random_text.txt

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Does being a sped make controlly ones shit hole, some challenge?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Humans are a mistake, arm all the robots." -My climate change solution.

 

[Sithis]

People are slightly more likely to shrug about it if there is some more novelty to it than just being shriveled old man dick.

 

[Penis Drager]

millions of autists don't rape their parents.

 

[Spunt]

A classic from everyone's favourite unemployed basement philosopher, Roy Phillipose:

"I am working on fixing capitalism. I have an idea in my head but I haven't put it down on paper yet."

 

[NyQuilninja]

One day while playing Mass Effect Again Edition and masturbating, I thought to myself, hey, I could type out what I'm thinking and get 25 bucks!

The term "9/11 families" makes me think of families made of mini 9/11s like the 9/11 gay dad short.

 

[stares at error messages]

Weapon: Chevrolet Express van

 

[tranny2000]

At Barb's wake, I'll slip a coin into her mouth to pay for her passage into the underworld.

 

[Ramborambo]

Shoot yourself with smaller bullets until you build an immunity to gunshots.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Even people in Biblical times expected you could live to 70, assuming you managed to avoid being smitten by the wrath of YHVH, flogged to death by Egyptian slavedrivers, or overrun by a mob of rampaging Philistines.

Keep your chin up boobgirl. Dont go trans, poly or lesbo

I can say the nigger word here

I look forward to the Boobage single-mom saga after we all help fund a sperm-bank heist.

It's 2034 and Chris is out of jail. Every morning he runs fourteen kilometers and does 88 pull ups. His goal? Make Joshua Jannie Moon pay with his life

Imagine Catwoman blowing her cover by banging her ears on a doorframe.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Isabella Janke has single-handedly broken down my mental philosophy that people are good at their core. I literally have never heard of someone so vile, so unabashedly evil. I hope to never meet anyone like her in my entire life.

 

[NyQuilninja]

that monobrow... is that an ingrown hair or a zit in the middle

"Shut up and wax my balls."
-Jessica Yaniv.

I need two or three for my head, and one for my side. I love pillows.

OMG!!!~!~~!~@~! I LOVE YOU BLACK JESUS!!!!!!!!@#!#@!#@!#

I would enjoy seeing Josh's reaction to a national TV star saying "Now, Mr. Moon," while he's locked in a pigeon-infested greenhouse in Serbia.

i dont think our bald friend is a Nazbol,

Did anyone else first think when they read the title that this was a robot that wiped people's assholes?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

BREAKING NEWS DRUMPF FARTED IS THIS A SIGNAL TO MAGA CULTISTS TO GAS THE JEWS?!?!?!?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

At the dawn of time, cavemen sat around in their cave villages, horny as hell, but unable to do anything about it. After all, "what Grug do when Gruggette no here?" One day, Schlomo, of the hooknose tribe, showed up to the cave village. Sensing the frustration of the village males, and an opportunity to make phat stacks of what cave society considered money, he made paint out of berries, and began to paint nude females on the walls of the caves. Illuminated by the first fires man had ever sparked, Schlomo, in exchange for a set quantity of fish and meat, allowed Grug and his companions access to the caves, to view the paintings for one cycle of the sun. Eventually, Grug and his companions grew weary of the cave paintings, so Schlomo hired Grugette, and other village females, to pose nude in the caves, and would cut them in on his profits of fish and meat. And thus, the world's first titty club was born. As technology advanced, so did the abilities of the hooknose tribe to grow their lust-fuelled empire throughout the world, leading to the pornscape we know today

 

[Pee Cola]

Chris is like cow jesus but instead of his sacrifice being nailed to a cross for three days, he nailed his mom every three days instead.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

imagine watching someone pick up your own shit and eat it like a candy bar.

 

[Monolith]

If I saw a nudist and a "hentai hoodie" wearer in the same public location, I'd report the clothed one for indecency.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The gun is good! The penis is evil!

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I don't get the joke, but I love Garfield and hate troons

 

[Coelacanth]

I cant comment on profiles anymore because i posted goatse on someones profile who defended bella