Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[エボラちゃん]

heckin zased have all my kiwi gold mi loard

 

[Overly Serious]

Fun fact: 65,535 is the maximum number of alerts you can have for this site, because it was most likely using an unsigned two-byte integer. (Thank you again, @Overly Serious!) This was the result of 1.5 years of autistically not clicking on the alert button because I wanted to see if alerts would eventually be displayed as 99,999+, the actual number (eg: 140,489), or cause a site error on my end.

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Numbers like that just leap out at me as meaning something behind the scenes. It's curious - you could just scan on each pageload for messages to you that are unread dynamically but I suspect for performance reasons there's a separate running total and it's stored as an unsigned int.

Good on Null for planning to be able to handle the very laziest of Farmers with their unread alerts. @Idaho Battle Barn Were you never tempted to just click on it in the end and see if doing so would cause site performance to drop globally as it tried to retrieve 65,535 alerts from the database?

 

[Slav Power]

Oh, that explains it.

 

[derpherp2]

Cool. now it'll be easy to track the threads I'm interested in.
Suck it down freebies.

SNEED.

Jokes on you I was LYING and only wanted reactions back so I can label ALL of you autistic. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Oliver Onions]

It looks like Null also added a feature that auto-hides your password if you put it in a post. Look: *************************

Try it for yourselves!

 

[Kiislova]

It looks like Null also added a feature that auto-hides your password if you put it in a post. Look: *************************

Try it for yourselves!

Let's try it: ***************************

Edit: Man it works!

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It looks like Null also added a feature that auto-hides your password if you put it in a post. Look: *************************

Try it for yourselves!

Huh, that's a really nifty feature, let me try: $NiggaBallz1488$

Edit: I have been lied to, today of all days. I cannot believe this.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

So that's all great but how do you pay for it?

 

[BirdUp]

gay

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

 

[Rungle]

This post requires KIWI GREEN™ to view the contents of this post

What?
I don't think the jews would like that Lieutenant, sounds alot like human trafficking to me.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Huh, that's a really nifty feature, let me try: $NiggaBallz1488$

Edit: I have been lied to, today of all days. I cannot believe this.

On the Internet, no less. Truly an unthinkable turn of events.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Can I get this for free please? I've been a good boy all year and I even asked nicely.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I gave you 5$ when the legal fund built up, does that count at all?

 

[Autismo Supreme]

I hope Hitler likes this post too

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Changing the stickers to upvotes would’ve been a much funnier April fools prank but this is good to troll fresh meat newfaggot with lol

 

[MrCunt]

OwO pay2win stickers?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

>mfw I've always had this feature due to my Kiwi Farms Black Diamond Signature Luxury Membership (TM)

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

So that's all great but how do you pay for it?

I'd wait after the first of April concludes, lmao.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

.... dammit, Null, I forgot what day it was