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(This one is from the Yuku and Forumer and posted by Champthom, but I changed some parts)
Recently, there seems to be a lot of pointless Chris stuff (such as the Batman Call and the Facebook White Knight group) because people are desperate for content about Chris, so I decided to post here: If you want to troll Chris, PLEASE DON'T.
First of all, Chris trolling is tightly controlled. Some people do fucked up things, like they'll try to dox people so that they can gain Chris' trust and that's not how you do shit. Sometimes, Chris decides to listen to a white knight. Trolling also doesn't work when you have 10 different people claiming to be Alec Benson Leary or Megan or someone like that. (It happened before according to Champthom) The people who do troll Chris are very paranoid about outsiders for the right reasons, and they're not going to let any random idiot who thinks they can troll Chris. Those involved in Chris trolling are under a lot of control and there needs to be a level of trust in order to have that control. PandaHalo is still sitting on chatlogs of her and Chris playing house and that wouldn't have happened if there was better control over trolls back then.
Secondly, your trolling idea will most likely suck. Odds are all you've done is take something that's already been done and do it slightly different. Really, odds are it's something really stupid. You think it's original? Odds are someone has thought about it sometime, somewhere. Hell, maybe it's something those who have trolled Chris before have tried. But trolling plans, on average, are pretty stupid. Of course, you might say, "BUT MINE'S DIFFERENT AND I THOUGHT REALLY LONG AND HARD AND HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT!!!1ONE". Here's the thing: Plans with Chris fails. It used to be that those who trolled Chris would have, they'd be like "Okay, we do X, Chris will do Y, then we do Z..." Turns out that doesn't work now. Remember when the medallions are destroyed? At that time, the trolls thought that he'd be emotionally crushed or he'd tard rage like nothing before. But nope, that doesn't happen.
Chris is predictably unpredictable. The good trolls now are able to improvise and really just go off a rough outline of things, or they'll just tell Chris what to do, like with Jackie, and let him fill in the details.
Thirdly, so what if you're really dedicated to trolling Chris? The best way is to do something that entertains others. Liquid Chris wasn't part of PVCC and he certainly wasn't a master troll. He was a guy who did funny parodies of Chris videos and that's what got the trolls' attention. Same with Alec Benson Leary (a.k.a. the creator of Asperchu) - the trolls loved his satire of the Sonichu comics and that's how he got in. If you thought that Asperchu was just about pissing Chris off, you're missing the point. I mean, you could just do it, that is just try and troll Chris without telling the world your master plan, but odds are, like most renegade troll ideas, your idea is to get trust by insisting you monopolize Chris and people generally don't share the results of their efforts. Even if you do get through to Chris (he's now often on Facebook and Twitter now), there's a good chance that he won't listen or he won't listen or he just won't care. He gets a lot of trolling junk in the mail and on his phone and stuff, he's learned to not respond it. And even if you did get a response, chances say that you might get owned by Chris or someone else. And that would be embarrassing. You would entertain others, but certainly not the way you want to.
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Finally, most trolls became trolls through pure luck and timing. How Ivy became Chris's girlfriend? She just called Chris, asked for a shout out, and that's it. But Chris, being Chris, decided to latch onto her after being rejected by Emily. She didn't plan on becoming a troll. For Bluespike, Chris just assumed he was a girl because of his voice but Bluespike sorta went with the flow. Liquid Chris, again, was just a guy who did funny impersonations of Chris, he never planned to troll Chris. Alec, again, made "Asperchu" and never expected to get into trolling. You don't just up and become a troll, the burden is placed upon you. And besides, is that something you really want on your name? Bluespike's gonna be like 30 and people will be like "Hey, aren't you the guy who made that guy shove a medallion up his ass?" Nobody really asks to be a troll.
There's a lot of things you can do instead. You can edit the CWCki and make sure that the info is accurate and clear. Most of the articles on the CWCki such as the Facebook article need some more editing. It's like the analogy which Champthom used:
Another thing to do is to just stand out of the way. The trolls who do troll Chris know what they're doing - they've been trolling him for more than half a decade, they know a lot more about Chris than you, (For example, some of them have unreleased Chris info that they're not going to release such as the Skype chat about Chris crying about his father's death), and they're professionals at what they do. If you were at an accident and you really didn't know first aid, what would you do? Just keep things steady until the ambulance arrives and then you let the EMT guys do their thing. Let the professionals do their work.
If you feel that you have to share your plan with someone, share it with Champthom and he'll give it a look over. You can try to post it in the chat and see the reaction, but you'll most likely get people to tell you not to do so.
EDIT: Credit to Champthom for this post.
EDIT 2:
EDIT 3:
Recently, there seems to be a lot of pointless Chris stuff (such as the Batman Call and the Facebook White Knight group) because people are desperate for content about Chris, so I decided to post here: If you want to troll Chris, PLEASE DON'T.
First of all, Chris trolling is tightly controlled. Some people do fucked up things, like they'll try to dox people so that they can gain Chris' trust and that's not how you do shit. Sometimes, Chris decides to listen to a white knight. Trolling also doesn't work when you have 10 different people claiming to be Alec Benson Leary or Megan or someone like that. (It happened before according to Champthom) The people who do troll Chris are very paranoid about outsiders for the right reasons, and they're not going to let any random idiot who thinks they can troll Chris. Those involved in Chris trolling are under a lot of control and there needs to be a level of trust in order to have that control. PandaHalo is still sitting on chatlogs of her and Chris playing house and that wouldn't have happened if there was better control over trolls back then.
