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mmm i love the smell of rage bait in the morning lol @ going on four dates with someone and not clocking them. Fucking 7k comments jesus christ
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In other news I got banned from r/texas for saying trans kids aren't real
 
To put it simply Reddit implemented customizable Neopet Reddit alien avatars that are also like NFTs with limited runs on certain cosmetics. They have no practical use whatsoever as you can always right-click+save as whatever image you find online. I will add the addendum I like paying artists to make them but that doesn't make the idea any less FOMOtarded.
 
mmm i love the smell of rage bait in the morning lol @ going on four dates with someone and not clocking them. Fucking 7k comments jesus christ
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In other news I got banned from r/texas for saying trans kids aren't real
I was surprised to see that the most upvoted comment is actually sensible and says: -

1. Genital preferences are fine.

2. If you don't want to date someone who has extra/different needs, that's fine, and they specifically mentioned troons and gender dysphoria as examples.

3. You can reject anyone for any reason, but try and be cool about it.

They have already deleted their account though, so maybe they got harassed for their comment.
 
Wait, I am not going to waste my time reading back, but did reddit drop awards and add avatars?
They added the NFT avatars some time ago and they're reworking the awards soon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/14ytp7s/reworking_awarding_changes_to_awards_coins_and/
TL;DR: We are reworking how great content and contributions are rewarded on Reddit. As part of this, we made a decision to sunset coins (including Community coins for moderators) and awards (including Medals, Premium Awards, and Community Awards), which also impacts some existing Reddit Premium perks. Starting today, you will no longer be able to purchase new coins, but all awards and existing coins will continue to be available until September 12, 2023.
 
They have already deleted their account though, so maybe they got harassed for their comment.
Epic reddit moment!

I would like to introduce the healthiest redditor (archive)
So takeaways are what we call them in the UK, or as you may call them as takeouts. Anyways I went from Monday to Friday without a takeaway. I also didn't have one yesterday and didn't have one today. I did have Wagamama on Friday. I had ramen from there and then had McDonald's from Just eat. I am permitting myself to having 1 takeaway a week.

Anyway, I am weigh myself every Monday, but I decided to weigh myself on Wednesday or Thursday - I've only lost 1-pound in weight. I know I've been eating a lot of snacky foods like, pringles, some chocolates, crisps (chips), and other things that aren't online food delivery services. But I seriously thought I would have lost more than a pound.

The thing is I know I've done so well without ordering food online (expect for Friday) and I still don't feel proud of myself. If anything, I feel like a failure because I've only lost one pound. I should have lost at least 4-pounds, right?

I have a psychologist and he's going to hopefully be referring me to a specialist inpatient place for autistic people (I have autism). They deal with people on the spectrum and their mental health issues alongside their physical health. I've been wanting to get referred there for ages, but my mental health team thought they could help me, but I guess now they realise they can't. (I really hope I haven't jinxed anything by saying that I am going to be referred to a specialist. I have OCD and worry about things a lot).

I think I've said this before, but I feel like I am destined to be morbidly obese forever. I am not allowed to have a good life my brain tells me, I'm not allowed to be free of all this. I know I have depression, everything I do is either not worth it or if I do it, it fails. I just feel like giving up right now and eating a massive takeaway because I know tomorrow the scales will say I've lost either 1-pound, remained the same, or even gained. I know a loss is a loss when it comes to being SMO, but I honestly expected more of myself.

I actually lost weight many years ago by the means of basically starving myself. Everyone says, "but (my real name), you lost weight 8-years ago, why can't you do it now?" BECAUSE THINGS FUCKING CHANGE AND I'M NOT THE PERSON I USED TO BE!

Just feeling really hungry, depressed and quite frankly like a failure. :'(
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Shockingly the top 2 comments are actually good advice: COUNT YOUR FUCKING CALORIES YOU HAMBEAST
Can autistic people be obese/fat?
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How is this even a question? How dumb is this person? I should invite them here so they can see all the obese autists on kiwi farms and feel like she has a true community.
 
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What is a growing season? Why can't I farm avocados in New York? Just put seeds in ground and water, duh.
I want to see the chucklefucks in car hate reddits try to operate farm tractors.
The nignogs working the Rhodesian farmland stolen by Mugabe would probably do a better job of growing food than a bunch of Reddiors.
 
r/nyc having their daily spergout over how they're clearly under constant brigade by far-right Nazis, because no one within 50 miles of city limits is politically to the right of AOC (PBUH). I swear that everyone on that sub is a transplant trying to convince everyone else they're a "real new yorker" by talking about how cool they'd be with it if a bum took a shit in their mailbox.
It's pretty funny how you can use this as a barometer though.

/r/Portland has a ton of complaints about the homeless population and if Redditors talk about it and get upvoted you know that shit must be bad.
 
If you're going to harbor Perverse Sexual Lust, then for the love of God pick somebody better than Rick fucking Sanchez. Goddamn pseuds.
If you're going to sexualize Rick, you shouldn't spend all your time and money on a giant 1:1 plush; it'd be much cheaper and easier to just buy a cucumber, doll it up Mr Potato Head-style and help him turn into a pickle :tomgirl:
 
It's pretty funny how you can use this as a barometer though.

