Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

[BigAltheGreat921]

Yeah, Chris is a shell of what he used to be. Or, more likely, he's always been a shell ever since his parents denied him the help he needed early in life. So yeah, a shell of a shell.

 

[hm yeah]

I know what you're getting at but god damn, trying to mess with a retard faggot on the internet who's an absolute nobody irl except that one creepy, foul-smelling sadsack everyone avoids like the plague is such serious business.

Just.

Just wow.

 

[BillRiley]

But...but to whom am I going to sell these magic beans?

 

[The Dude]

Ok, but what if I went to Virginia, dressed up as a woman, got Chris to fall in love with me, then spent the next couple of months having creepy cybersex with him and made him cut off his hair and shove it up his ass and pretend he's a pony? Then could I get a membership to the Innar Surkul of Stonecutters?

 

[Marvin]

Right after Bob died, we stopped all existing plans. We decided not to troll Chris for awhile. Plus it'd be pretty tricky to troll him nowadays. Like someone else said, to establish a connection, you'd need to have a girl meet up with him IRL. Not just promise to, like we did back in the early days, but the first thing you do is actually meet up with him. It'd really juice Chris up, you'd probably have like six months of trust. Well, except your requests would erode that pretty quickly, depending on what you asked for.

But anyway, yeah, trolling Chris has mostly been dead for awhile.

Ok, but what if I went to Virginia, dressed up as a woman, got Chris to fall in love with me, then spent the next couple of months having creepy cybersex with him and made him cut off his hair and shove it up his ass and pretend he's a pony? Then could I get a membership to the Innar Surkul of Stonecutters?

Oh you~~~

 

[Pikonic]

I think christorians have evolved over the past few years. There was once a time where we would listen in on phone calls and read all the e-mails and be enchanted by his idiocy. Now if someone were to prank call or get Chris to do something harmful they'd be flooded with accusations of troll-shielding
After reading a grand amount of posts I conclude more people sympathize with the plight of the white nights (perhaps some becoming white knights themselves, something they'd scoff at in 2009) and genuinely feel sorry for Chris and truly want him to turn his life around for him to be a happier person.
We want a happy raging Chris not this 24/7.

 

[Soweirdandpizza]

Let's be honest..

The Days of trolling are over and they should be over. It isn't funny anymore.

99% of it wasn't funny even back then. People are looking back with rose-tinted glasses I think. A looooooot of unfunny trolls made fail attempts at getting a rise outta Chris and even back when he was active it was still dumb bullshit. Are y'all really trying to pass people like bluespike off as "controlled" "professionals" now? Nah. It was only ever opportunistic luck really. Chris made the lulz, the trolls themselves have mostly been juvenile idiots all along with the exception of liquid. Same shit different year.

 

[Marvin]

Let's be honest..

The Days of trolling are over and they should be over. It isn't funny anymore.

99% of it wasn't funny even back then. People are looking back with rose-tinted glasses I think. A looooooot of unfunny trolls made fail attempts at getting a rise outta Chris and even back when he was active it was still dumb bullshit. Are y'all really trying to pass people like bluespike off as "controlled" "professionals" now? Nah. It was only ever opportunistic luck really. Chris made the lulz, the trolls themselves have mostly been juvenile idiots all along with the exception of liquid. Same shit different year.

Haha, liquid? Oh, you~~~

 

[Night Terror]

Guys, get this. I have a GENIUS trolling plan.
What I'm gonna do is pretend to be a girl. Then, by cunning manipulation, I will ACQUIRE HIS SONICHU MEDALLION.
Who knows what I'll do with it after that?

 

[Hyperion]

Guys, get this. I have a GENIUS trolling plan.
What I'm gonna do is pretend to be a girl. Then, by cunning manipulation, I will ACQUIRE HIS SONICHU MEDALLION.
Who knows what I'll do with it after that?

 

[Pikonic]

Guys, get this. I have a GENIUS trolling plan.
What I'm gonna do is pretend to be a girl. Then, by cunning manipulation, I will ACQUIRE HIS SONICHU MEDALLION.
Who knows what I'll do with it after that?

Dude dude dude, you should, like, put it in a pickle jar or something

 

[Night Terror]

Guys, get this. I have a GENIUS trolling plan.
What I'm gonna do is pretend to be a girl. Then, by cunning manipulation, I will ACQUIRE HIS SONICHU MEDALLION.
Who knows what I'll do with it after that?

Dude dude dude, you should, like, put it in a pickle jar or something

Wow! The humorous juxtaposition of something Chris loves and something Chris hates would create an explosion of HILARIOUS TARD RAGE! Huehuehue, this will be A TROLLING LEGEND FOR THE AGES. I WILL BECOME THE LEADER OF THE MISCARRIAGES. I WILL BE THE NEXT DAVE DOSH.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Chris'll do something on his own. Guy needs to recover first. I don't think I really care about any of the trolls really. Chris' content was always funniest when left to his own devices, trolls didn't make him run over Snyder, trolls didn't make him create the attraction sign and draw comics of him beating up his elderly woman dean, trolls didn't make him wear the medallion ect. I mean a lot of the trollings are just meh to me. I think more or less many people are here for Chris cause Chris is funny, not the personas of the trolls. There's a general rule of the more involved the troll is the less funny the attempt.

Hell a lot of the best content from Chris started from him being noticed by an ED page and him spergin at it

 

[PCA]

I totally agree. A few years ago, me and some friends called up Bob and got him to divulge alot of private info on the Chandler clan. We got alot of shit for it, but I understand the criticism since he was old and dying and deserved to live out his final year peacefully.

 

[Holdek]

Nobody chooses the life of a troll; rather, the life chooses them.

A good troll becomes the troll that the cwcki needs, but not the one it deserves.

The main reason that the Batman call failed is that even Chris knows that Anna is The White Knight.

 

[Fialovy]

^ Haha, the White Knight, those Batman references sum it up perfectly.

Sticky? I really feel like this spells it out really well, good job.

 

[BillRiley]

I'm kind of curious now; the original post implies that there is a small core group of people ("professionals") who are still actively trolling Chris in some form. If so, who are they and why are they hoarding all the lulz to themselves?

I went to Penn State on an amateur trolling scholarship. I never turned professional because I had to drop out in my second year with a funny bone injury. (Turns out I wasn't getting enough irony.)

 

[CatParty]

I'm kind of curious now; the original post implies that there is a small core group of people ("professionals") who are still actively trolling Chris in some form. If so, who are they and why are they hoarding all the lulz to themselves?

I went to Penn State on an amateur trolling scholarship. I never turned professional because I had to drop out in my second year with a funny bone injury. (Turns out I wasn't getting enough irony.)

Penn state?

bone?

Spoiler

sandusky joke

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Some people just should not attempt to troll

You either do it right or don't do it at all

Go to Youtube or DeviantArt if you want some cheap lulz damnit (and if you can't get cheap lulz there you really shouldnt be trolling at all or be on the internet period)

 

[Picklepower]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.