Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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if you dont use the Red 9, you deserve the bullet!

fuck the TMP!
RED 9 FOR LYFE! FUCK BLACKTAIL AND PUNISHER BITCHES!

Straight up, for RE4make I hope they keep all the guns and add in a couple more. I just love how they all function and feel. Shit, in general I hope they up the gore for this one. RE2make had some amazing gore effects, and with Las Plagas being far and away more disgusting than regular ol' zombies, the gore here could be amazing.
 
RED 9 FOR LYFE! FUCK BLACKTAIL AND PUNISHER BITCHES!

Straight up, for RE4make I hope they keep all the guns and add in a couple more. I just love how they all function and feel. Shit, in general I hope they up the gore for this one. RE2make had some amazing gore effects, and with Las Plagas being far and away more disgusting than regular ol' zombies, the gore here could be amazing.
Bring back leon getting decapitated/cut in half in various ways
 
RED 9 FOR LYFE! FUCK BLACKTAIL AND PUNISHER BITCHES!

Straight up, for RE4make I hope they keep all the guns and add in a couple more. I just love how they all function and feel. Shit, in general I hope they up the gore for this one. RE2make had some amazing gore effects, and with Las Plagas being far and away more disgusting than regular ol' zombies, the gore here could be amazing.
If they change the shotguns I will be very disappointed. Many games before it had good shotguns but in RE4 it had a real "fuck off" effect in the way it knocked over or pushed back stacks of enemies. That was wonderful.
 
If they change the shotguns I will be very disappointed. Many games before it had good shotguns but in RE4 it had a real "fuck off" effect in the way it knocked over or pushed back stacks of enemies. That was wonderful.
Nothing beats using the Riot Gun on a group of zealots and watching them fly away or stagger over each other for a supplexing spree. The shotties in RE4 are magical.
 
Here's my useless :optimistic: list of minor shit I'd like to see added.
-Chicago Typewriter added as a regular weapon you can buy to replace the TMP for the late-mid to late game, recent REs have had infinite ammo unlocks for all weapons so one that functions like the OG one will still be in the game.
-Leon's jacket from the very beginning will be made a selectable outfit, it's iconic despite the fact you lose it after literally the first level of the original.
-The Island will lean a bit heavier into the lab aspect of it, will still look like abandoned industrial buildings so it won't become NEST 3, but having a few rooms have corpses of failed Plaga experiments like original kind of touched on would be neat to see.
 
I definitely hope they add some Lisa Treavor style element to RE4, some new monster to really up the fear factor, maybe something that lurks the castle.
I do hope they actually expand the monster roster this time around. Las Plagas has so much potential than just some random zombies and corporate made BOWs. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my zeds and bio-engineered death machines, but theres something so ancient and primal about Las Plagas that does it to me.

It also gives Capcom incentive to go wild with designs; with the BOWs you gotta make them "marketable" to the bioweapons market, otherwise people won't buy your weird ass monster. But with Las Plagas, the damn things don't care if the crotchal tentacles looks weird to investors. Las Plagas don't give a fuck, Las Plagas does as it damn well pleases to defend and "improve" it's host, and if it means growing a crotch tentacle than so fucking be it.

Again, seeing Las Plagas types that have weapons/defensive measures sprout out from destroyed/damaged limbs would go a long way to make the Ganados so much more fun to fight. Think RE6 but not bullshit and dumb.
 
All I know is that I would be deeply disappointed if the Striker can no longer be upgraded to hold 100 shells.

I don't care if it's wildly unrealistic, that shit was magical to behold.

On the subject of RE Engine gore, I can see Ganados with exposed Las Plagas have the remains of their faces dangling from their necks.
 
On the subject of RE Engine gore, I can see Ganados with exposed Las Plagas have the remains of their faces dangling from their necks.
Let's hope the gore is at least near par with RE2R, RE3R and RE8 pretty heavily downgraded gore thanks to having more enemies on screen and having more open areas. Hopefully the last two years allow them to take more advantage of the new console hardware (and they aren't releasing on last gen consoles)
 
RED 9 FOR LYFE! FUCK BLACKTAIL AND PUNISHER BITCHES!

Straight up, for RE4make I hope they keep all the guns and add in a couple more. I just love how they all function and feel. Shit, in general I hope they up the gore for this one. RE2make had some amazing gore effects, and with Las Plagas being far and away more disgusting than regular ol' zombies, the gore here could be amazing.
I would love a Luger to go with the Red 9.
 
Let's hope the gore is at least near par with RE2R, RE3R and RE8 pretty heavily downgraded gore thanks to having more enemies on screen and having more open areas. Hopefully the last two years allow them to take more advantage of the new console hardware (and they aren't releasing on last gen consoles)
The gore will probably be better since they don't have to take the weaker hardware into account anymore, this is current gen only.
 
Against the advice of people in this thread and my better judgement I went and started up RE 6. It starts with a load of shitty QTEs and Michael Bay action and shaky cam and then quickly devolves into a crappy third person Left 4 Dead knock off.

What is this game and why is it called Resident Evil lmao its so bad. Does it get any better after 2 hours?
What campaign are you playing? If it's Leon, it's kind of a bore without a buddy. Chris and Jake's campaigns are much more fun, even alone. Chris is just big dumb CoD energy from start to finish, and Jake has martial arts shenanigans that make for the best melee combat in the series bar none.

Mind you, the game itself is still really fucking jank and weird, but there is fun to be extracted here.
 
Against the advice of people in this thread and my better judgement I went and started up RE 6. It starts with a load of shitty QTEs and Michael Bay action and shaky cam and then quickly devolves into a crappy third person Left 4 Dead knock off.

What is this game and why is it called Resident Evil lmao its so bad. Does it get any better after 2 hours?
Be sure you go into the menu and turn on the option that auto does the QTEs, except the ones where you're grabbed by a zombie, those you have to do on your own. Don't neglect the skills you can purchase and equip either. They won't radically alter the game, at least not till you get the infinite ammo skills, but they can help a lot.
 
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