Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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BartSampson said:
What worries me is that their "relationship" is still fresh and they're already having quarrels. I really don't think this will last long, but then again, who knows. They both seem to be incredibly clingy so I also wouldn't be surprised if they dragged it out just to avoid dealing with the fallout. It seems like Chris may have met the female version of himself. Or she's a femme fatale type and just wants to watch him burn.
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Why does that worry you? Do you worry for Chris?
 
K her new "kissy face" profile picture and her new comment on Chris's status "The past is in the past, and lessons have been learned. Things will be ok ❤️"

I've said before that I really do think she's a real person, but real or not this is sketchy as fuck. The way she's going about this comes off to me as manipulative as hell, so I'm starting to agree with those of you that said she's trying to mold him into something.
 
Karen Riley said:
I don't agree with everything Dear Leader Null said but he makes an excellent point that comparing present Chris related events to those of the past is a bad idea, since then you'll never be able to enjoy anything because Chris trolling isn't as scripted and as organised as it used to be and that's probably for the better.

To be fair, I think a lot of the complaining about this phase of Chris's life took place when we thought the entire Jessica situation had been ended with Chris's six second Facebook video but now we know it's continuing that makes things a little different. I'm curious what everyone thinks of the big upcoming MLP movie date. Is it going to take place or will Jessica have postponed it over their little fallout? At least after that date we'll be able to get a better grasp on who Jessica is and what her intentions are.

As a side note I've always hated the word 'saga,' and the pretty autistic need to categorise every phase of Chris's life into them. It's not even the need to turn everything into a saga that's annoying, it's just the entire mindset of having to categorise events in his life in the first place. In the CWC documentary, I've always felt like the wheels came off when @spylobster explained what sagas were and gave a brief summary of each saga. That's the point where, the average viewer interested in learning about Chris, would have been turned off and found it kiddish and amateur, which is a shame.
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If they do end up pulling off their little cinema date, even if Chris does nothing interesting I hope some t̶r̶y̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶e̶r̶ EPIC WEEN attends in hopes of making Chris chimp out, only to end up embarassing himself in the process.
 
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LikeicareKF said:
so can anyone confirm yet if this is a real person
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Be like me and give the benefit of the doubt. Technically, Jessica has good chances of being a real person. You could technically question the legitness of most of the people the whole Lolcow Forum talks about.

The Stone Cutters just don't want to accept that people outside of the Trolling side of the internet can communicate with Chris.

Now I have a serious question

I remember another character from like 2012 or something named "Jessica Sideways" who also made comments. Is there a connection?
 
I was thinking today that Jessica may have been in porn/sex industry. That would explain how she empathizes with Chris' humiliations and doesn't find his sex videos embarrassing.
 
Cuntster said:
I think we all know for Crystal to be the TRUE and HONEST heir to the CWC throne she will need to be birthed from Chris’s own womb.

EDIT: Spelling correction.
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Horrifying thought. With the creation of artificial wombs, and other monstrosities of science, it could be possible that in 20 or so years, Chris could create Crystal without a woman.
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I agree on your second theory, she played him like a violin and only managed to get 7 seconds of video out of him.

Going 2 years deep undercover just to troll Chris doesn't really seem all that worth it.
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