Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[Outer Space Traveller]

Already 1 April here. Still, a nice one.

Thanks for the Kiwi Green , Stranger!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Still a bit bitter that I lost my 2014 account with T&H Fan but maybe I can make do when funds free up again.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Brb gonna spend $42,069 on custom profile icons and KF gold, silver and diamond for premium upboats.

 

[Super Shiro]

If enough people subscribe will Hitler like our posts again?

 

[Vesperus]

It's the one notification I switched off...
Oh well. I'm happy for all the people that are now happy.

 

[Jump]

I hope this is real.
Also I hope you are having a happy Easter. Christ is Kang!

 

[GunCar Gary]

next, can you create a Kiwi Green Plus tier at $40 that will show a scantily clad AI girl in the corner that will massage my ego and tell me how smart and handsome i am whenever i make a post? instead of relying on stickers i would like a guaranteed dopamine hit whenever i make a cool and good post on Kiwi Farms (which is every post)

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I would unironically buy this service.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I bought it, now I can feel alive again uwu

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Do you have a higher tier, I want to stand out even more!

 

[DavidS877]

I hate you Milkman Dan null

 

[mrfresh]

Thanks u/spez

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is a retarded idea *looks at time and date* Oh okay yeah.

 

[notorietus]

Also @Muttley is a silly neener head

@Muttley has gotten what he wanted.

I'm hoping he can email for an unban bros

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

It is my belief no forum should implement caste system.

 

[Pignat]

Since you are caving to popular demand as long as people give you money, can you unban BBL as an April fools day joke, but only for April fools day? It would be really funny to create a weretard.

 

[wasm]

Well played sir, here, have a Kiwi Gold

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Oh joy. Time to get banned from the backer board again. In April, no less.

 

[Ishtar]

Wait a moment, is there a reason why I was no longer getting reactions to poasts?

 

[DavidS877]

It is my belief no forum should implement caste system.

You sound poor.