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What is this typing format, some off-brand iambic pentameter or something? If you were tasked with making up something this stupid you wouldn't be able to.

Peak troon retardation. You are a man, too, nigger. A pretty ugly one, if that one picture is indeed of him. "We are riders" nigger, what?

Powermod Bardfinn, known man, is trying to be sneaky, ripping off lyrics style. He’s trying to be like Terri Nunn, trying to sound like the chorus (near 1:10 in) of this Berlin tune:

Spoiler: Lyrics

"Sex (I'm A...)"

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

Yer the man, Bardfinn. No matter how hard you try to Terri Nunn, ywnbaw. Thou shalt not pass.

 

[Syikeblade]

The logical conclusion to the insanity
of antinationalism, always funny how they want to kill other people first and not themselves.

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[WelperHelper99]

They are copying Musk's charging for former free shit, like API access, but they aren't smart enough to copy the most important step that Musk took first: firing 80% of the useless people to reduce costs.

If anything, bigtech will fire the 10% of useful people they have left and wonder why their product sucks. They aren't sending their brightest, just their most ideologically pure (retarded).

Big tech has been allowed to grow lazy and soft over the years, just like Reddit. They think you NEED the bureaucracy to run a website, instead of just a small team. That's part of the reason there's been so little innovation

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They are copying Musk's charging for former free shit, like API access, but they aren't smart enough to copy the most important step that Musk took first: firing 80% of the useless people to reduce costs.

If anything, bigtech will fire the 10% of useful people they have left and wonder why their product sucks. They aren't sending their brightest, just their most ideologically pure (retarded).

It's not useless positions when their primary purpose is bringing in people to replace Whites. And keeping White women in the workforce in BS Jobs so they waste their prime years instead of starting families.

Big tech has been allowed to grow lazy and soft over the years, just like Reddit. They think you NEED the bureaucracy to run a website, instead of just a small team. That's part of the reason there's been so little innovation

Highly paid bimbos that can lead around (Motivate) their unpaid Jannies to work for them for free.

Pretty genius business model and surprising it lasted as long as it did.

 

[Sand Mega]

The logical conclusion to the insanity
of antinationalism, always funny how they want to kill other people first and not themselves.

Some part of antinatalism, is the philosophical idea that by bringing babies in the world, you are committing the action of "subjecting them to pain" since existence brings natural suffering, another "argument" they use is that babies aren't consenting to be put in this world, thus aren't consenting to their pain. I think a great part of anti natalism is a VERY nihilistic view of the world, it's a very fucked up philosophy, of course these redditors prefer "saving" these babies, probably as a reason to keep living, if not, their own ideology would tell them to kill themselves to no longer endure the "pain of existence".

Nevermind the fact that obviously there is more to life than suffering, and a also that big part of life is overcoming said suffering to achieve happiness, and also that an existence without suffering would have absolutely no meaning, why do you think the comfort and safety of the first world drives many to meaninglessness and depression ?

But of course, this world view doesn't believe that, and avoiding that pain would be better than overcoming it and that it isn't even worth overcoming it.

TLDR; they hate birth because they despise their own lives and everybody's else, they loathe the experience of living in general

 

[Gondolindrim]

Redditor on the left, man who works for a living on the right.
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When that guy got dressed he thought to himself "How can I best convey my quirky personality and that I'm special?"

 

[74164978231]

lmao this janny claims to have banned 55k accounts last year which works out to an average of 150 accounts a day or 6.25 accounts an hour... all for free

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Said they have kids. Imagine your mom or dad devoting more time and attention to randos on the internet than you.

The only reasons why Niggers don't go postal (like this recent shooting in Louisville) is because Niggers by and large aren't gainfully employed.

They go postal all the time. Remember, most mass shootings are done by blacks.

Literally all of the gun subreddits have gone to shit since the last time I've visited them, and It's been like a year and a half. They're now full of trannies and SRA types. The amount of times I've seen the "armed minorities are harder to oppress" meme by troons that argue in favor of gun control 5 minutes later is hilariously high. I don't know if it's interesting enough to post on here, but some of their rigs they show off while bragging about killing chuds are hilariously embarrassing.

Natural outcome of ever increasingly stringent moderation for non left voices.

That's literally a fanfic that's come to life. It's honestly nostalgic.

How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish By BEAN DADDY

Stream How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish By BEAN DADDY by letsreadfanfiction on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com

"Fan fiction"

 

[sum ting wong]

Link (A)

I had to see what the smartest group on the internet had to say about Tucker leaving Fox.

Spoiler: SEETHING, DELUSION, AND HYPOCRISY GALORE

Someone found out that Don Lemon being gay and black doesn't make him a saint.

Someone talking about what I can only assume is Nancy Pelosi's husband being attacked by the definitely for reals trump supporter...

Only Tucker Carlson and Fox news sell outrage. Liberal media doesn't capitalize on fear of black people dying by the millions at the hands of cops, lying about anything and then a month later saying it's actually good that it happens.

Russiagate 2

Rent free.

Changing news anchors is apparently a big thing.

TMI

Someone who thinks being cordial when talking about firing someone is a 'rich people' thing.

Yes it's definitely the Fox news watcher's that are smug and self-righteous.

There are thousands more comments like these, but it was starting to get repetitive.

 

[Gondolindrim]

They're still lying about the Lockdowns.

Privileged Victimhood

Posted in r/Persecutionfetish by u/Biscuitarian23 • 1,549 points and 97 comments

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[Corpun]

Redditor gets downvoted for pointing out how that redditors in general have really fucking strange views on relationship boundaries.