/r/Portland has a ton of complaints about the homeless population and if Redditors talk about it and get upvoted you know that shit must be bad.
For sure. I've noticed the comments sections becoming a lot more balanced since the 'rona. In 2019 if someone complained about a homeless guy having a psychotic episode on the train they would've been downvoted and dogpiled to shit, been accused of being some MAGA chud flyover troll, that that stuff doesn't happen, and if it happens it's fine and a regular part of living in an urban metropolis. As if the average NYC resident would be okay with some cracked out bum punching people in the face on the train.

Hey, now that I've put it like that, it sounds like gaslighting. How many incels and trannies are on Reddit again?
 
fuck it imma post again because I have no life today apparently

Twohottakes is a sub I've seen in my feed frequently lately not entirely sure what the purpose is
This is a good one though a totally real bisexual native american learns that white man doesn't give a shit about her her ancestors would be proud
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The whole "Preserving Indian Reservations is a 100% sacred left-wing value you HAVE to defend" thing is weird. Like, there's definitely a Marxist perspective that views the entire existence of Indian reservations as a perverse and unintentionally cruel side-effect of bourgeois romanticism, trapping Indians and their culture in the amber of unbreakable rural poverty so that they can LARP at continuing the traditions of their ancestors to no actual benefit to themselves. And while I'm loathe to give commies credit, they do have a point here! The reservations are corrupt and awful and misguided and immiserating! Sure, there are a lot of defenses one could make of the rez system (beginning with the quite persuasive "yeah, it's a shitty system, but i don't trust any attempt to dismantle it to not be so wholly coopted by outside interests that it actually makes things worse, lmao"), but my point is that the rights & wrongs of the rez system is a complicated and thorny issue that is a bizarre thing to make a sacred cow of. Even within the world of perpetual leftist moral grandstanding and infighting.

Genuinely glad I'm a hwhite man and don't really need a definite opinion about it.
 
Genuinely glad I'm a hwhite man and don't really need a definite opinion about it.
I am too. But wait there's a part two to this thrilling tale this is kind of a boring update but oh well
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Since I'm already posting here's another fun one. I don't remember if I have posted part one of this story yet but imma post it again anyway if I have
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pt2
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Will this person be an asshole if they don't donate a kidney to their abusive ex husband?
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This soyboy finally managed to get his wife pregnant somehow (it wasn't the black bull honestly) and just couldn't help owning their antivax parents
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This one is my personal favorite
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It seems hypocritical that these are the same people who claimed you were killing immune-compromised people by not wearing a mask, getting vaxed etc. during the pandemic. You never know, the asshole might be getting a meal for their sweet grandma who has cancer and your germs just killed her.
Place I worked during my college years fired someone for fucking with a customers food. He was also prosecuted for it, and no one really wanted to stick up for him, as its someones food he is fucking with. They are pretty strict in most nations with fucking with food, only the gov is allowed to put fucking AIDs in my food.
 
Redditor-kun fails to realize that you can do all the google searches in the world, but you can still not know a damn thing about farming because you haven't actually put your hands on any crops or had any prior hands-on experience.
It’s not like there are entire universities that are/were agricultural schools almost exclusively. Entire bodies of academia devoted to it, but yeah Redditors would just dig a hole and magically grow something I’m sure.
He was back at work within 3 years.
Was he broke as fuck afterwards?
Hey, now that I've put it like that, it sounds like gaslighting. How many incels and trannies are on Reddit again?
Take the entire number of users signed up to Reddit and divide by one to get your answer.
 
This soyboy finally managed to get his wife pregnant somehow (it wasn't the black bull honestly) and just couldn't help owning their antivax parents
God. I'm a literal re-tard and even I understand the concept of variables and aggregate effects. This is the equivalent of "proving" that smoking doesn't cause lung cancer because you personally don't have lung cancer at the moment. Gotta love one of the replies talking about how his wife had multiple miscarriages past 12 weeks but she's pregnant again so that proves the vax is safe.
 
I am too. But wait there's a part two to this thrilling tale this is kind of a boring update but oh well
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Since I'm already posting here's another fun one. I don't remember if I have posted part one of this story yet but imma post it again anyway if I have
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Will this person be an asshole if they don't donate a kidney to their abusive ex husband?
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This soyboy finally managed to get his wife pregnant somehow (it wasn't the black bull honestly) and just couldn't help owning their antivax parents
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This one is my personal favorite
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My bet on the squaw is that she's like 1/64th injun and makes a big deal out of it, i refuse to believe honest injuns post on reddit, they'd be drunk on mouthwash at 9AM instead.
Second story is great, too. Whore gets called out doing whorish things, (judging by the edits not only by her boyfriend but also, surprisingly, by redditors), breaks off with boyfriend to continue being whorish because she can't face that she is, in fact, a whore. So predictable. I like how the bf went almost full Saint Mel on her ass.
 
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