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I had a problem with an electronic device I bought, that started failing literally months after warranty. I thought I would try to reach out to support anyway but it turns out the only real way to reach a real support agent is to post on their fucking subreddit. So I hold my nose and create an account just to post a review and ask for help. Over the course of 20 hours there were twenty comments and 95% of them were "I don't have this problem, I love my device, you must be lying!" Only to get a janny message saying "New account, rage bait posts, and 0 karma. I'm removing this because its just astroturfing." The only comment that was different was some guy responding with "You would have better sympathy posting in r/deviceUncensored"

I always knew that place was a shithole but seeing the actual corporate astroturfing and consumer worship is something else entirely. Now I have a $700 brick and can't even warn others to not waste their hard earned money because I don't post enough on r/Dogs or some shit.
 
I had a problem with an electronic device I bought, that started failing literally months after warranty. I thought I would try to reach out to support anyway but it turns out the only real way to reach a real support agent is to post on their fucking subreddit. So I hold my nose and create an account just to post a review and ask for help. Over the course of 20 hours there were twenty comments and 95% of them were "I don't have this problem, I love my device, you must be lying!" Only to get a janny message saying "New account, rage bait posts, and 0 karma. I'm removing this because its just astroturfing." The only comment that was different was some guy responding with "You would have better sympathy posting in r/deviceUncensored"

I always knew that place was a shithole but seeing the actual corporate astroturfing and consumer worship is something else entirely. Now I have a $700 brick and can't even warn others to not waste their hard earned money because I don't post enough on r/Dogs or some shit.
The problem is that you were using Reddit to begin with.
 
Only tangentially related to Reddit, but I saw an ad on their mobile app about avoiding gift card scams.

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The thing that everybody on earth associates with Indians is, of course, portrayed as a white guy trying to scam a wholesome black man who ain't got time f'dat.

They really can't help themselves, can they?
 
Only tangentially related to Reddit, but I saw an ad on their mobile app about avoiding gift card scams.

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The thing that everybody on earth associates with Indians is, of course, portrayed as a white guy trying to scam a wholesome black man who ain't got time f'dat.

They really can't help themselves, can they?
At least it's a crime that's in the realm of possibility for a white guy to commit.

Unlike all those anti sexism PSAs where the wholesomechungus buff chad black dude calls out the nerdy white guy for being too sexually aggressive and lecturers him on consent.

Something which I'm fairly certain has never happened in the entirety of recorded human history.
 

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2000 upvotes btw, just to give some context Argentina poverty rate was 52% when Milei got in power, two years later it's 28%, if you read the comments it's all redditors confirming each other cognitive bias without giving any data to support the idea that the rightoids are destroying the economy.

I found one chain of comments where the anti-Milei talking points get destroyed, but the upvotes are nothing close to the 2000 upvotes the anti-Milei comments have.

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OP's almost certainly a liar, but this is telling.
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Assuming OP is a woman and her ex is a man, "go buy a gun" is the most sound advice for this situation entirely. This really isn't even a legal advice situation though tbh.

Sure, she could file for a restraining order but a piece of paper isn't gonna stop a guy from raping you and slitting your throat. OP could also pray that the ex somehow doesn't find them. Could pray that when he starts kicking down the door, the cops show up in time. No guarantees the police get to you before he's done smashing your door in either. On the contrary, it's quite hard to kill someone if you already have weeping chest wounds so buying a gun, if you're truly afraid for your life in this scenario is the best advice.

Not an expert but if someone has stated intent to kill you and shows up to your place of residence to do so, no charges in the world will stick on you. Unless you live in one of those faggot "duty to retreat" states maybe.
 
This was a pretty good video. I hadn't considered how Reddit with its prevalence and selling its left-leaning echo chamber data affects the training of AI models.
Also, holy fuck the tonal whiplash at around 25:50 going from "the fox girl killed herself because of targeted harassment from Reddit, very big sad :(" immediately to "GET SOME FREE EASY MONEY FROM CHIME WITH MY CODE 'IAMAFAG' :)".
 
From the goldmine of r/smalldickproblems:
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I had an online friend that I talked to pretty often. We ended up in this limbo between relationship and friendship. We would show each other NSFW stuff but we never did anything physical. I showed them some photos of my penis and they liked them. They said I was hot, that they would enjoy being in bed with me. It made me feel a decent bit better about my size. A little while later, they confided in me that the reason they thought I was hot was because they’re a pedophile and I have a child’s penis. For as long as I live, this series of events is going to color my perception of myself. I’m never going to forget this.
I swear to GodBear himself that if this happened to me I would take that nigga out then myself. That's one of those "Can't go on the same"s, I'd say.
 
That would immediately plunge the US into social unrest, destroy the economy and cause prices of consumer goods and fuel to spike far more than what the tariffs did. This dipshit wants to “abolish plastic”. And with all those migrants flooding in, the money to fund all this free stuff would dry up in weeks.

These are the people who think Mark Carney and Kier Starmer are right wing, by the way.
 
"Donald Trump is Hitler KKK 2.0 and rounding up Mexicans to rape and murder BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GET A GUN FOR SELF PROTECTION OKAY YOU FUCKING NAZI?!"
What's really funny are the "alternatives" they give instead of buying a gun
From the goldmine of r/smalldickproblems:
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I had an online friend that I talked to pretty often. We ended up in this limbo between relationship and friendship. We would show each other NSFW stuff but we never did anything physical. I showed them some photos of my penis and they liked them. They said I was hot, that they would enjoy being in bed with me. It made me feel a decent bit better about my size. A little while later, they confided in me that the reason they thought I was hot was because they’re a pedophile and I have a child’s penis. For as long as I live, this series of events is going to color my perception of myself. I’m never going to forget this.
Bruh
 
I genuinely do not understand the progressive left's chronic simping for Islam.

Remember when Jesus raped and impregnated a 9 year old and instructed all Christians to slaughter the non believers?

Oh wait
It’s simple, Christianity is associated with white people, so it’s le bad.
Muslims are brown so Islam is le good.
Doesn’t matter to redditors beyond online signaling though, as they all believe in Soyence!
 
Redditard sees WW2 nazi hat for sale among other historical collectibles. Refuses to talk to the vendor and leaves immediately because she "felt very unsafe". Then immediately reports him to the administration and accuses the vendor of being a nazi on Reddit. Accuses a random commenter who disagrees with her of being a nazi for having historical items despite the commenter's parents being tortured by the nazis.
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OP is a black sugarbaby (fake hooker) with massive stretched ears who organizes memorials for the victims of ICE in her spare time. OP is a self-admitted hypersexual but before she sleeps with a man (who's paying her) you best believe she makes sure he is anti-racist and antifascist. God forbid she accidentally fucks a Trump supporter.
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EDIT: Forgot to add: she's Canadian. Neither Trump nor ICE affect her.
 

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