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gin_nose said:
I just want to add that property tax assessed values are not a good way of determining the actual value of a property/house. For example, in my state at least, houses that sell for $400k are assessed for like $195k for taxes.
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Oh, 100% agreed. Just wanted to point out that it's at least one way to follow pricing trends. For instance, Phil's WAkhando evaluation skyrocketed this past year, indicative of the bubble going on there.
 
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Oh, 100% agreed. Just wanted to point out that it's at least one way to follow pricing trends. For instance, Phil's WAkhando evaluation skyrocketed this past year, indicative of the bubble going on there.
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I find it quite surprisng that his WAKhando is tax assessed near its retail value. Maybe WA is different than east coast because property taxes are lower or something.
 
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I find it quite surprisng that his WAKhando is tax assessed near its retail value. Maybe WA is different than east coast because property taxes are lower or something.
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My guess he hasn't/can''t file for homestead exemption. Since It must be your place of residence. Not sure how that works where its located
 
It seems you have to be 120 days delinquent on your mortgage payments before a lender is able to begin foreclosure proceedings, and once they file for foreclosure in the courts (Connecticut is a judicial foreclosure state) there is another 30 day grace period for the borrower to respond. Unless Phil was actually dumb enough to call up the ConnDough's home loan institution and told them he isn't paying anymore it's possible we won't hear about that from Phil until like September, unless he's spinning more lies. Although I could see Phil being dumb enough to call and tell them just to foreclose now, I remember Phil intimating that they 'would be stupid to drag this out for months' and they should just 'take the property right away and sell it to get their money right away' when they are legally required to wait 4 months before they can foreclose on the property.

I could see him being on the phone for 40 minutes with people trying to explain this simple fact to him while he screams, 'I USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!', while also throwing a tantrum and calling them stupid because despite his threats of non-payment they still refuse to accept a short-sale when Phil makes more than enough money to keep making mortgage payments.

Phil should just try to sell the ConnDough to one of his speds for the remainder of what he owes on it's home loan, it's not like they even have to have any money because they can just take out their own loan to pay him. Then instead of throwing their tugboat money at Phil they can use it to split the difference on the monthly payments with a renter. There you go Phil, I just solved your problem. All you have to do is hard sell a sped to take on an investment they will instantly be underwater on by 100%. This should be a piece of cake just from looking at the salesman skills he displayed trying to sell his jizz covered statues he broke "just touching them normally", plus a sped likely has better money management skills than Phil. It's a win win.

Edit: I legit thought I was posting this in the 'Loan & Savings' thread lol
 
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Prince Lotor said:
It seems you have to be 120 days delinquent on your mortgage payments before a lender is able to begin foreclosure proceedings, and once they file for foreclosure in the courts (Connecticut is a judicial foreclosure state) there is another 30 day grace period for the borrower to respond.
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Most civil legal actions are public information, aren't they? Maybe someone more astute than I could comment on this.

Prince Lotor said:
I could see him being on the phone for 40 minutes with people trying to explain this simple fact to him while he screams, 'I USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!', while also throwing a tantrum and calling them stupid because despite his threats of non-payment they still refuse to accept a short-sale when Phil makes more than enough money to keep making mortgage payments.
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Nah, Phil is completely meek in real life. He probably had a relatively normal conversation, but he was told everything he didn't want to hear. So he comes on stream and talks about the "know nothings" who hurt his feelies by not letting him do exactly what he wanted :(
 
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Most civil legal actions are public information, aren't they? Maybe someone more astute than I could comment on this.
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A foreclosure will probably first show up in public, Internet-accessible records on the State of Connecticut Judicial Branch website under their foreclosure section. You can search these records for free and see full documents. A civil lawsuit (i.e. "You gon' pay what you owe!") will show up on the same site and again you can view full documents.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
Phil saw The Sickening thread and the tweets going on about him taking time off a year ago.

We're out of our fucking minds for looking it up in the first place. Must be why he forced himself to stream today to prove us wrong about being sick.
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I'd really like it if this were true. If we live in his head that much I wouldn't mind putting my feet up and ordering a pizza for a long weekend. Make a nice little nest, maybe.
 
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Pargon said:
I'd really like it if this were true. If we live in his head that much I wouldn't mind putting my feet up and ordering a pizza for a long weekend. Make a nice little nest, maybe.
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I'll try to find the quote from his prestream. He specifically called out that us mentally fucked detractors looked up and saw he took 3 days off a year ago.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
I'll try to find the quote from his prestream. He specifically called out that us mentally fucked detractors looked up and saw he took 3 days off a year ago.
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To me this is very revealing - to push back so hard on this that he lashes out like this probably means people were somewhat accurate with spotting the pattern.

A perfectly normal person would laugh, say "wow that's a weird coincidence but I guess I'm usually ill this time of year" or something like that. Phil's anger at such an observation when it can be easily dismissed and laughed off? I reckon his childish insults towards people daring to simply pay attention and observe his words just dug his own hole he can't get out.

Final note: if detractors are fucked up for looking up something he done a year ago how fucked up is Phil for this sort of behaviour? Using Phil's logic that's all sorts of messed-up.
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Just imagine if Phil has been playing a character this entire time......it would be one of the greatest bits of trolling in internet history.
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if phil is playing a character this is the longest con in existence, he's manage to trick half the internet that he is sincere in his words that this is the man he is, and some of those people give him money, if this is an act he belongs in hollywood
 
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Shambler said:
if phil is playing a character this is the longest con in existence, he's manage to trick half the internet that he is sincere in his words that this is the man he is, and some of those people give him money, if this is an act he belongs in hollywood
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I'm imagining a Usual Suspects type scene where Phil clears his throat for the last time, sends a message to his opponent congratulating them on their hard-fought win and walks outside, smiling politely at passers by.
 
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Shambler said:
if phil is playing a character this is the longest con in existence, he's manage to trick half the internet that he is sincere in his words that this is the man he is, and some of those people give him money, if this is an act he belongs in hollywood
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Phil could be one of the greatest actors of all time, and I ultimately hope he is. As it would be one of the greatest Trolling Ops to have existed, but sadly, Reality is Often Disappointing.
 
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Donkey_Ming said:
Phil could be one of the greatest actors of all time, and I ultimately hope he is. As it would be one of the greatest Trolling Ops to have existed, but sadly, Reality is Often Disappointing.
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Look at it this way: if it is all a con, and Phil is trolling a good chunk of the entire internet, he's long past circled back around into trolling himself because he committed to the bit far too hard. Even if all the taxes stuff, the semi-reclusive lifestyle, all of it was just a huge lie, his body is very clearly ruined and, like an FBI plant in a South American narco ring who just got done fucking the jefe's daughter, I suspect he might have been under for too long.
 
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