Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

[Holdek]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.

Spoiler

Ugh...

Can't wait for school to start again.

 

[José Mourinho]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.

"Nah, I'm pretending to be retarded".

Why lolcows have to do so (Yes, I've seen this several times) is just baffling.

 

[champthom]

Nobody chooses the life of a troll; rather, the life chooses them.

This is so true, I can't stress this enough. Talk to Alec about how he got involved with trolling. Pretty much every successful troll I know who's trolled Chris never planned to actually troll Chris.

 

[Judge Holden]

Some are born trolls, some achieve trollhood, and some have trollhood thrust inside them

But given the amount of money and reeb we get paid to spew our slanderous mockeries against das untermenchild its not hard to see why it is such a wonderful job

 

[exball]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.

A rare sight indeed. A weener attempting to gain social standing within the heard's rigid hierarchy.

 

[Surtur]

I'M BATMAN.

 

[rocket]

There's always been a lot of unfunny tryhards orbiting Chris but lately it's kicked into overdrive

I think there are just a lot of ween kids who want to be The One who breaks the silence and they don't understand that it won't happen

good post op

 

[c-no]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.

A rare sight indeed. A weener attempting to gain social standing within the heard's rigid hierarchy.

What can make this a rarer sight is that this is a weener who is also lol-cow just like A-Log.

 

[c-no]

There's always been a lot of unfunny tryhards orbiting Chris but lately it's kicked into overdrive

I think there are just a lot of ween kids who want to be The One who breaks the silence and they don't understand that it won't happen

good post op

So Chris is still getting emails and phone-calls from epic ween kids? When will that end, really? The fact that they try hard to break said silence despite the fact that Chris is not like the classic Chris who wore striped clown shirts shows just how much fail can be seen in these wannabe trolls.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Honestly, it's gotten to the point where Chris has ceased to be entertaining, and has become a train wreck, something we want to look away from, and forget, but that's so spectacular that we can't.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Also, don't be Inuboy1000.

"Nah, I'm pretending to be retarded".

Why lolcows have to do so (Yes, I've seen this several times) is just baffling.

"My definition of ownage is obviously using facts to negate one's logic..."
"He is fail..."

He tries to come off as intelligent and cunning but god damn. "He is fail" sounds like an alien trying really hard to fit in.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I just love "Nah son I am 17, have been trolling for over a year." Because 17-year-olds have often also been fucking for a year, or driving for a year, or what have you, and certainly that gives them total credibility and expertise in those fields as well.

 

[Bumbling Hedgehog]

Honestly, it's gotten to the point where Chris has ceased to be entertaining, and has become a train wreck, something we want to look away from, and forget, but that's so spectacular that we can't.

Anyone else want popcorn?

 

[For The Internet]

 

[Pikonic]

Honestly, it's gotten to the point where Chris has ceased to be entertaining, and has become a train wreck, something we want to look away from, and forget, but that's so spectacular that we can't.

Anyone else want popcorn?

I got the refreshments

 

[José Mourinho]

Here, have some pickles for snacks.

 

[Bumbling Hedgehog]

Honestly, it's gotten to the point where Chris has ceased to be entertaining, and has become a train wreck, something we want to look away from, and forget, but that's so spectacular that we can't.

Anyone else want popcorn?

I got the refreshments

Hell yes!

 

[HandBanana]

 

[Fibonacci]

 

[Picklepower]

I Know Guiz!!! Lets Call his phone and tell him we are Santa Claws. and that we will give hime a girlfrnd if he makes a vid of himself, running into the micdonalds naked and yelling JULAAAAAAY! This is gonna work and btw can I meet Clyde Cash now????