisexual gives you the right to cheat on your significant other. M'kay then.

cent defeet KF

@Darlalloons26 does popping get you off or does your dick deflate from it?

lol calm down, and lube up, because I'm going to inflate your asshole full of cum.

"nobody likes blocks"

Fuck you, blocks are awesome.

If that cucked male feminist soyboy Kevin Feige made Endgame conservative, then I’m Abe Fucking Lincoln

If you want to get diabetes 20% faster, put ranch dressing on everything you eat

Consume the circle tool belly chalice

Kaa craves that booty, man. Ever seen a female snake with an ass?

Pedda, yahr feet are everywear...

Does Ronald McDonald kneeling on the kid’s neck have anything to do wit dis?

Memphis style is when you stick your finger in a pregnant girls asshole


not even the gunt would save him from a round or two

:gunt: W I G G E R M A N I A
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Does having 'duckgender' mean you are into rape?

Reminder to self never browse kf in public lest your friends ask why there's a picture of an old man covered in cum on your screen
 
I mean you were loudly denying that space wizard hurt you. Which by the standarts of your friends that would have mental shutdown at seeing kiwifarms means wizard did it. Did somebody from your family dress as wizard and raped you as a child ? would explain the trauma.
 
DAB ON EM:
Destroy
All
Blacks

Oppress
Nonwhites

Exterminate
Minorities

I have a feeling the people posting in this thread would be among the first to go up in chimney smoke.

It might surprise you to learn there's a large amount of LGBT users here, in fact 100% of the moderation team are LGBT, since being a mod also means you're a faggot.

I'm autistic AF but at least I'm not acting like a fictional space wizard literally destroyed my family and ruined my life and is satanic like other autists ITT (and tbh in every goddamn thread even remotely related to Star Wars. Like...

You might not be surprised by this, but a man who uses the phrase "Fuck off you insufferable faggot" does not have a ton of gay friends.
 
No you stupid motherfucker, your brain is learning patterns so your moronic ass won't walk into fire thinking this time it won't burn.

The Chinese will enslave you in the mines and treat you like livestock until there is no more use for you. The Japanese will be more polite and evasive about it, but they'll genocide you too in a soft slow suffocating way because they find your odors and manner offensive.

And the last of you that draws breath will "BIX NOOD?" a query into the uncaring world, never understanding why.

I wish I could show bureaucrats my titties too.
 
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