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God I feel bad for this dude. Shes not asexual she just doesn't want to fuck him. Saying she's asexual is just her way of saying she's not attracted to him. I'm guessing she's looking for a new guy and then she'll leave this poor dude.
Sounds to me she already found a new guy and is already fucking him behind OP's back. This is also one of the very few reddit posts i've seen in this thread that might not actually is pure fiction.
 
How Reddit thinks special operations forces look.
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How actual SOF Operators looked during the peak of the Global War on Terror

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I was locked in a ship with MARSOC for 9 months. Yes, they're all meatheads. Giga ultra mega chad meatheads. They're fucking insufferable but they do their job well enough so who am I to judge?
 
Complete detachment from reality. Just totally gone. This is what happens when you ban moderates and other people who aren't 100% indoctrinated.
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Encouraging Predditors and trannies to turn on and launch cyber attacks against globohomo Big Tech is a move Sun Tzu would approve of.
 
Sounds to me she already found a new guy and is already fucking him behind OP's back. This is also one of the very few reddit posts i've seen in this thread that might not actually is pure fiction.
Nah, the young'uns are rediscovering asexuality brainworms:
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(Almost all these people are autistic or on SSRIs or both)
 
Nah, the young'uns are rediscovering asexuality brainworms:
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(Almost all these people are autistic or on SSRIs or both)
I feel like I've been sent back in time to where the Tumblr subforum existed here. Orchidsexual? Cupiosexual?

And I thought "demisexual" was the most idiotic thing that these people could have came up with.
 
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Is there a sport other than American football where a halfback is a position? Halfbacks are supposed to be pretty big because they're a jack of all trades position. Sometimes they're a running back, sometimes they're a pass option, and other times they have to block the 300 pound dudes from smashing your quarterback.

Also I think this guy really underestimates the amount of bullets that are fired in wartime. The overwhelming majority hit absolutely nobody and being 15% smaller in terms of exposed surface area really isn't going to do shit in a warzone. I'm assuming this person operates under the assumption that every shot is some dice roll like Xcom or DnD or some shit. You're far better off being fit enough to carry your entire kit all day without being fatigued because you're a twig boy
 
Is there a sport other than American football where a halfback is a position? Halfbacks are supposed to be pretty big because they're a jack of all trades position. Sometimes they're a running back, sometimes they're a pass option, and other times they have to block the 300 pound dudes from smashing your quarterback.

Also I think this guy really underestimates the amount of bullets that are fired in wartime. The overwhelming majority hit absolutely nobody and being 15% smaller in terms of exposed surface area really isn't going to do shit in a warzone. I'm assuming this person operates under the assumption that every shot is some dice roll like Xcom or DnD or some shit. You're far better off being fit enough to carry your entire kit all day without being fatigued because you're a twig boy
Not only that but any time you'd get hit by a bullet that would miss you if you were thinner, it would always be a glancing blow. While not a minor wound, it's not much of an added risk compared to the risk of coming into CQC as a stick figure.
 
Not only that but any time you'd get hit by a bullet that would miss you if you were thinner, it would always be a glancing blow. While not a minor wound, it's not much of an added risk compared to the risk of coming into CQC as a stick figure.
It's barely even worth taking this manlet's argument seriously. It is obvious hungry skelly cope.
 
There isn't a "this story happened to me" subreddit left that isn't the most obvious, purestrain creative writing here in 2023.

There's 10+ stories per day on the front page about cartoon villain men, bosses, in-laws etc. that feature every hive-mind talking point ("my husband laughed at my rape tonight, he's a MAGA-supporting Andrew-Tate-fan Joe-Rogan-watching anti-vaxxer who hates cats and won't watch the new Barbie movie with me, what do you think reddit?") but still get voted to the sky because reddit's community of shut-in ideologues genuinely think this is how people are IRL.
Why do people lump Joe Rogan in with unironic Neo Nazis like Andrew Anglin? Rogan is a dude weed lmao center left lolbert type who thinks if he consumes enough DMT he can communicate with the spirit world.

The only thing I can think of is he's a self described anti vaxxer but plenty of liberals are as well so what gives?
 
Why do people lump Joe Rogan in with unironic Neo Nazis like Andrew Anglin? Rogan is a dude weed lmao center left lolbert type who thinks if he consumes enough DMT he can communicate with the spirit world.
Because they're literally incapable of seeing the difference. That is how insane they are.
 
Because they're literally incapable of seeing the difference. That is how insane they are.
When the government-led smear campaign kicked off during Covid, plenty of normies bought into the claim he’s a conspiracy theorist and purveyor of dis and misinformation. Where in reality he’s a dude weed lmao guy who enjoys talking to weirdos with interesting stories.
 
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