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Triple Flutz said:
I always love confirmation that an impressive portion of the active user base has autism.
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Always have been.

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A highly-decorated poster from the Kiwi Farms barters one of his winners medals with the widow of Gonzalo Lira (22), in exchange for her toothpick crop (2024, colourised)

As someone who has scanned the opening paragraph of as many as three Wikipedia articles on the economy, I of course knew all along that the recent upheaval with reactions on the site were a prelude to this system of social credit being established as a fiat currency, backed by the will of Josh. The dark days of our toothpick-based economy and Jimothy Metokur's insane Hatanomics experiment are behind us. No more will a man suffer the Sisyphean trial of pushing a massive wheelbarrow, filled with toothpicks, up a steep hill, simply so that he can purchase cheese that doesn't come in bright yellow squares. No more will a citizen of the Kiwi Farms be required to open a bank account for his hat. From here on, we will move forward with dignity.

Remember that you can now use your reaction stickers to pay your tax bill. If the man from the IRS, and the accompanying SWAT team, refuses to accept them as payment, first ask him his pronouns, then demand to see his manager. If he refuses, then barricade yourself in your home while screaming passages from the more demented nooks and crannies of the Bible, so he knows that your* serious.

What happens if we run out of reaction stickers? Oh, my sweet summer stalker child. Were you not aware that Josh owns a 10% stake in a dot matrix printer, identical to the one the Ukrainians use to print their own currency, the Uke? If we run out, he will simply make more.

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Despite this being an April Fool’s joke and a slap in the face to all good forum feature enjoyers when they inevitably disappear again at noon, the responses indicate that numerous autists have actually got around to paying for T&H in order to gain back the missing feature.
 
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It'll be funny if this does legitimately cause a spike in T&H users. I get wanting reaction notifications, I preferred having them myself, but certainly not so much I'd shell out 20 bucks for the pleasure lol.
 
Not gonna lie he got me... at first I thought he just lost another law suit to a cow cause the courts hate him and he had to shill.
 
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