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Which is fucking bizarre because Redditors call anything a red flag when it comes to relationships. Any post that goes like "I (25F) want to go into a ghettoist part of my bughive at 1 AM in the morning to feed homeless people but my (26M) significant other doesn't think that is a good idea."

Is always followed by posts saying how the guy is controlling, abusive, manipulative, basically fucking anything because A) If I support m'lady enough she might send me nudes and B) Women are queens.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Which is fucking bizarre because Redditors call anything a red flag when it comes to relationships. Any post that goes like "I (25F) want to go into a ghettoist part of my bughive at 1 AM in the morning to feed homeless people but my (26M) significant other doesn't think that is a good idea."

Is always followed by posts saying how the guy is controlling, abusive, manipulative, basically fucking anything because A) If I support m'lady enough she might send me nudes and B) Women are queens.

They also think anything more than a one year age gap is straight up rape which is extremely strange and not something I've seen anywhere else irl or online.

Only when the man is older of course, if the woman is ten years older than her partner it's empowering.

 

[Bugman's Burden]

They're still lying about the Lockdowns.

Privileged Victimhood

Posted in r/Persecutionfetish by u/Biscuitarian23 • 1,549 points and 97 comments

old.reddit.com

Seeing liberals downplay the lockdowns never fails to piss me off. Nowadays, they mostly try to distance themselves and quietly forget about that lunacy, but of course on reddit you'll find people stupid and smug enough to try to pull a fast one. Here's some choice posts:

The old, "I didn't even notice the lockdowns because I'm a friendless, childless loser lmao!!":





Fact checkers have shown that locking someone inside and depriving them of their education and livelihood aren't infringing on their rights, you stupid chuds:



And there were no fines for breaking quarantine, nope! All those schools and businesses just closed in lockstep and the police were patrolling the beaches and national parks to not-fine people.



But even if those things were bad, don't you know that a right is something you have to surrender immediately, without question, whenever someone in authority tells you to? And an idiot who thinks Covid was similar to anything that's happened before.



Here's something I haven't seen in a while: somebody who claims all his friends are bedbound munchies who need nurses to wipe their asses now because of Long Covid:



And pro-science redditors aren't the least bit suspicious that the "one million Americans dead from Covid!" number hasn't been updated in years now that the correct puppet is in charge of the show. "One day -- like a miracle -- it'll disappear!" said someone, which appears to have happened by the death counts. They hammer on the '99%' survival rate, when the number is really closer to 99.98% because they're fucking retards who think they're Adam Conover because the first hit on google agrees with them.



And a guy who glibly paints "America First" as pro-Iraq war, when one of its most prominent ideas is an opposition that aspect of the Bush-Cheney neocon project:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

And there were no fines for breaking quarantine, nope! All those schools and businesses just closed in lockstep and the police were patrolling the beaches and national parks to not-fine people.

My province was strict on lockdowns but was good in keeping all the beaches and parks open during that and encouraging people to get exercise and fresh air. The official line was that it was safe outdoors and only really crowded gatherings like concerts were considered to be a transmission risk.

 

[Gondolindrim]

@Bugman's Burden Wow those are some of the most brazen lies I've ever read. And that bit about 99% survival rate bad is particuarly stupid because it's assuming that everyone has an equal chance of death. But if you respond seriously to any of those, guess whose getting banned.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Redditors don't care about epidemiology, they just want to sit on their morbidly obese asses and get fatter. I say this as someone pro-vax. They're making it into a culture war issue so they can feel they are smarter and better than others.

 

[AnOminous]

His suicide is treated as worse than the betrayal in Catholic and Orthodox Tradition, he believed his sins unforgiveable.

It's called the sin of despair, because it is an inverted form of arrogance to assume you are capable of committing a sin beyond the power of God to forgive. That's blasphemous.

 

[DaBigBopper]

It's called the sin of despair, because it is an inverted form of arrogance to assume you are capable of committing a sin beyond the power of God to forgive. That's blasphemous.

Yeah, Catholic and Orthodox have an enormously detailed set of beliefs for why "_____" is bad. You can typically read Augustine, Aquinas, Origen, John Chryostostem and come away with a better idea of why Western Society has these unspoken principles, even if you don't really agree with Christianity.

It's the annoying bit about redditors where they disregard thousands of years of philosophy that is effectively the beating heart of Western Civilization because they're angry their parents took away their gameboy and forced them to sit in Church for maybe two hours on a Sunday.

 

[Monkey Pink]

So I'm a girl that doesn't really do the whole "face full of makeup" thing, but this woman definitely looks way worse to me on the right, her face is highlighted exactly where she's aging and it looks completely artificial and unflattering. I thought it was one of the makeup circlejerk joke subreddits when it popped up on my feed.

 

[fishercat]

So I'm a girl that doesn't really do the whole "face full of makeup" thing, but this woman definitely looks way worse to me on the right, her face is highlighted exactly where she's aging and it looks completely artificial and unflattering. I thought it was one of the makeup circlejerk joke subreddits when it popped up on my feed.

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Oof. All she really needed was some lipstick (or even just lip gloss) and mascara. She doesn't really have anything on her face to cover up like acne. What a waste of effort.

 

[WelperHelper99]

So I'm a girl that doesn't really do the whole "face full of makeup" thing, but this woman definitely looks way worse to me on the right, her face is highlighted exactly where she's aging and it looks completely artificial and unflattering. I thought it was one of the makeup circlejerk joke subreddits when it popped up on my feed.

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My gosh, all those chemicals really do a number. It's almost like all those companies are trying to create a problem and sell a cure