Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[innocent jogger]

Nice April Fools. How much would it cost me to get a Kiwi Black status? (Black is the coolest colour!)

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

However, due to the volume of these alerts, they will be rolled out only to Kiwi Green™ users who have supported the forum, or had someone support the forum in their name.

this is LITERALLY genocide of non-premium impoverished KOC! (kiwis of colour) i DEMAND reparations n sheeeeit for this bigoted and regressive website development NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[bile demon]

I don't get it.

April Fools' joke. Making an "I did it, I finally started a family!" announcement would have been way too obvious so Null decided to go with something a little more believable.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I don't give a single flying fuck about reaction notifications. Or True And Honest for that matter. I just want my goddam Total Retard WARrior badge damnit!





But seriously I'll be donating crypto as soon as the Base quits being a faggot and releases my funds to my personal wallet.

 

[N I G M O D E]

Oy vey, Jewsh

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Thank you Null, very cool!

 

[Otterly]

Thank you. If this is an April fools then not thank you.

 

[theshitposter]

Iirc, last year, the prank was overriding the display to be grayscale monochrome no matter what theme you used (which several kiwis loved because it gave a grim noire feel to the site). Some people immediately started using tampermonkey scripts to get around this, which annoyed Null and caused him to preemptively stop the April Fools joke, because he felt like they were opening themselves and their systems up for malicious code (especially for the tech illiterate). I don't remember the exact words he used, but he was mad about "autists on the site not being able to deal with change for a few hours".

rebellion is a desired quality

 

[Kiislova]

Putting a pricetag to Dopamine.
Damn you nool!

 

[Smar Mijou]

No notifications, no peace!

No notifications, know peace! Karmafags should stay on pReddit where they belong! (insert MATI tophat sticker here)

 

[McSneaks]

Unironically pay walling removed forum features what in the cuck

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Kiwi farms publicly traded when?
Odd are good as the most short sellers would have 41% chance of closing their position early and permanently

 

[Susanna]

Post visible to KIWI GREEN users only.
Buy KIWI GREEN today!

 

[Bridget]

Tell me it goes away tomorrow so the redditniggers cry.

 

[Staffy]

Plz give back the option to react on profiles other than "like"

 

[RACISM]

While I can still see your reactions, I'd just like to say that I hate niggers.

 

[Expand Value]

last years was better

 

[Oxyjen]

Post visible to KIWI GREEN users only.
Buy KIWI GREEN today!

Spoiler

Added text to avoid a ban: I am posting this as a humorous allegory - in that this offer to the reaction starved masses of the kiwifarms is akin to the impoverished citizens in the classic 1973 film being cynically sold the ground up remains of the dead, as a last ditch attempt to conceal the total collapse of the ecosystem.

Further levity may be obtained from the juxtaposition of the word “soy”, which in a modern context has taken on connotations relevant to the situation.

*Yes I am aware of the date.

 

[IKOL]

Cool. now it'll be easy to track the threads I'm interested in.
Suck it down freebies.

SNEED.

 

[*sigh*]

hahahahahaha. nigger.