Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

[AnOminous]

This is not true. On average, Chris on his own is very boring.

It's still the things he has done without any prompting from others that is interesting. For instance, absolutely nobody did anything that resulted in Chris losing his shit over blue arms. That's entirely his own thing.

His reactions to people yelling JULAAAAY and stuff like that aren't very interesting.

I agree he's mostly actually a pretty boring person, but people watch his activities because his moments of bizarre behavior are fascinating.

Most "normal" people are also pretty boring, but don't even have moments of extreme behavior.

 

[Marvin]

It's still the things he has done without any prompting from others that is interesting. For instance, absolutely nobody did anything that resulted in Chris losing his shit over blue arms. That's entirely his own thing.

His reactions to people yelling JULAAAAY and stuff like that aren't very interesting.

I agree he's mostly actually a pretty boring person, but people watch his activities because his moments of bizarre behavior are fascinating.

Most "normal" people are also pretty boring, but don't even have moments of extreme behavior.

The blue arms stuff are what I'm talking about though. Almost all of the blue arms rants have been the same boring things. At first we're like "ahaha, he's mad about sonic's blue arms! what's next?" And what was next was three months of the same rants.

The pepper spray incident was interesting, but only because of the pepper spray. Up until he pepper sprayed that guy, that event was a typical happening for Chris. He goes around town, acting like a dumbass, getting banned from places, but because there wasn't serious damage, no one bothers to call the cops.

Chris is funniest when you take him out of his comfort zone and observe his natural reactions to new situations. But on his own, he obviously sticks to his comfort zone, which I think is pretty boring.

(Of course, I don't think trolling Chris is practical anymore. Just observing Chris on his own is our only option nowadays.)

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

Ah. Yeah, I kinda regret that post I made earlier.

I agree with the others. It's basically impossible to troll him nowadays really (at least decently).

 

[deeman]

Would it be considered trolling to pay him (like his commisions) to go back making Sonichu? Not dic(k)tating or putting a stressfull time limit and such, just trying to get him back to his, and i use this term lightly, creative phase?

Just a philosophical question, i don't care enough about Sonichu (other than the funny reviews it's producing) to do it, nor do i have the economy to. I just like the discussion of what would be considered trolling and what is not.

 

[Marvin]

Would it be considered trolling to pay him (like his commisions) to go back making Sonichu? Not dic(k)tating or putting a stressfull time limit and such, just trying to get him back to his, and i use this term lightly, creative phase?

Just a philosophical question, i don't care enough about Sonichu (other than the funny reviews it's producing) to do it, nor do i have the economy to. I just like the discussion of what would be considered trolling and what is not.

I can't see how it would be trolling.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Maybe not trolling, but if you're plan is to get Chris to make a Sonichu comic on the timeline with which he's comfortable and not stressed... I'm pretty sure that's what's going on right now.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Would it be considered trolling to pay him (like his commisions) to go back making Sonichu?

I think the bigger question is, who exactly is the one being trolled at this point?

 

[EI 903]

I am Chris. Pay me and I'll make Sonichu comics on a regular basis and at the level of quality you are accustomed to.

 

[Master Xehanort]

Wait hold on, so would you say my plan to call him as Darth Vader and say, "Chris, I am your Julay!" would be dumb? Whatever, I'm gonna be the next Clyde Cash bitches!

That was thought of a couple years ago by another lolcow, one I put on blast here in this forum. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Inuboy1000

 

[ThatGuy]

I've updated the Almanac with this:



I want to underscore something: Chris doesn't care about what you have to say. If for any reason you believe Chris to be the author of a post or thread, restrain yourself. Stop trying to get epik . It doesn't work out and it makes you look silly. It also carries a very big chance of scaring away the person in question when a single remark he makes about a Highschool friend generates 4 pages of different people telling him that Chris is creepy and a monster. He doesn't even read that shit.

If you think that a post/thread's author is suspect, before replying, just ask yourself this:
1. Does what I have to say contribute something new?
2. Can I summarize what I have to say in less than 5 sentences?
3. Does my post refrain from seething with bitterness and rage?
4. Is what I have to say relevant to someone other than Chris? In other words, does my message belong on a public forum, or is it a direct or indirect attempt at contacting Chris?

