Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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He's already got other socks by now. Chris is no stranger to wheelin and dealin, and the person he's most concerned with pleasing will always be himself.
 
You know, I get some serious Borderline vibes off of Jessica. Borderlines tend to go after exceptional guys like Chris knowing that they'd be willing to feed into their constant need for attention, while stimutaneously getting away with playing mind games. It's not looking too far fetched that this could be her way of getting a lot of attention just so she can feel some sick validation from it.

But she could also just be another lame troll whose trying to get her fifteen minutes of fame in Christory. That's just sad.
 
I still think there is a chance that she is damaged goods gold digging for that sweet tardbux, if not a troll. Since we know Chris is not in a good shape, she would just have to endure his commupance once a month or so and get that sweet tugboat money. The picture does have that maybe on drugs stripper vibe to it.

Darndirty said:
Too bad there's no one to talk him into shoving that unicorn horn up his ass these days.
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Yeah, it is not the good old days, but it is still content.
 
Male Idiot said:
I still think there is a chance that she is damaged goods gold digging for that sweet tardbux, if not a troll. Since we know Chris is not in a good shape, she would just have to endure his commupance once a month or so and get that sweet tugboat money. The picture does have that maybe on drugs stripper vibe to it.



Yeah, it is not the good old days, but it is still content.
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What tardbux? He is worth negative money thanks to a mountain of debt
 
Male Idiot said:
I still think there is a chance that she is damaged goods gold digging for that sweet tardbux, if not a troll. Since we know Chris is not in a good shape, she would just have to endure his commupance once a month or so and get that sweet tugboat money. The picture does have that maybe on drugs stripper vibe to it.
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Chris gets what, at most $1000 per month, right? That's less than what someone working minimum wage full time would make per month, in I believe every state in the US. So if she's a gold digger, she's doing a pretty bad job at it. I agree more with the idea that she's damaged goods looking to control someone and mold them rather than in it for the money.
 
Male Idiot said:
I still think there is a chance that she is damaged goods gold digging for that sweet tardbux,
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The internet is literally bursting with simpering, spineless cretins eager to give up everything for the slightest bit of female attention. There are far easier marks than Chris that have more to give, are less repulsive, and don't have an entire circus of idiocy surrounding them.
 
Saw this as a recent profile picture and I didn't see that it had been uploaded yet. Sorry if it's late but I'm sure it's in relation to whatever "this" is.
 

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Venus said:
You know, I get some serious Borderline vibes off of Jessica. Borderlines tend to go after exceptional guys like Chris knowing that they'd be willing to feed into their constant need for attention, while stimutaneously getting away with playing mind games. It's not looking too far fetched that this could be her way of getting a lot of attention just so she can feel some sick validation from it.

But she could also just be another lame troll whose trying to get her fifteen minutes of fame in Christory. That's just sad.
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Sounds like she could've picked anyone else, but only Chris could get her the massive amount of attention she desires.
I think that once we stop giving so much attention to this ( if ever ), she'll break up as a last ditch effort to get our attention back onto her.

In a nutshell, she isn't interested in Chris' attention as much as she is OUR attention.

Fumanchuchu said:
Saw this as a recent profile picture and I didn't see that it had been uploaded yet. Sorry if it's late but I'm sure it's in relation to whatever "this" is.
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Who wants to bet that he used a dropper to place that "tear" there?
 
Ray Streip said:
Yeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation: there's just no way an attention-whore would post some of the pictures Jessica's used in reaction to the thing's Chris has done, they're not attractive photos at all :lol:
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I think it’s more likely the phenomenon where your brain is making the images “fit” what she’s saying. Kind of how your brain makes contextual sense of a mishmash of footage and reaction shots in a film.

CatParty said:
“Cutting off loose ends”
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I think he means his duck.

Marvin said:
It's some sort of scheme on her part.
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Yeah but isn’t love just a scheme of the heart?

Subconcious Offense said:
This is your fault. It would have been a lot more interesting if you called the cops on him while you were still 13.
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What’s the statute of limitations? It could still happen. Remember that he told Chris to burn his house down...
 
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Autismo Pinochet said:
Sounds like she could've picked anyone else, but only Chris could get her the massive amount of attention she desires.
I think that once we stop giving so much attention to this ( if ever ), she'll break up as a last ditch effort to get our attention back onto her.

In a nutshell, she isn't interested in Chris' attention as much as she is OUR attention.
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But...why? What could she gain by having our attention?
 
Slowinthemind said:
Never trust anyone that substitutes body hair for a pen.
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Reading this, I forgot about Jessica and immediately started wondering how the hell Chris had used his body hair as a writing implement (and how I had missed it). Slapped myself upon realizing you meant eyebrow-girl but then again, chris has probably done weirder things...
 
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