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[Verdigris]

Wait, is this guy talking about a pooner or about a troon?

Hope he isn't talking about poon dick, doubt a phalloplasty would hold under that amount of stress.

 

[indomitable snowman]

For people who are for democracy they sure don't like it when people have different opinions.

"Our Democracy" really just means "our uniparty hegemony"

r/CalamariRaceTeam was a forum for dickheads to post wheelies on sports bikes but has become totally diseased.
u/itscoldoutsideyeah has been paying 5 bucks for photos of riders in their leather one piece suits.
Now he has lashed out to buy himself an expensive used Dainese racesuit to defile. He posted the result of him showing off in his gooncave.
This was too much for the mods and he was banned for a month .
Naturally the faggots of CRT have protested and have even set up a GoFundMe to have the onanist reinstated.

TL;DR, Faggots with a biker/leather/motorcycle fetish?


What's the deal with every political post saying trump's father is disappointed in him, he has a poopy diaper, or he killed ivana or some shit.
It's just bizarre (Yes I know they are astroturfed kamala shills, but still where is this coming from)

 

[Metamorpho]

Asmongold created a new video complaining about being cancelled for the ten billionth time, however, this time, he did something really funny. The good part starts at 0:45

So 90% of the threads created on Reddit about Asmongold are made by a single guy who's only other presence on the site is reposting futa and loli hentai. Reddit is a fascinating place.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Another reminder that Reddit sucks. It always has sucked, and it always will suck.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

"Our Democracy" really just means "our uniparty hegemony"

The "our" in "our democracy" is an exclusive possessive, as in "ours, and not yours." Lenin wrote about this. ("State and Revolution," 1917) There's a reason why it's a joke that every oppressive totalitarian communist dictatorship is named something like "the Free Liberated People's Democratic Republic." Democracy, you see, is great - so long as the electorate doesn't have False Consciousness (a "bourgeois democracy"). What is False Consciousness? You see, Capitalists have constructed a vision of the world that infects your mind and prevents you from realizing that Revolution is not only possible, but inevitable. Communists would LOVE for you to vote - but if you don't vote for a communist dictator, then it's not really your vote, it's the Capitalists voting through you because they've infected you with False Consciousness. Communism is so eternally and self-evidently true, that the only reason someone wouldn't vote for the "the solution to the problem of history, that knows itself to be that solution" (Marx, "Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts," 1844) is because you've been brainwashed. After all, to quote Mao Zedong, "to not have correct political opinions is to not have a soul" ("On the Correct Handling of Contradictions Among the People," 1957)

In short, you should vote - but not voting for us is indicative of a sickness in the society that must be excised.

(this is what communists actually believe)

 

[Tingle]

Another reminder that Reddit sucks. It always has sucked, and it always will suck.

My fondest memory of reddit will always be them getting blown out of the water by a team of amateur retards from /v/ in Tribes: Ascend.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

My fondest memory of reddit will always be them getting blown out of the water by a team of amateur retards from /v/ in Tribes: Ascend.

My fondest memory is when r/drama proved most of the posters on r/teenagers are pedos.

 

[glue eater]

I genuinely don't even know if this is a terrific troll from a sophisticated oldfag or a real retard.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Every once in a blue moon, I love visiting my favorite spot on Reddit. My personal subreddit lolcow- ZeroCovidCommunities. And what do the loonies have in store for us today? Halloween activism!
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But I’m sure she’s just a lovely lady who wants to stay healthy—not someone trying to impose her views on random kids asking for candy. Right? Well..
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Imagine having your kid come back home with a mask and a "Long covid in kid" pamphlet
And as if that wasn't everything...
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And to think people thought the 'Halloween is a satanic practice!' loonies were crazy!

Redditors not trying to appear insane challenge (impossible). She's also not wearing the Pali shawl correctly, zero covid and zero effort. As always. "Bonus points for the keffiyeh", imagine typing that out in earnesty.

bitch has noassatall

You weren't kidding, that's almost negative levels of ass.

Some related stuff from rdrama, dramatard pays heady janny Bardfinn a visit for halloween

https://rdrama.net/post/312803/i-was-face-to-face-with

https://archive.is/83hJb

Spoiler: lmao

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Severely underrated post, this shit is glorious. "I Zyzz posed" "Here's a picture of my shadow to show how jacked i am", absolute rib-shatterer

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

"Bonus points for the keffiyeh", imagine typing that out in earnesty.

I know they all had to check the spelling letter after letter before clicking "Reply"

 

[peepooman]

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I genuinely don't even know if this is a terrific troll from a sophisticated oldfag or a real retard.

God, I wish I knew enough photoshop to put a Trump shirt on him instead and I'd post it to r/beholdthemasterrace.

 

[Radola Gajda]

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I genuinely don't even know if this is a terrific troll from a sophisticated oldfag or a real retard.

Wrong side of history lol lmao even . Imagine carring so much about what people living centuries in the future might think.
1) You would be lucky if your own descendants know even such basic thing as your name in year 2240
2)what is right/moral thing now will not be in future.
3) first thing you should learn from history is that we dont live in fairy tale everything is more complex than simplistic good vs bad

 

[Rick The Stick]

Those into wrestling should look at the squaredcircle and scjerk subs. The mods, especially at scjerk, are peak lunatics

They're both the same faggoty, nigger loving, tranny supporting retards. The only difference is the jerk sub is allowed to make fun of aew. That's the only difference.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Abortion is very complex issue that many Americans have strong views on. Such as dead babies are fucking hilarious but no one wants to give women any more rights. It's quite the conundrum

I want an IRL shitposter candidate to take up an abortion-related issue like "Guns have more rights than a woman", and follow through with proposed changes to bring up to parity:
- Like guns, women should not be brought to sporting events
- Like guns, women should not be be able to vote
- Like guns, women should be able to be bought and sold as property

And why go through a messy divorce when you can just get rid of a problematic woman in a government woman buyback program?

 

[AnOminous]

I genuinely don't even know if this is a terrific troll from a sophisticated oldfag or a real retard.

The shape of that begunted weirdo is so bizarre and butternut squash shaped it almost looks fake.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I want an IRL shitposter candidate to take up an abortion-related issue like "Guns have more rights than a woman", and follow through with proposed changes to bring up to parity:
- Like guns, women should not be brought to sporting events
- Like guns, women should not be be able to vote
- Like guns, women should be able to be bought and sold as property

And why go through a messy divorce when you can just get rid of a problematic woman in a government woman buyback program?

Giving up gun rights to take away women rights? You have a deal.

 

[Drama Fan]

From the RedditLies twitter. Remember to avoid far right webzones like reddit.com. CNN told me so!

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I present to you 4avery sad accounts

https://old.reddit.com/user/DrMantis_Tob0ggan_MD/submitted/

By the comments are hilarious

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

From the RedditLies twitter. Remember to avoid far right webzones like reddit.com. CNN told me so!
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reddit is ultra right wing? what fucking planet are these people on?

thread tax from /r/politics, because this was so funny i actually laughed out loud.

look at these terrible alt-right nazis. definitely not libs sweating because even they can see the writing on the wall.


it's okay though everyone, the kamalasisters are manifesting that positive energy for their girl.


not sure if i'd call this astroturfing, at least then the attempt is to be subtle that you're pretending to be something you're not.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Wrong side of history lol lmao even . Imagine carring so much about what people living centuries in the future might think.

The people who dismiss traditions as "peer pressure from dead people" are experiencing peer pressure from people who haven't even been born yet.