Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Mega Black said:
That's the best part. Let's not pretend like Resident Evil's franchise history or lore matters at all. Bring me vampire mommies, give me psycho rednecks, I'm hoping the 3rd game will lean into Lovecraft next with a quiet coastal town.
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I'm so fucking sick of Lovecraft and 'Lovecraftian' influence. It's not interesting, it's always, always the same and the designs are never scary or inspired. Just play Revelations if you want to see the same old dull as dishwater human/fish hybrids.
 
IneptRobot said:
I'm so fucking sick of Lovecraft and 'Lovecraftian' influence. It's not interesting, it's always, always the same and the designs are never scary or inspired. Just play Revelations if you want to see the same old dull as dishwater human/fish hybrids.
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Nah, most games don't do it well. I think a Resident Evil could pull it off, and I don't really consider Revelations' fish people a great execution of the concept.
 
Local Degenerate said:
Honestly, how can anyone defend RE7 and 8? They're clearly unrelated games that just had RE slapped on them last second to sell in what they considered a dead franchise.
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I mean, I'm sure some random asshole on the internet probably made the same argument about Resident Evil 4 when it was released. Thankfully, Capcom doesn't listen to random assholes on the internet.
 
Played RE3R again (stopped after the first boss fight).
I found out that nu-Jill is vastly more tolerable and likeable in the Japanese dub (or any other language) than in English. Or maybe it's just me who can't stand Nicole's constant swearing.
 
I get the hatred for RE6, the campaigns are awful, but damn I wish they kept that combat system for some other spinoff game. 6's mercenaries was fucking fire.
A HUNK game with RE6 combat would be as close as we'd get to Doomguy vs zombies.
 
Buddy Booth said:
I get the hatred for RE6, the campaigns are awful, but damn I wish they kept that combat system for some other spinoff game. 6's mercenaries was fucking fire.
A HUNK game with RE6 combat would be as close as we'd get to Doomguy vs zombies.
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The gameplay didn’t strike me as anything special but it’s hard to appreciate when everything else is so stupid.

If the pacing, writing and settings were better maybe it would be easier to appreciate the gameplay.

But there’s especially something that drives me nuts about the cargo ship in 5 and the ship in 6, they felt like such horrible slogs to get through because the surroundings were so absolutely generic, this coming from a series that used to be all about the character in it’s settings.

I think you can have any sort of gameplay but it’s going to get boring if it’s put in the most generic type of level possible.
 
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The campaigns are garbage, yes, but it's the best john wick game ever made. You have tons of options and it's basically the best melee has ever been in the series. Jake especially is fun as fuck to play as. In mercenaries, that is.

On a different note, I don't understand people complaining about Ashley. Or rather, I get it, it's an escort mission, but it never felt obnoxious to me. She just sticks by you and you can hide her in a dumpster most of the times when the going gets though. Except in the water room! Man, fuck the water room, I love it.

By comparison the whole of 5 is a much worse escort mission if you're playing solo. Fucking Sheva.
 
RE6 is just too darn long. There are some interesting bits here and there but the middle drags forever. Chris' campaign alone (the worst campaign, imo) felt like it took 20 hours to complete.
 
HonkyTonk said:
RE6 is just too darn long. There are some interesting bits here and there but the middle drags forever. Chris' campaign alone (the worst campaign, imo) felt like it took 20 hours to complete.
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In every single one of those campaigns, I'd always end up taking extended breaks towards the end. I'd take literal months to finish of each character's campaigns and for some reason, it happened on every single one.
 
Played RE4 once again just for old times sake, now grinding Mercenaries for the Handcannon.
Can someone explain to me why HUNK doesn't have a knife ? Wesker I can understand but why HUNK doesn't ?
 
ThatDumbPhilosopher said:
Played RE4 once again just for old times sake, now grinding Mercenaries for the Handcannon.
Can someone explain to me why HUNK doesn't have a knife ? Wesker I can understand but why HUNK doesn't ?
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Because HUNK would have apparently been "too OP" with a knife.

