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[Pissmaster]

I've found it, the most quintessentially reddit thing I've ever seen:

• humblebrag title with ironic self-deprecation
• focal point of the photo is an old foreign pokemon card
• held up to the camera, can't just put it on a table for some reason
• foot in photo, i guess to pretend like it's a casual photo
• large and expensive star wars toys carefully placed in background, in an otherwise empty room
• posted by a guy named "Reasonable-Communist"
• over 24k upvotes, 700+ comments, tons of paid awards, all from the past day

 

[AmazingEagle]

I'd take Radfems and their ilk more seriously if they didn't feel the need to plaster their genitals on every possible thing.

Speaking about the protest, I bet that this guy only joined in because he thought that his Doritos and monster energy smelling ass would get some coochie.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I've found it, the most quintessentially reddit thing I've ever seen:

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• humblebrag title with ironic self-deprecation
• focal point of the photo is an old foreign pokemon card
• held up to the camera, can't just put it on a table for some reason
• foot in photo, i guess to pretend like it's a casual photo
• large and expensive star wars toys carefully placed in background, in an otherwise empty room
• posted by a guy named "Reasonable-Communist"
• over 24k upvotes, 700+ comments, tons of paid awards, all from the past day

The Star Wars toys in the background do it for me. Probably the first time where I can once agree with a girl claiming “this is how guys love and it’s disgusting”

 

[Lemmingwise]

if man is 5, if man is 5
i f m a n i s f i v e ..

*ed~
rate me autistic harder, musically illiterate daddies x~

Maybe you're illiterate about the music you're listening to.

Pixies – Monkey Gone to Heaven

A rare environmental song by the Pixies, “Monkey Gone to Heaven” deals with man’s confused place in the universe. Black Francis told Esquire This belongs in the mythological

genius.com

 

[Oats12345]

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Found on r/OffMyChest

He's clearly a soyboy Texan. Just by posting on Reddit alone I can tell.

"Texas, Red State stereotype, did the thing Republicans have wanted to do for my entire life and now it doesn't feel like home anymore." Literally wut?


"Texas love its second amendment. If Texas men feared for their life for even interacting with women, maybe shit would change."

Yes, committing a murder because someone talked to you is a great way to enact social change, as opposed to a way for you to kill someone and then get the death penalty even as a woman because Texas. Good luck with that, retard.

Texas has been a red state for decades. So I don't know what this guy talking about?

 

[Lemmingwise]

I thought I'd give a look how the reddit hivemins thinks about what just happened.

Here is the 9th most upvoted topic of the last week reddit sidewide. It's on /r/news with over 100.000 positive score. Only topics above it are afganisthan or social media memes.





No mention of mods. They seem to lay responsibility at the media's feet.



Subreddits are autonomous, apparently.




And an unusually confused train of thought even for reddit standards:

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

It's tragic that Kiwifarms is more truthful than the media when it comes to the actual timeline of events.

 

[Kripolkripa]

It's tragic that Kiwifarms is more truthful than the media when it comes to the actual timeline of events.

There are two kinds of people fundamentally, those who seek the truth more than comfort and the opposite. One is stereotyped as cynical, rude, and brash; the other as lackadaisical, naive, and arrogant. Both can bring balance to society, but right now the comfort seekers have full command of the reins.

 

[Lemmingwise]

There are two kinds of people fundamentally, those who seek the truth more than comfort and the opposite. One is stereotyped as cynical, rude, and brash; the other as lackadaisical, naive, and arrogant. Both can bring balance to society, but right now the comfort seekers have full command of the reins.

I thought on the one hand you have chads, relentlessly handsome, always right and don't care about being rude. And on the other hand you have cucks, overly socialised, chinless and always crying for running out of soy.

And I know that I and everyone that agrees is in the first group and anyone that disagrees is in the latter.

 

[Kripolkripa]

I thought on the one hand you have chads, relentlessly handsome, always right and don't care about being rude. And on the other hand you have cucks, overly socialised, chinless and always crying for running out of soy.

And I know that I and everyone that agrees is in the first group and anyone that disagrees is in the latter.

This but unironically correct. I believe it relates to midwit theory; dichotomies are ridiculous when you have the mental capacity to detect nuance but not to fully see it through to its logical conclusion, but in a simple or advanced enough mind, things become quite straightforward. Firmly in the retard camp btw

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

This is going to come across as a retarded analogy largely oversimplifying what has happened with Reddit's decision to ban /r/NNN and the aftermath as a result but that is fine because for whatever reason I keep coming back to this. What I really can't help but take away from how this has all transpired is that it's more or less served as a perfect example showing how these same Redditors clamoring for more censorship can not and will not ever be satisfied. That will never actually happen.

Just look at the literal sitewide response to the decision to ban the sub, which was their stated goal they've been relentlessly plotting the entire time. It's gone, banned, donezo, and they're still furious. They'll say it's because Reddit's reason for banning it was "brigading" or whatever, but everyone whose saying that knows it's a lie and that it's simply Reddit's way of covering their own ass after Spez's post last week. It's been wild to watch all of this unfold in real time. Perhaps there are some out there who feel smug satisfaction but to find those posts would take forever as you scroll endlessly past the thousands of comments expressing discontent at Reddit's reason for the ban. These faggots desperately need an enemy to feel righteous resisting against or it's like their entire ideology just falls apart.

 

[Lost Soul]

"Reddit is the home of Free Speech* online!"












* until said free speech says something we dont like

Until said free speech says something their investors don't like.

 

[419]

More inability to quote things, so another Chinese knockoff reply.

Spoiler: off-topic BBCode sperging

For anyone else still having issues, try this post on for size next time to get the right BBCode going for an actual quote instead of said knockoff. I seem to be having issues as well with your posts specifically here so this came in handy for me personally just now.

If you want to save time not manually typing BBCode out every time, try quoting any other post and replacing the QUOTE value as necessary using this view.

 

[Abilene]

Reddit and Discord fuckeries combined. What could go wrong.

 

[Blasterman]

Most posters ITT use "sex-addicted" as a cope against your average non-incel sex-haver.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Using "y'all" is now a form of hate speech because of the Texas Ruling on abortion.

 

[Lester Jones]

It's so stupid! Redditors don't even understand what the Texas abortion law does, but they like to talk about it as if they know what they're talking about.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It's so stupid! Redditors don't even understand what the Texas abortion law does, but they like to talk about it as if they know what they're talking about.

This is a threat to our democracy like January 6th, we must gather all redditors and head to Washington DC to forcibly remove and arrest all republicans so we can finally have our true one party system which will never change. Too many lives are at stake to leave the future of abortion up to chance.

 

[NickGer]

It's so stupid! Redditors don't even understand what the Texas abortion law does, but they like to talk about it as if they know what they're talking about.

Fellow Redditors told me it's bad and blue checkmarks on Twitter panic about it, so I need to farm karma by saying how bad this law is. Plus women are oppressed, so maybe I get the taste of coochie if I show support.

 

[Corpun]

Reddit and Discord fuckeries combined. What could go wrong.

Cheese Pizza spammed everywhere?

It's so stupid! Redditors don't even understand what the Texas abortion law does, but they like to talk about it as if they know what they're talking about.

They heard through the grapevine it is bad. Seriously they probably think Texas declared war on 'Planned Parenthood or something and is rounding up abortionists to be gassed instead of one of the most sane abortion laws out there.

I am sure if you brought up the unholy marriage between Abortion clinics and the Medical Industry in relation to fetal remains they would downvote you into oblivion.