Reaction Alert Notifications for Kiwi Green Accounts

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

@Null Can I please buy Kiwi Green for other members with the option of permanently disabling their sticker notifications instead? Maybe make it so you can choose to send them a notification that you were the one to lock them out of sticker alerts forever.

Absolutely evil idea. I would abandon this account in an instant if I were known as a filthy True & Honest Fan.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

The real april fools was Null being friendly and nice to us.

 

[Kheapathic]

Would be lying if I said I didn't get a dopamine hit when people reacted; but at the same time, I found clicking to the reaction was an easy way to pick up from the thread if I stepped away after posting.

 

[Uncle Holter]

Most of them can't afford it.

I think the hurdle of learning to use crypto is a way bigger problem than coughing up an insignificant sum like 20 dollars.

 

[Pepsi Man]

No thanks, I actually liked that change. I don't care about reaction notifications. I do think the join date should be displayed beneath names, though. I don't know why that change needed to happen.

 

[EvaXephon]

Ah, our smart and totally heterosexual ooperator, I am so sorry for not having Kiwi Farms Green Vip Premium+, gonna get to it right now!
Also, videos from youtube working and not just once a week? What's next, profile reactions fix?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This is my silly day avatar.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Thanks, Team Barry!

 

[Colon capital V]

Jersh is jewing out like any true and honest capitalist would.
First he takes away features of a forum, and when users are desperate and thirsty, he adds it back through premium memberships.
It was an honor to shitpost with you all, I'll see you at the public suicide ring later today.

 

[Foxxo]

Oh, did someone buy a membership for me? Is that what happened? Huh.

Or maybe I did that. Oh well, at least I have a good job now.

Anyway, this means I cannot call you out for taking away a free feature and making it paid, a la an eastern videogame dev. Congratulations.

 

[Sheogorath]

i was about to hit myself with a new dose of black tar heroin but now that i got sticker notifications i won't need it you go man

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Oh fuck I just realized it's April 1st

 

[Hokuriku]

Calling April Fools on this one, Null rescinding on a purposeless autistic crusade is completely out of character

 

[3MMA]

LMAO.
Subscribe now for the ultra package, including these stickers:

I especially liked how some people thought OP was real. Up until someone spilled the beans.

 

[purpleflurp]

 

[EvaXephon]

I was about to say "some of you here really need to look at a calendar", but I understand that average kiwi lost the count of time back in 2020, and it would be really albeist of me to say something so cruel.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

I was about to say "some of you here really need to look at a calendar", but I understand that average kiwi lost the count of time back in 2020, and it would be really albeist of me to say something so cruel.

It's just a "USA is the world" moment.

 

[DavidS877]

I was about to say "some of you here really need to look at a calendar", but I understand that average kiwi lost the count of time back in 2020, and it would be really albeist of me to say something so cruel.

Actually it's September 1993.

See also: Eternal September

 

[Not a bee]

Gimme autism pls I need 50 puzzles to unlock my true power

 

[Mister Uno]

Gosh and here I have thrown money at you and YeT stil haven gotten my damn True n Honest. That's it, Im quitting the site. I need my fuckin updoots dood.