I can see it, considering that his action prompts are one-hit kills for the most part.
 
Buddy Booth said:
By comparison the whole of 5 is a much worse escort mission if you're playing solo. Fucking Sheva.
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Here's the thing though, never had a problem with Sheva. She used healing items in a heartbeat, but my solution was to never give her any healing item. Also, if you're not playing online or have the right set up RE 5 is a cluster-fuck to play co-op with how they decided to employ split screen.
 
Danone said:
Here's the thing though, never had a problem with Sheva. She used healing items in a heartbeat, but my solution was to never give her any healing item. Also, if you're not playing online or have the right set up RE 5 is a cluster-fuck to play co-op with how they decided to employ split screen.
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It worked fine and was intuitive for me when playing it on the couch with a buddy who rarely plays games, very fun, only at the end did I have to say "USE THE FUCKING..." in an annoyed voice after failing 3-4 times. Splitscreen I would say it's a good co-op game even with a noob.
 
Personally, I didn't think 4 needed a remake. With 2 and 3, there are a lot of people who couldn't handle tank controls and the graphics and other stuff. 4 is what made RE more accessible.

I wonder if they're gonna keep this up after 4. 1-4 are pretty beloved. A lot of people think 5 is where the series really went south, and 6 is where everyone agrees it had gone south. Would they remake 5? 6? I feel like if they were gonna do more 2-4 style remakes, they should do 1 or CV. Those could use it.

I'm still sad we didn't get a higher effort full remake of 3, including all the areas, the branching story bits, a more involved Nemesis system, etc. Imagine if they expanded the game and had a legit massive open Raccoon City streets. I enjoyed 3make, but it was totally just a 2make DLC and the waste of potential for what it COULD have been and probably never will be now is the problem.

Local Degenerate said:
Honestly, how can anyone defend RE7 and 8? They're clearly unrelated games that just had RE slapped on them last second to sell in what they considered a dead franchise.
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I can see what you're saying, and sort of agree. I was annoyed how people were like "Wow, Capcom is revolutionizing Survival Horror!" when RE7 just did what so many horror games on Steam for the last 10 years had been doing. You're right that RE7 and 8 could have been new IPs. 8 was a level of camp and jump the shark action schlock on-par with RE5/6, at least.

But then again, I remember people saying the same about RE4. "Where's the zombies? Why is the camera different? This isn't Resident Evil!"

Mega Black said:
Bring me vampire mommies, give me psycho rednecks, I'm hoping the 3rd game will lean into Lovecraft next with a quiet coastal town.
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"We heard how much y'all loved Vampire Mommy in 8, so we're bringing you Fish Mommy in 9."
"W... what kind of Fish Mommy?"
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
when RE7 just did what so many horror games on Steam for the last 10 years had been doing.
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I'd agree but the difference was that 7 was actually good. Compared to Outlast or whatever other piece of horror shit where you run from spooky monsters and hide in closets as your primary means of defense, 7 is like a godsend.

Grand Wizard Wakka said:
"We heard how much y'all loved Vampire Mommy in 8, so we're bringing you Fish Mommy in 9."
"W... what kind of Fish Mommy?"
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I really do wonder if they're going to try and hit the same waifu bait again. I hope not.
 
Mega Black said:
I really do wonder if they're going to try and hit the same waifu bait again. I hope not.
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Bruh, she has what matters in all the right places! You know "RE9: Biohazard Under Innsmouth" is gonna be 10/10 because it has sexy bare ass on Fish Mommy and will save the hwite race and defeat the SJWs! Don't you want that fish cheesecake?
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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Bruh, she has what matters in all the right places! You know "RE9: Biohazard Under Innsmouth" is gonna be 10/10 because it has sexy bare ass on Fish Mommy and will save the hwite race and defeat the SJWs! Don't you want that fish cheesecake?
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You know, at first I was hesitant but you've won me over. Give me some of that fusshy.
 
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