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Is Null really making us pay for a feature that was free in the previous version? Are we really doing this cliche?
 
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Is Null really making us pay for a feature that was free in the previous version? Are we really doing this cliche?
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Yes, we're really doing it. The backlog for Kiwi Green is about 1 month to get processed when I last checked. You can also pay Null by sending him a video of you screaming nigger with your name, address and SSN attached.
 
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Ya know... we had a good thing going. Reactions for people making posts, being known what you did was getting reactions from the user base. All everyone had to do was know their place. But no, some users had to be retarded shit-flingers over their anti-social credit score. And now the ability is behind a paywall.

Good. While I miss the dopamine of a green arrow notification for calling Jim Sterling fat, knowing that a group of morons pushed the EA Nuke option as the "acceptable solution" is too funny.
 
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While I understand it's a joke, having a subscription support system that gives minor things could be good for the site, it is expensive to keep up with not a lot of revenue. I remember on stream Null talked about optimizing SEO, which is why updates came like hidden private information that needs you to be logged in to see, or shadow banning n****r so that only the user who posted it can see it, not SEO bots.

But if you paid for a premium account you should be able to see n****r, since that wouldn't affect the bots.

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I thought null had previously said he hates April fool's "jokes"? I swear I remember this from a MatI. Perhaps not. They always were the worst day of the year on something awful.
 
First I thought, is this how we fall?
Not by ISPs blocking us, not angry trannies, not fong-jones,
but we fall due to members autisming about reaction scores?

Then I realized what day it is.
Bravo Null. You got me, you got me good.
 
Take away features, then bring back a retarded broken version of feature if (Fuck you Pay ME) Brilliant. I love Null and the Jewish people!
 
So this absolute mid April Fools thread got me thinking about actual good ideas for Mr Dr Null to generate income from this trash heap - train an LLM on it and release it as a paid subscription. All these other GPT/LLM projects are fucking neutered, I have to imagine people would pay to ask the collective Kiwi-consciousness some questions.
 
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I now feel my Kiwi Green level account is more valuable than ever. Thank you!
 
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