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The Jewel of the Nile said:
That's simple- we don't sit down to pee. It's an easy way to catch a nasty infection. So we hover, ski jumping style
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Bring this next time.
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
It's an easy way to catch a nasty infection.
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I don't understand the mechanics of this. When I have to sit down for a deuce it's not like I'm rubbing my junk all over the seat. How does sitting make you susceptible to an infection? Are your toilets just that nasty? What about when you gotta drop one?
 
Gondolindrim said:
r/blackpeopletwitter is reacting to SCOTUS looking into protections for black voters
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Comments are predictably seething
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Saying this in the least racist, non-partisan way possible, literally nobody benefits from supporting black people. Nobody.
Black people should thank God that there are so many cucks out there running interference for nigger behavior because everybody knows if even 10% of the shit niggers are doing was factually reported, shit would get real bad for them real fast.
Gondolindrim said:
Libertarians
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The problem a lot of libertarians run in to is that way too many of them cuck out to the broad idealized version of "freedom" where the rule of thumb is "Don't force your morals or beliefs on me and I won't force my morals or beliefs on you".

Ideally this would lead to the whole "I don't care what 2 consenting adults do behind closed doors" situation where everyone keeps their bullshit to themselves.
The reality though is that most degenerates and communists will take that standard and push it to it's logical extreme where them "existing" entails openly dressing in fetish gear and calling you a bigot for not enthusiastically allowing your children to stare at their bulge.
 
Preacher ✝ said:
I don't understand the mechanics of this. When I have to sit down for a deuce it's not like I'm rubbing my junk all over the seat. How does sitting make you susceptible to an infection? Are your toilets just that nasty? What about when you gotta drop one?
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The most important difference between men and women is the length of their urethras. Women have significantly shorter ones and that alone makes them more susceptible to catching UTIs. The placement relative to the pubic bone and anus is also different than that of men
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
The most important difference between men and women is the length of their urethras. Women have significantly shorter ones and that alone makes them more susceptible to catching UTIs. The placement relative to the pubic bone and anus is also different than that of men
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I'm familiar with the anatomy, I just dont understand the mechanics. Are you rubbing it on the seat? If so, why?
 
Gondolindrim said:
I bet good money these people won't even feel the effects of this despite crying about how it's over.
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the reason I cannot engage with the politics of my own country at all any more is because of people like this. It genuinely makes me incredibly MATI at this point when I see shitlib discourse because it’s even more divorced from reality than most conservative circlejerks. It’s gone far beyond the same level of batshit fear mongering as when people in 2008 genuinely believed Obama was going to turn the entire country into the USSR in 2 years. See you in 2028 when nothing has changed and we’ve been 6 months away from Blumph killing the hecking Our Democracy and creating Nazi Germany (for 12 years running).

When you look at the actual issues they’re far, FAR different from what these people are whining about. The concern for them isn’t the fact that most young Americans will never own a home or the fact that we now have significantly worse standards of living than our parents and grandparents, it’s BLUMPH!!!! ORANGE CHEETO BLUMPFLER MUSSOLINI BLUMPH!!!! Never mind that all of these people are owned by the same masters, have the same end goals, and all hate you, the enemy is Blumphler. It’s just so fucking exhausting.
Nothing ever happens.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
My fellow Kiwis, behold a level of cuck previously believed to be impossible.

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Buddy got cucked by his fleshlight, lol. I do think that is a shitpost, but there are unironic cucks all over Reddit that are even worse than parody. Reddit and cuckholdry are basically one and the same at this point, especially when it comes to the jannies. They get really aggressive and defensive about it if anyone makes fun of them.
 
Ed Special said:
Men's restrooms have the absolute worst messes, but are on average cleaner, typically having less blood (understandable) and piss (less so) on the floor. Women's rooms were grosser 49 times out of 50 when I was still cleaning them, but they never had gay male prostitutes' phone numbers written on the stall walls in their own feces, for example.

On that note, can femkiwis please explain to me how the fuck y'all manage miss when y'all sit down to pee? I genuinely still can't figure out how the fuck there was always so much fucking PISS on every surface in the women's restrooms when I had to clean them at closing. Does the entire "fairer" sex just have a piss play kink or something?
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If we don't talk about the flying piss debate it's simply the "I sit too close on the front" case. And for why don't they wipe after... I honestly don't know, I would feel ashamed to let the toilet dirtier than before I used it. My best guess is there's a certain sub-type of filthy chicks who make it worse for everyone else and there is no fucking way I'll wipe someone else's piss. You can bet they are the same women with a stove looking like WWII happened in the kitchen :c
 
A Bit Concerning said:
the reason I cannot engage with the politics of my own country at all any more is because of people like this. It genuinely makes me incredibly MATI at this point when I see shitlib discourse because it’s even more divorced from reality than most conservative circlejerks.
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People can say what they want about the right wing, but Reddit is full of people who unironically support trooning out children, troons in womens sports, and believe that deporting illegal immigrants is facism.
 
Jhonson the Two said:
If we don't talk about the flying piss debate it's simply the "I sit too close on the front" case. And for why don't they wipe after... I honestly don't know, I would feel ashamed to let the toilet dirtier than before I used it. My best guess is there's a certain sub-type of filthy chicks who make it worse for everyone else and there is no fucking way I'll wipe someone else's piss. You can bet they are the same women with a stove looking like WWII happened in the kitchen :c
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I hope it’s because children typically use the women’s restroom.
 
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