Secondly, your trolling idea will most likely suck. Odds are all you've done is take something that's already been done and do it slightly different. Really, odds are it's something really stupid. You think it's original? Odds are someone has thought about it sometime, somewhere. Hell, maybe it's something those who have trolled Chris before have tried. But trolling plans, on average, are pretty stupid. Of course, you might say, "BUT MINE'S DIFFERENT AND I THOUGHT REALLY LONG AND HARD AND HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT!!!1ONE". Here's the thing: Plans with Chris fails. It used to be that those who trolled Chris would have, they'd be like "Okay, we do X, Chris will do Y, then we do Z..." Turns out that doesn't work now. Remember when the medallions are destroyed? At that time, the trolls thought that he'd be emotionally crushed or he'd tard rage like nothing before. But nope, that doesn't happen.
Chris said:
Chris is predictably unpredictable. The good trolls now are able to improvise and really just go off a rough outline of things, or they'll just tell Chris what to do, like with Jackie, and let him fill in the details.
Thirdly, so what if you're really dedicated to trolling Chris? The best way is to do something that entertains others. Liquid Chris wasn't part of PVCC and he certainly wasn't a master troll. He was a guy who did funny parodies of Chris videos and that's what got the trolls' attention. Same with Alec Benson Leary (a.k.a. the creator of Asperchu) - the trolls loved his satire of the Sonichu comics and that's how he got in. If you thought that Asperchu was just about pissing Chris off, you're missing the point. I mean, you could just do it, that is just try and troll Chris without telling the world your master plan, but odds are, like most renegade troll ideas, your idea is to get trust by insisting you monopolize Chris and people generally don't share the results of their efforts. Even if you do get through to Chris (he's now often on Facebook and Twitter now), there's a good chance that he won't listen or he won't listen or he just won't care. He gets a lot of trolling junk in the mail and on his phone and stuff, he's learned to not respond it. And even if you did get a response, chances say that you might get owned by Chris or someone else. And that would be embarrassing. You would entertain others, but certainly not the way you want to.
[youtube]SZyS7SDVyMQ[/youtube]
Finally, most trolls became trolls through pure luck and timing. How Ivy became Chris's girlfriend? She just called Chris, asked for a shout out, and that's it. But Chris, being Chris, decided to latch onto her after being rejected by Emily. She didn't plan on becoming a troll. For Bluespike, Chris just assumed he was a girl because of his voice but Bluespike sorta went with the flow. Liquid Chris, again, was just a guy who did funny impersonations of Chris, he never planned to troll Chris. Alec, again, made "Asperchu" and never expected to get into trolling. You don't just up and become a troll, the burden is placed upon you. And besides, is that something you really want on your name? Bluespike's gonna be like 30 and people will be like "Hey, aren't you the guy who made that guy shove a medallion up his ass?" Nobody really asks to be a troll.
There's a lot of things you can do instead. You can edit the CWCki and make sure that the info is accurate and clear. Most of the articles on the CWCki such as the Facebook article need some more editing. It's like the analogy which Champthom used:
This is what editing the CWCki is about, being in a support roll.Champthom said:
Another thing to do is to just stand out of the way. The trolls who do troll Chris know what they're doing - they've been trolling him for more than half a decade, they know a lot more about Chris than you, (For example, some of them have unreleased Chris info that they're not going to release such as the Skype chat about Chris crying about his father's death), and they're professionals at what they do. If you were at an accident and you really didn't know first aid, what would you do? Just keep things steady until the ambulance arrives and then you let the EMT guys do their thing. Let the professionals do their work.
If you feel that you have to share your plan with someone, share it with Champthom and he'll give it a look over. You can try to post it in the chat and see the reaction, but you'll most likely get people to tell you not to do so.
EDIT: Credit to Champthom for this post.
EDIT 2:
KatsuKitty said:
EDIT 3:
Null said:I've updated the Almanac with this:
I want to underscore something: Chris doesn't care about what you have to say. If for any reason you believe Chris to be the author of a post or thread, restrain yourself. Stop trying to get epik. It doesn't work out and it makes you look silly. It also carries a very big chance of scaring away the person in question when a single remark he makes about a Highschool friend generates 4 pages of different people telling him that Chris is creepy and a monster. He doesn't even read that shit.
If you think that a post/thread's author is suspect, before replying, just ask yourself this:
1. Does what I have to say contribute something new?
2. Can I summarize what I have to say in less than 5 sentences?
3. Does my post refrain from seething with bitterness and rage?
4. Is what I have to say relevant to someone other than Chris? In other words, does my message belong on a public forum, or is it a direct or indirect attempt at contacting Chris?
If you answer "no" to any of those questions, stop. I understand everyone wants to say "hello", but when anything the dude says generates 3 pages of posts that say nothing, a lot of that is going to get deleted.
Here are some examples of what people like to write in response to a suspect message:
- HI CHRIS
- wow are you a retard or something?
- If only Chris understood the fundamentals to living a healthy life (which I am now going to detail in this five paragraph expository essay), then he would be much happier!
- Hey, [suspect post author], you sound like you know Chris. Can you pass along my five paragraph expository essay about healthy living to him?
pls stop
