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Yangon said:
That was kind of my point, though. Casual sex seems like the same dinner every night to me. You go to a party, get drunk, suck some guy off and he fucks you from behind or something. If you have random sex with a different guy 3 times a week, I don't really think there's any room for sexual exploration, trying out new things, etc. Like, they never fuck a guy, it feels good and then want to fuck him again in different positions or something?
What's better, the same dinner every night cooked with different kitchenware, or different meals every night cooked with the same kitchenware?


That too, I mean there are probably legions of horny men desperate to fuck, but I imagine those women have some standards and won't fuck any random creep. 3 different men every week just blows my mind.


What kind of psycho keeps a spreadsheet with names of all their lays? And then brags about it on Reddit? This reads like some frat dudebros bragging about how many chicks they scored. I guess women and men are not that different after all.
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The real question should have been how much good sex did you have in College. If you're shitty drunk and just looking to smash, the chances of having an actually pleasurable experience diminishes considerably.

Who'd want to fuck college guys anyway lmao. The lads at my uni were all incapable of tidying up or cleaning anything, owned maybe 1 pillow and 1 duvet without a cover, drank like stella was going out of fashion and had either no self esteem or an overblown image of their own attractiveness- probably on account of all the desperate slags trying to fuck 3 guys a week.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Nobody but me's going to do the math to figure out that if each guy only comes about a tablespoon, she spent her four years at college swallowing a gallon and a half of man chowder.
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Only a tablespoon?? Jesus, no. Normal ejaculation volume is 2-5ml, or between 1/10 and 1/3 of an imperial tablespoon.

So nowhere near a gallon and a half I'm afraid, but enough semen to fill at least 2 yard glasses, and as many as 6. 1-2 yard glasses.

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@Drive-by punster you're right, thanks. It's 1200-3000ml, so 1.2-3 litres. How embarrassing to mess up a simple jizz volume calculation.
 
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
Only a tablespoon?? Jesus, no. Normal ejaculation volume is 2-5ml, or between 1/10 and 1/3 of an imperial tablespoon.

So nowhere near a gallon and a half I'm afraid, but enough semen to fill at least 2 yard glasses, and as many as 6.

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Wouldn't 6 yards of beer (assuming 1.4L per yard glass) come out to over two gallons?
 
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
Only a tablespoon?? Jesus, no. Normal ejaculation volume is 2-5ml, or between 1/10 and 1/3 of an imperial tablespoon.

So nowhere near a gallon and a half I'm afraid, but enough semen to fill at least 2 yard glasses, and as many as 6. 1-2 yard glasses.

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@Drive-by punster you're right, thanks. It's 1200-3000ml, so 1.2-3 litres. How embarrassing to mess up a simple jizz volume calculation.
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The average ejaculation volume is 3.4ml and she gave oral to over 350 people, 3.4ml*350=1190ml=1.19l
Therefore, she consumed an amount of semen higher than about 1.19l.
You were almost correct.
 
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Adam The Ticket Seller said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/hx3gcy/republican_in_the_hospital_with_covid19_after/ (archive)
This has to do with religion because?
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/hwwylp/a_trans_pastor_came_out_to_her_congregation_in_a/ (archive)
Compromised by troons :story:
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What's the point of troons trying to get into religion? They'll never get accepted by the majority of religious people anyways. Whether its old boomers or zoomer TradCaths. No matter the generation or demographic they'll not fit in.

It's an absolutely pointless thing.

Most troons are Atheists or some sort of lame version of Neopaganism (not the cool Varg kind where you can burn churches and play Black Metal, its the hippie nature kind that celebrates the troon goddesses or whatever) so they probably won't get accepted by most troons either. Especially considering how many end up becoming AnComs or Tankies who'd love to throw a fit every time sometime types in the word God with the capitalization on.
 
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KiwiJoe said:
What's the point of troons trying to get into religion? They'll never get accepted by the majority of religious people anyways. Whether its old boomers or zoomer TradCaths. No matter the generation or demographic they'll not fit in.

It's an absolutely pointless thing.

Most troons are Atheists or some sort of lame version of Neopaganism (not the cool Varg kind where you can burn churches and play Black Metal, its the hippie nature kind that celebrates the troon goddesses or whatever) so they probably won't get accepted by most troons either. Especially considering how many end up becoming AnComs or Tankies who'd love to throw a fit every time sometime types in the word God with the capitalization on.
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I think hinduism and some forms of Islam allow it. But hinduism is a blood religion, I don't think you can just join like you can with Islam
 
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KingCoelacanth said:
I think hinduism and some forms of Islam allow it. But hinduism is a blood religion, I don't think you can just join like you can with Islam
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Hinduism doesn't really have conversion. You just perform it. It's not even a unified religion since it's a confluence of a hundred thousand folk deities and local beliefs who barely agree on anything.
 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...ou_wont_figure_out_who_i_am_said_man_who_was/
Guy gets doxxxxxxed for the crime of... standing somewhere and being white, I guess? Maybe I missed something? The comments unanimously celebrate the fact he lost his job over this.

I can't even go to publicfreakout to watch crackheads fight in Wendy's parking lots anymore, every single subreddit has to be about black people and fash pearl clutching now.
 
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Kenobi said:
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Pubic hair is fucking disgusting. Fight me

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For a second i tought i was in r/thathappend

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Strange...
Its not like the entire humanities is rotten to the core full of marxists.
Its not like college professors are super open with their political opinions and will fail you/ grade you lower if you have a different opinion then them.
Its not like kids previously spent 12yrs being told that the teachers word is the law.
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There's nothing wrong about that first post besides her dumping her business on Reddit. Also female body hair > shaving fight me
 
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This is the thread, you exceptional fedora. What's in your post is a fake screenshot from your totally not gay mutual masturbation hugbox.

r/AskWomen - How many people did you sleep with in college?

0 votes and 40 comments so far on Reddit
www.reddit.com www.reddit.com

edit: for those not bothering to click, the numbers are

20-21, 1 (current partner), 1 (husband), 7, 1 (current partner), 1 (rape), 1, 0, 0, 0, "so many", 0, 10-15, 1 (current partner), 5 incl. husband, 6, 0, 2 incl. current partner, "dozens", 3, 1, 1, 1, 0, 6, "many", 15, 3 incl. husband, "didn't keep count", 3, 6-7, 4 incl. original partner, 17.
 
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tumblrkek said:
This thread is good to remind me to stay away from this cesspit of a website. Tho sorting the comments by controversial will yield hilarious results depending on the sub.
Was there a time when Reddit wasn't full of soys, promiscuous women and commie trannies?
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About 8 or 10 years ago. Back then it was mostly nerds, pedos, and Ron Paul supporters.
 
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KiwiJoe said:
What's the point of troons trying to get into religion? They'll never get accepted by the majority of religious people anyways. Whether its old boomers or zoomer TradCaths. No matter the generation or demographic they'll not fit in.

It's an absolutely pointless thing.

Most troons are Atheists or some sort of lame version of Neopaganism (not the cool Varg kind where you can burn churches and play Black Metal, its the hippie nature kind that celebrates the troon goddesses or whatever) so they probably won't get accepted by most troons either. Especially considering how many end up becoming AnComs or Tankies who'd love to throw a fit every time sometime types in the word God with the capitalization on.
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They should go be a Unitarian.
Somewhere on troon reddit I saw one who claimed to be a former Catholic priest. Wish I could find them again.
 
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