Mystery Spy
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 25, 2024
I just hope that soon either:
- Reddit gets bought out by a random chinese or saudi megacorp and deletes everything ever to make it sanitized, or just shuts down the site and use it for AI data analysis (Bad ending, the Skynet that kills us will be partially trained on REDDIT.)
- A inept redditor who finds himself into the job position of the TI staff at HQ somehow crashes the servers so bad that there's no backup
- Reddit goes bankrup for real and no one can save or buy out the server data to keep it running in some alternative stance like some blsky relict
- Telegram channels or old school forums resurging finally trash it into oblivion like it's been happening for some of the more either politically incorrect or piracy adjacent stuff.
- Some nutcase iranian or schizophrenic vet pulls a Johhny silverhand on the Reddit HQ main lobby.
As much as I hate reddit, If Reddit was gone they would just spread their cancer elsewhere or to whatever place replaces it.
Personally I think the solution isn't to destroy Reddit, but mock reddditors, and specially mods.
They shouldn't ever feel safe or untouchable. Them being laughed at and ridiculed should be the norm not the exception. If anything they should be phonebooked more often not less.

