Read this if you're planning to troll Chris

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Konstantinos said:
Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, but isn't it a double-standard that forum higher-ups like SkyRaider and Thetan are allowed to troll Chris in all sorts of ways but if anybody else wants to interact with Chris its verboten? I'm not saying I want to start ringing up Chris' house or that I want anyone else to do that. I'd just appreciate some clarification on who that rule applies to.
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A ween is a lame, prospective troll.

If you fail to troll Chris in a lame way, you're a ween.* Don't ween.

Otherwise no one cares.

Edit: To clear up any ambiguities: * If you attempt to troll Chris, but you fail in a lame way, you're a ween.
 
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Tsukiko said:
It's not necessarily forbidden to interact with Chris as far as I can tell. It's forbidden to fail horribly and then post it here.
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That's not really forbidden as such, you just might end up halal. Or banned for excessive kengling.
 
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lipitor said:
The rule basically applies to fucking morons. And if you post here you should seriously consider you may well be one of the morons...
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Alright, fair enough. But shouldn't the rule say that instead then? It presently says "No trolling plans" and that strikes me as misleading if what you said is indeed the case.
 
Konstantinos said:
Alright, fair enough. But shouldn't the rule say that instead then? It presently says "No trolling plans" and that strikes me as misleading if what you said is indeed the case.
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Oh yea. I mean it comes off a little "we are the inner circle, we own christian", but I've found that's generally not their feelings. They just want you to do it right, and they generally do know what their talking about. They just don't want to come across as encouraging trolling, especially if your attempt is weak sauce. Most of the old guard seem more interested in info gathering rather than legit trolling these days. But if you actually pulled off something unique and hilarious they'd accept it. Gotta remember most trolls suck and chris is onto the trolls now after fucking years. They just don't want you to interfere with their info gathering for the most part. And to be fair most trolls are attempting middle school level shit.
 
lipitor said:
Oh yea. I mean it comes off a little "we are the inner circle, we own christian", but I've found that's generally not their feelings.
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Methinks they ought to be more open about that fact then. The way it is now, people perceive them as the self-declared owners of Chris. They should come out and say "We are all for trolling, but not stupid ones." People look at the "NO PLANS" rule and what they take away is the idea that the higher-ups of the Farms really do want to have Chris for themselves.

There ought to be some serious clarification on that whole snafu so that everyone understands what the case actually is. A mere change of wording would improve matters greatly.
 
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Konstantinos said:
Methinks they ought to be more open about that fact then. The way it is now, people perceive them as the self-declared owners of Chris. They should come out and say "We are all for trolling, but not stupid ones." People look at the "NO PLANS" rule and what they take away is the idea that the higher-ups of the Farms really do want to have Chris for themselves.

There ought to be some serious clarification on that whole snafu so that everyone understands what the case actually is. A mere change of wording would improve matters greatly.
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We're not owners, we're just one of the few groups of people who are successful at trolling Chris. What people perceive as us saying "he's ours, fuck off!" is more us saying "you're all godawful at trolling, stop it".

And when you're not godawful, everyone's happy. Like @Thetan and Catie were independent trolling attempts that actually succeeded and didn't suck.
Tsukiko said:
Is there even an inner circle any more?
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What people call the "inner circle" is just a group of friends I hang out with. Like @Alec Benson Leary.

We're still around. But we don't talk about Chris that much. We mostly watch Dr Phil and Maury for our lolcows.
 
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Marvin said:
What people call the "inner circle" is just a group of friends I hang out with. Like @Alec Benson Leary.

We're still around. But we don't talk about Chris that much. We mostly watch Dr Phil and Maury for our lolcows.
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Whenever I see talk of the Inner Circle, it evokes images of some kind of secretive cabal sat round a big table discussing all the inside Chris knowledge. I always find it kinda funny :lol:
 
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Marvin said:
We're not owners, we're just one of the few groups of people who are successful at trolling Chris. What people perceive as us saying "he's ours, fuck off!" is more us saying "you're all godawful at trolling, stop it".

And when you're not godawful, everyone's happy. Like @Thetan and Catie were independent trolling attempts that actually succeeded and didn't suck.

What people call the "inner circle" is just a group of friends I hang out with. Like @Alec Benson Leary.

We're still around. But we don't talk about Chris that much. We mostly watch Dr Phil and Maury for our lolcows.
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What area is the inner circle from?
 
As others have said, after 7 years, Chris has seen just about every form of trolling, to the point where a successful operation today would have to involve IRL interaction as it's the only way to gain some modicum of Chris' trust.

Even then what is there left to do? The whole sweetheart thing has been beaten to death, we know his dirtiest and darkest secrets, and we have the CWCiki that documents literally every month of his life. Like the old school trolls, watching and information-gathering is probably the best thing to do today, as he's still producing good lulz.

The highlight will be his upcoming court date, as I'm pretty sure they can't postpone it anymore. I'm hoping someone here will step up and provide good coverage as it's probably going to be one of the most significant events of 2015 as far as Christory is concerned.
 
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Tsukiko said:
Whenever I see talk of the Inner Circle, it evokes images of some kind of secretive cabal sat round a big table discussing all the inside Chris knowledge.
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I was always picturing it as more of an Eyes Wide Shut sort of gathering.
 
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lipitor said:
What area is the inner circle from?
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Well, we're mostly internet friends (though we do get together IRL sometimes).
Morbid Boredom said:
Marvin, Kacey and a small number of others have interacted with Chris in person -we can deduce they're from the Chesapeake region. I doubt we'll get more specific answers than that, and we don't really need them.
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From the land of pleasant living...
 
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Marvin said:
From the land of pleasant living...
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Going to call bullshit on that, I was in Chesapeake for a week when I was down for a friends wedding...

TWICE, I had random people offer us hookers while outside my hotel having a smoke with most of the wedding party. Just saying.

Though a couple of the dive bars we went to were pretty awesome.
 
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JSGOTI said:
Going to call bullshit on that, I was in Chesapeake for a week when I was down for a friends wedding...

TWICE, I had random people offer us hookers while outside my hotel having a smoke with most of the wedding party. Just saying.
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lipitor said:
If Christian is so unhappy in Cville (america's happiest region), maybe he should move near you guys..... oh yeah.
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There would be plenty of china available to him then... but a lot of it is black, and not drug or smoke-free
 
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lipitor said:
Lol dude funny, but yea wow.
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Those sad but true realities of the area. Had a guy at the hotel that we had come to dub 'Rimmz' during the week.
Fairly certain it was an ANCIENT, pale-blue oldsmobile with 22-24 inch rims.
Never saw him with the same women more than once, and he would just camp out in that car for most of the afternoon when we were around.
 
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