If you answer "no" to any of those questions, stop. I understand everyone wants to say "hello", but when anything the dude says generates 3 pages of posts that say nothing, a lot of that is going to get deleted.

Here are some examples of what people like to write in response to a suspect message:

• HI CHRIS
• 
• wow are you a retard or something?
• If only Chris understood the fundamentals to living a healthy life (which I am now going to detail in this five paragraph expository essay), then he would be much happier!
• Hey, [suspect post author], you sound like you know Chris. Can you pass along my five paragraph expository essay about healthy living to him?

pls stop

I think it would be interesting if there was a way to tag these suspect posts of Chris.

Of course with the weenery here, this would be better handled by the staff.

But it might be interesting (or boring because of said weens) if this was released.

Just saying.

 

[Null]

I think it would be interesting if there was a way to tag these suspect posts of Chris.

The thread you've quoted is 2 years old. Chris hasn't visited the forum in an extremely long time.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

So this thread is basically a Illuminati for fucking with a man who is mentally 8 years old.

Stay classy ladies and gentlemen. Stay classy.

 

[AnOminous]

So this thread is basically a Illuminati for fucking with a man who is mentally 8 years old.

Stay classy ladies and gentlemen. Stay classy.

Are you actually exceptional?

From the first post in this sticky:

If you want to troll Chris, PLEASE DON'T.

Learn to read, please.

(Apologies for taking the bait.)

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Are you actually exceptional?

From the first post in this sticky:



Learn to read, please.

(Apologies for taking the bait.)

Perhaps if you got past your short attention span and contined to read, you'd notice that the post also said that the Trolling was highly controlled and organized.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Perhaps if you got past your short attention span and contined to read, you'd notice that the post also said that the Trolling was highly controlled and organized.

WAS

 

[CatParty]

So this thread is basically a Illuminati for fucking with a man who is mentally 8 years old.

Stay classy ladies and gentlemen. Stay classy.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonees-and-rosies.6736/

 

[Konstantinos]

Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, but isn't it a double-standard that forum higher-ups like SkyRaider and Thetan are allowed to troll Chris in all sorts of ways but if anybody else wants to interact with Chris its verboten? I'm not saying I want to start ringing up Chris' house or that I want anyone else to do that. I'd just appreciate some clarification on who that rule applies to.

 

[Gensdupays]

Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, but isn't it a double-standard that forum higher-ups like SkyRaider and Thetan are allowed to troll Chris in all sorts of ways but if anybody else wants to interact with Chris its verboten? I'm not saying I want to start ringing up Chris' house or that I want anyone else to do that. I'd just appreciate some clarification on who that rule applies to.

I'm pretty sure the rules are not to use the forum to plan, and everything else is your own fault if you look stupid.

 

[Lipitor]

Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, but isn't it a double-standard that forum higher-ups like SkyRaider and Thetan are allowed to troll Chris in all sorts of ways but if anybody else wants to interact with Chris its verboten? I'm not saying I want to start ringing up Chris' house or that I want anyone else to do that. I'd just appreciate some clarification on who that rule applies to.

Anyone can troll him. It's just looked down on if you're poorly prepared and fuck it up. It makes it harder for people to interact with him in the future. I went down to Charlottesville for his trial, followed him around, paparazzi'd his house and hometown and got some stuff I'm sitting on. No one said shit to me about it.

The rule basically applies to fucking morons. And if you post here you should seriously consider you may well be one of the morons...

 

[Tsukiko]

Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, but isn't it a double-standard that forum higher-ups like SkyRaider and Thetan are allowed to troll Chris in all sorts of ways but if anybody else wants to interact with Chris its verboten? I'm not saying I want to start ringing up Chris' house or that I want anyone else to do that. I'd just appreciate some clarification on who that rule applies to.

It's not necessarily forbidden to interact with Chris as far as I can tell. It's forbidden to fail horribly and then post it here. The fact is that most people trying to contact Chris for whatever reason (and really, why bother?) will fail, and posting here that you tried and failed is even more pointless. I might be misinterpreting the rule though because I'm dumb.