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[Mal0]

I'd beat the shit out of women for free.

- @HymanHive (x)

Can't quote properly so have to do it this way, sorry frens.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not apologizing for double posting. If any of you need a laugh, I grabbed the wrong cup and took a fat swig of Italian House dressing and am now miserable

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Looks like a great way to irradiate your balls.

 

[Flim Flam]

And that is also why Nader can walk all over her and shove a broom up her ass without repercussions.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Which A & H regular did this?

 

[Positron]

 

[Anne Hyroe]

why would Christ be talking to me through a schizophrenic pedophile

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm glad you asked. Now you have to suffer with me.

 

[CatParty]

‘I spent five hours online trying to tell them how transphobic and offensive their language was, but they believe they have done nothing wrong.’

 

[Internet Explorer]

Yeah, it sucks being a nearly 20 year old virgin who never kissed a girl. It fucking hurts.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Quit your fucking whining over a chick who boils hamsters.

 

[Snuckening]

His dick seemed pretty functional when he was delivering chicken sandwiches and marveling at its bulging glory.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Whenever I see headlines like this I get a little hope the final solution to the troon question is finally being implemented.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's not as easy as it seems. I've been relentlessly mocking them online for 2 years and I still don't have a body count.

I eat my horse paste on a cracker. YOLO

 

[Meat Target]

Calm down, Norwegians aren't coming.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I've seen it. Look up my thread on anal vibrators.

i -hate- -niggers- so -fucking- much

A Penthouse raped me. Still have the papercuts.

Be careful. I brewed my own beer using ground ivy and dandelion instead of hops and accidentally drowned a small village with my nocturnal emissions.

i only get off to porn if it states my political views first

 

[Meat Target]

It's like your brain short circuits upon seeing the first absolutely retarded thing Bobby posts and you can't go any further.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Teaching people how to force demons to burn evil people alive

 

[Meat Target]

How do you ironically get raped?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

...I hadn't noticed that. Is it too hard to model them without their jackets? Well, I already know it's not, fan animators have them modelled fully nude with gigantic dicks and they aren't paid.